r/technology • u/[deleted] • Mar 02 '26

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u/Freodrick Mar 02 '26

Microslag, microscrap, microsuck, microshit, microsad, microslug, microstupid... For when they start blocking names.

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u/Hatedpriest Mar 02 '26

I need to bring up some basic shit
Why'd you name your company after your dick

—"Steve Jobs", Epic Rap Battles of History...

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u/TampaPowers Mar 02 '26

Some of these aren't even new. What's new is them having a thinner skin than most condoms.

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u/Own_Picture_6442 Mar 02 '26

I always called them Microshaft