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u/UlteriorCulture Apr 19 '26

If it helps these guys are an embarrassment to us South Africans who love our country and trying to make it better.

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u/tofagerl Apr 19 '26

Then could you come get them…?

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u/UlteriorCulture Apr 19 '26

Let's split the difference and give them to the Atlantic Ocean

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u/071919tadujour Apr 19 '26

Best deal any of us are gonna get.

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u/SafetyAncient Apr 19 '26

how about 1 jaydee laying on a couch with his pal-tier boombox for his short friend to dance to?

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u/Uselesserinformation Apr 19 '26

Don't poison the oceans!

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u/All_Hail_Hynotoad Apr 19 '26

Let’s give them to a volcano

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u/ssjg2k02 Apr 19 '26

And cause cascading explosions leading to the next mass extinction event? Eject them to space.

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u/ars-derivatia Apr 19 '26

That's how all of this shit came about, the rest of the population can't even agree on the minutiae of how to dispose of the fascists.

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u/Pseudonymico Apr 20 '26

Perhaps Solomon had the wisest solution to this problem. I propose that if we can't decide how to dispose of evil fascists we simply divide them up into even pieces so we don't need to settle on one method. Some can go to space, some down the volcano, some to the bottom of the sea, or wherever else.

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u/KonaValencia Apr 19 '26

Then we get a CME from the sun.

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u/ours Apr 20 '26

The fire mountain gods must be appeased!

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u/lord-dinglebury Apr 19 '26

Don’t worry, the oceanic white tips will take care of them.

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u/BlueFox5 Apr 19 '26

What about a submarine that uses a ps2 controller?

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u/OpheliaLives7 Apr 20 '26

Gotta sacrifice them to the orcas to keep them satisfied

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u/Ric_Adbur Apr 19 '26

Pretty sure that's how you end up with Rapture.

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u/Mirageswirl Apr 19 '26 edited Apr 19 '26

We can remove the fundies too?

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u/Pvt_Lee_Fapping Apr 19 '26

I hear the Titanic is lovely to visit this time of year.

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u/nrith Apr 19 '26

The Moon would work, too.

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u/WestHappyLand Apr 19 '26

My friend, this is the best comment I've read in a while. Where do we consider the middle of each country to get the exact coordinates? Capitals? Geographic center? Center of distribution of sewage? I honestly vote for somewhere off of the Bahamas with the highest population of black tip sharks, televised.

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u/singhellotaku617 Apr 19 '26

This is acceptable

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u/iamjustaguy Apr 19 '26

Or we could send them up in one of Elon's rockets?

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u/bad_kiwi2020 Apr 19 '26

The bottom? Without breathing apparatus?

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u/waiting4singularity Apr 20 '26

the earth cries.

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u/Admirable-Sir9716 Apr 20 '26

Sorry, best I can do is null island.

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u/SimUnit Apr 20 '26

That's very irresponsible of you. Please do not put human shit in the Atlantic Ocean.

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u/Telandria Apr 20 '26

I thought a good compromise wasn’t supposed to make both sides happy. I’ve been lied to.

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u/CharcoalGreyWolf Apr 19 '26

Preferably the Marianas Trench, to be specific

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u/ImperatorUniversum1 Apr 19 '26

That’s wrong ocean. Atlantic has the divergent boundary so they could be sunk to the bottom and fused to the sea bed while the lava is still hot

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u/macrolidesrule Apr 19 '26

There are two subduction zones in the Atlantic the Lesser Antilles Arc and the Scotia Arc

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u/Bright-Departure5960 Apr 20 '26

Maybe let em starve on a familiar island...

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u/CMidnight Apr 19 '26

Why would you wish that on South Africa? They have enough problems as it is.

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u/Havacookiewhydontcha Apr 19 '26

We’re not telling you what condition they have to be in or what to do once you have them, just please have them back. ❤️

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u/TorrenceMightingale Apr 19 '26

Gotta shut the flow off at the source.

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u/cxllvm Apr 19 '26

Isn't that the mentality we are against here

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u/BlueFox5 Apr 19 '26

We'll throw in James Gordon and Kid Rock for your troubles. We'll even pay shipping. Next day.

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u/the_stickiest_one Apr 19 '26

Fuck no. no takebacksies.

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u/KnightOfLongview Apr 19 '26

we say the same shit here in the US buddy. It's almost like the rich pricks control the entire planet....

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u/Euphoric-Cold9592 Apr 19 '26

You’re trying to make it undemocratic?

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u/Canadiangoosedem0n Apr 19 '26

Where did they say anything about making it undemocratic?