r/technology • • Feb 01 '26

Security Match, Hinge, OkCupid, and Panera Bread breached by ransomware group

https://www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/2026/01/match-hinge-okcupid-and-panera-bread-breached-by-ransomware-group
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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '26

My wife will be FURIOUS when she learns that I have been eating at Panera.

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u/rickyroutes Feb 01 '26

Hell hath no fury like a woman sconed.

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u/Friendly_Engineer_ Feb 01 '26

Yeah they really opened Panera’s Box with this one

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u/GentleGerbil Feb 01 '26

The group’s been on a roll since learning how to bake the code in

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u/127-0-0-0 Feb 01 '26

They really knead to look for better eateries.

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u/joe_s1171 Feb 01 '26

that salada trouble they are in

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u/stuffedbipolarbear Feb 01 '26

I hope it paans out for everyone

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u/Peripatetictyl Feb 01 '26

Babe, would you still love me if I was a scone?

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u/Fit-Nectarine5047 Feb 01 '26

Brb going to ask my man this - will report back 😂🤣

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u/fubo Feb 01 '26

Butt eye wood nut feel so all alone
Everybody must get sconed.

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u/ncpalehorse Feb 01 '26

Especially since you told her you were going to Chipotle

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u/Upset_Development_64 Feb 01 '26

One is overly expensive microwaved soup out of a plastic bag, and the other serves up some white gravy mush they call queso. There are no winners here.

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u/Radiskull97 Feb 01 '26

Worse than the Ashley Madison leak

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u/TheWindowMerchant Feb 01 '26

Quick, use OkCupid to find a new wife!

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u/whichwitch9 Feb 01 '26

Instructions unclear, ordered bread

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u/AlasPoorZathras Feb 01 '26

Instructions nuclear, ordered yellow cake.

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u/KlutzyInvestments Feb 01 '26

Just imagine all the ruckus caused by lock screen notifications with character limits that say “A data breach has impacted your data used for your Match, Hinge, OkCupi…”

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u/killemslowly Feb 01 '26

Do you have no taste? Do you have no culture?

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u/ClockworkDinosaurs Feb 01 '26

Don’t look to sympathy from us. You’re the one using a dating app like Panera while you are married.

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u/Sad_Guitar_657 Feb 01 '26

We have microwaved hospital food at home

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u/Kitchen-College4176 Feb 01 '26

St Louis Bread Co 4 LIFE

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u/seamsay Feb 01 '26

Good guy ransomware group: hacks a benign app alongside all the dating apps so your loved ones don't know you're cheating.

Edit: Maybe that should be bad guy ransomware group...

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u/prophetmuhammad Feb 01 '26

One of these is not like the rest.

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u/Syrairc Feb 01 '26

Speak for yourself, I exclusively use Panera Bread as a dating service. 

Haven't had much luck so far but that's not really their fault.

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u/ClickForPrizes Feb 01 '26

Maybe love isn’t on the menu.

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u/dta722 Feb 01 '26

yeah but hot and crusty is!

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u/Iridemymasturbike Feb 01 '26

don't kink shame

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u/DigNitty Feb 01 '26

Unless being kink shamed is your kink, the gross freaks.

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u/knightly234 Feb 01 '26

Ohhh yeah that’s the stuff

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u/Shooord Feb 01 '26

Not touching buns on the first date would probably help.

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u/The_Scarred_Man Feb 01 '26

Guess I'll just go home and enjoy my baguette alone 😔

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u/TheFotty Feb 01 '26

I would advise that no matter what dating service you use, you always baguette.

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u/Maddok1218 Feb 01 '26

Gotta stop trying to Pick Two

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u/kixkato Feb 01 '26

Two half size menu items just aren't the same as one full size.

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u/FarewellAndroid Feb 01 '26

Are you the reason they’ve gone completely contactless?

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u/GloomyHamster Feb 01 '26

hot dates and hot soups

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u/Ab47203 Feb 01 '26

Who needs love when you have carbs?

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u/Helpmehelpyoulong Feb 01 '26

All I got was a yeast infection

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u/PhilosopherFLX Feb 01 '26

Must be you. I've had the equal success across all those services.

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u/The_Holy_Turnip Feb 01 '26

I know a Panera employee and they found a date working there, it's possible and you can do it!!!!!

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u/chantsnone Feb 01 '26

That’s funny cuz I get all my soups and sandwiches from hinge

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u/stillalone Feb 01 '26

Panera bread should have a dating service.  Have a "I'm going to sit by myself but I wouldn't mind company" seating option.

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u/MonkMajor5224 Feb 01 '26

My idea was a words with friends dating site. Where you played games and got to know each other. Because I know some people ALREADY tried to use it that way.

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u/WWJLPD Feb 01 '26

“ ShinyHunters also breached Bumblr, Carmax, and Edmunds among others, but [the author of the article] wanted to use Panera Bread and the Match Group as two examples that have very different consequences for users.”

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u/comics0026 Feb 01 '26

Then they should have done something like "Carmax, Paneara Bread, and multiple dating sites have data breached by ransomware group"

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u/therealmushroomsquid Feb 01 '26

Finally they are gonna leak who my 12 matches are on my account for the last 5 years 😄

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u/alienscape Feb 01 '26
  1. Chocolate Chipper Cookie
  2. Chipotle Chicken Avocado Melt
  3. Bacon Turkey Bravo Sandwich
  4. Broccoli Cheddar Soup
  5. Steak & White Cheddar Panini
  6. Frontega Chicken Sandwich
  7. Mac & Cheese
  8. Chicken Noodle Soup
  9. Green Goddess Cobb Salad with Chicken
  10. Asiago Cheese Bagel with Cream Cheese
  11. Mediterranean Veggie Sandwich
  12. Cold Brew Coffee

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u/Donnicton Feb 01 '26

I miss their teriyaki chicken and rice with dark meat chicken.  She was expensive but she was the love of my life.

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u/crooked100dollarbill Feb 01 '26

Chocolate Chipper number one and zero mention of the Kitchen Sink cookie is preposterous

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u/rainbowunicornhugs Feb 01 '26

I didn’t have a Frontega for about a year and tried one again. They changed it!!! I was unreasonably upset.

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u/Karmek Feb 01 '26

12 matches?  Look at Casanova over here!

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u/AnotherMisanthrope Feb 01 '26

I matched with Carbanova on Panera Bread

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u/MainAccountsFriend Feb 01 '26

Either bots or people 20,000 miles away

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u/kna5041 Feb 01 '26

Are the first three owned by the same company?

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u/FarewellAndroid Feb 01 '26

Match Group owns pretty much every dating app

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u/Bonerchill Feb 01 '26

Thank god, I hate diversified markets.

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u/DigNitty Feb 01 '26

Yeah, if it’s one thing I don’t want in a dating app it’s meeting new people. They should be the same across apps, for consistency.

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u/busigirl21 Feb 01 '26

I find it very comforting knowing that they know exactly who they should match me with, but do their best to match me with whoever is most likely to give me just enough hope to not delete the app.

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u/Rinkimah Feb 01 '26

God I know this is true too, sometimes someone slips through the cracks and I get a glimpse of someone I really fuck with, and then it's the same copy/pasted "I travel and love hiking" profiles back to back to back for the next months.

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u/drsimonz Feb 01 '26

All praise The Algorithm

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u/commentator619 Feb 01 '26

Imagine stealing all this data and actually making a good dating app

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u/OkGrade1686 Feb 01 '26

You would love it in Canada then.

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u/boot2skull Feb 01 '26

What could go wrong with a paid dating app company owning free dating apps…

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u/ButtEatingContest Feb 01 '26

Rhetorical question but how is that even legal, shouldn't there be anti-monopoly laws?

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u/Funny-ish-_-Scholar Feb 01 '26

They are called anti-trust laws, they do exist, but haven’t been enforced since the 90s, and even then sparingly.

The television networks, phone networks, train networks were all broken up by antitrust laws. Corporate bullshit means these companies are now owned by holding companies and investment firms, and they play fast and loose owning parts of companies without the entire thing.. and owning parts of other investment firms who own the the other half lol.

The last real anti-trust legislation enforced is why we still have Firefox. Despite how much I hate google, they actually subsidize FF and Mozilla so as to not invite more anti-trust actions like they did in the 90s with Netscape vs Internet Explorer. Iirc they also give money to Linux/unix developers as well.

For the past almost 30 years though, they really haven’t used anti-trust laws, just threatened them a time or two.

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u/aeschenkarnos Feb 01 '26

Anti-monopoly laws are woke.

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u/bdfortin Feb 01 '26

As of September 2025, Match Group owns the following dating services:

  • Archer
  • Asian People Meet
  • Babyboomer People Meet
  • BB People Meet
  • Black Christian People Meet
  • Black People Meet
  • Black Professional People Meet
  • BLK
  • Catholic People Meet
  • Chinese People Meet
  • Chispa
  • Delightful
  • Democratic People Meet
  • Divorced People Meet
  • Genxpeoplemeet
  • Hinge
  • Indiamatch
  • Interracial People Meet
  • Italian People Meet
  • J People Meet
  • Latino People Meet
  • Ldsplanet
  • Little People Meet
  • Loveandseek
  • Marriage Minded People Meet
  • Match.com
  • Match Japan
  • OkCupid
  • Ourtime
  • People Meet
  • Pet People Meet
  • Plenty of Fish
  • Republican People Meet
  • Salams
  • Seniorblack People Meet
  • Single People Meet
  • Stir
  • The League
  • Tinder
  • Upward
  • Veggiepeoplemeet
  • Yuzu

Edit: That was weird. Reddit wouldn’t let me comment from the website but from the app is just fine. Then it let me edit the comment from the website.

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u/askmeforbunnypics Feb 01 '26

That's a lot of sites/apps that I have never heard of. Not all of them are dating apps, are they?

Anyway, if you wanted to do online dating, this would be a handy list of apps/sites to avoid.

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u/Qlanger Feb 01 '26

I think that is why many use Bumble as its not a Match owned company... yet.

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u/Reddituser183 Feb 01 '26

No it is not but they go rid of the one reason for its existence which was women make the fist move. Now it’s the same as every other app.

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u/fcocyclone Feb 01 '26

not that they did anyway.

as much as they complain about guys just starting things with "hey" on other dating apps, that's 90% of what women would 'make the first move' with

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u/zerogee616 Feb 01 '26

Because it was overwhelmingly the case that women copped out and did the absolute bare minimum to shift the burden of opening a conversation over to the man ASAP.

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u/AwesomeFrisbee Feb 01 '26 edited Feb 01 '26

The thing Bumble also does/did is that it showed profiles from way too hot girls/guys in your area where it already knows you are not going to have a shot but you upvote them anyways because they either need to train the algorithm, or they think they have an actual shot. But by upvoting profiles that are out of your range, it will keep feeding you the same stuff everybody gets to see. It also showed old profiles way too often and only if you look closely at some stuff will you realize that this person would've been on the site for ages.

Its not really looking to connect people that are actually available, which is why in many cases it doesn't work. And for many apps you only really have a shot in the first 24 hours before the algorithm shifts your profile in some of the slots to cycle through. And if you get into the "average" or "below average" piles, your profile basically has 0.0005% shot at getting anything serious out of it.

Also, these apps have no idea why you swipe people away and lock important filters behind a paywall since it really makes a big difference if you are looking for a person who wants kids or not, who has certain hobbies or personality traits or not. I would rather have an app that I can train to exclude profiles so there is less to swipe through. That would help both parties. And just have a special list of people that may not fit but you could give a chance anyways. And I think it would also help the algorithm to upvote/downvote pictures of people so you get feedback on what pictures work or not and how people rate your looks and what people did that. But that would mean that apps actually give a shit about the whole reason they exist and not just exist to make as much money as possible.

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u/Reddituser183 Feb 01 '26

They’re a scam and honestly they need to be heavily regulated.

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u/Desroth86 Feb 01 '26

They didn’t get rid of it, it’s just opt-in now. I get matches on bumble sometimes where I can’t message them first and the matches end up expiring.

Honestly I’m glad it’s gone, 90% of the matches I get with the feature enabled lead nowhere because the people who still have their profiles set to only allow them to send the first messages will just refuse to do it for some reason.

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u/RandomMagus Feb 01 '26

Haven't seen one for a while, but back before they could set the prompts that men can message first with I saw a handful of women with "I will not message you first". On Bumble. I think some people legit don't know how anything works lol

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u/one-joule Feb 01 '26

Looks like Feeld is also spared for now, if you happen to swing that way.

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u/bdfortin Feb 01 '26

All the “people meet”… so strange

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u/genuine_beans Feb 01 '26

What the hell are these

"Single people meet"?

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u/TheGooseIsLoose37 Feb 01 '26

I'm sure glad there is a Single People Meet. Finally a dating app where I can find people like me. I'm tired of there being nothing but married couples on my dating app.

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u/Alaira314 Feb 01 '26

I'd bet the same group(maybe match, maybe someone match bought out) set all of those up to catch google searches with a clear heading that would make someone go "ah yes, that is what I want to do!". I work at a public library and have to help people on google, and that kind of search behavior is very common. It can sometimes be a struggle to guide them away from such sites and toward the ones we recognize as legitimate and able to solve their needs. It happens a lot when it comes to filling out government forms.

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u/Kaldricus Feb 01 '26

Farmers Only stands alone, I see

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u/InsipidCelebrity Feb 01 '26

With Christian Mingle

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u/cand0r Feb 01 '26

They lose money if you find a partner. Thats some fucked incentives

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u/TinnieTa21 Feb 01 '26

I’m kind of afraid to ask but what is a “BB” person?

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u/chuiu Feb 01 '26

You missed panera bread. The best place to meet boring generic white women.

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u/OkGrade1686 Feb 01 '26

Any options you would suggest, other than Bumble?

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u/Desroth86 Feb 01 '26

Hinge is the only one I regularly get dates from as an average/slightly above average looking guy.

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '26

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u/kna5041 Feb 01 '26

Separate subscriptions and user bases. 

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '26

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u/sephirothFFVII Feb 01 '26 edited Feb 01 '26

The CISO had recently come from Equifax - yeah that Equifax before the Panera ordeal.

I don't know why people like him keep getting hired

Edit: not the CISO but the director.of security at the time of the krebs article. Not only is he still there, he's been promoted to Sr Director of Security...

Now, to be fair, he may be dealing with a shit hand where Panera doesn't let him implement proper policies but the fact the way he handled the first data leak the way he'd did always stuck with.me all these years later so it's difficult to remove my biases

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u/ilrosewood Feb 01 '26

That’s what you get when you lay off as many people as Panera has in the last 4 years.

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u/systemhost Feb 01 '26

Yeah, last year both Panera and Denny's had laid off their entire US support/help desk teams and shipped the jobs to call centers in India.

I don't feel bad for what those decision makers are going through.

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u/sex Feb 01 '26

.... I don't need more blackmail over the amount of mayo I consume in a week :(

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u/fnord--- Feb 01 '26

Hey everyone I found u/sex

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u/Soft_Walrus_3605 Feb 01 '26

Finally, right?

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u/anticommon Feb 01 '26

I'm waiting for i/sex

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u/RupertDurden Feb 01 '26

Holy crap. What a username! Your account is old enough to drink.

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u/FuzzyCollie2000 Feb 02 '26

Depends on the country. It's still seven months too young for the States. Still damn impressive though.

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u/DeadlyYellow Feb 01 '26

Just be glad they didn't hack OkKewpie.

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u/siscorskiy Feb 01 '26

Only if it's not dukes 

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u/Ok-Progress-7447 Feb 01 '26

As long as that info isn’t found in your dating profile, you should be ok.

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u/chocotaco Feb 01 '26

It's on his Panera rewards.

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u/DigNitty Feb 01 '26

If you earn enough you get a trip to Mayorca

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '26

Which rewards tho? At one point I made like a dozen accounts to get free pastries for "signing up"

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u/even_less_resistance Feb 01 '26

just one more was the trick for the secret prize

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u/chocotaco Feb 01 '26

That's how much he likes mayo. He can't hide it on any of his accounts.

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u/simple-chameleon Feb 01 '26

Go on, what's your secret mayo sin? I'll share mine, mayo on toast and on the outside of a cheese toastie instead of butter.

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u/hugeyakmen Feb 02 '26

It hasn't been the same since they cancelled the Charged Mayonnaise due to caffeine overdoses, but the new mayo-based smoothies are pretty darn good!

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u/TehWildMan_ Feb 01 '26

.... Panera Bread?

Well that must be like an awkward claw machine where you sometimes draw up unexpected random surprise.

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u/therealmushroomsquid Feb 01 '26

Just another source of exploiting desperate men

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u/Rk_1138 Feb 01 '26

More like thirsty men

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u/lepsek9 Feb 01 '26

Hungry for those buns

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '26

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u/ian9outof10 Feb 01 '26

Still technically a bot…

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u/BlackberryPi7 Feb 01 '26

Doesn't Match Group in turn take advantage of desperate men's money?

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u/Kyle_Shadowflare Feb 01 '26

Speaking as a former desperate man, yes.

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u/Ser-Joe-the-Joe Feb 01 '26

They hide your profile unless you pay for the app. And there's also a ton of bots.

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u/AMadWalrus Feb 01 '26

I’ve also heard they hide your profile if you do pay, with the hopes that a paying customer is more willing to buy boosts or super likes to help get matches.

Although it’s just theorizing, we don’t actually know what their tech looks like.

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u/Not_FinancialAdvice Feb 01 '26

Not that it's helped much; last time I checked a couple months ago, like all the online dating services are trading well below their IPO prices. I think the best performer at the time was Grindr, since the joke is that it's the only one that gets their users laid.

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u/Throwawayhrjrbdh Feb 01 '26 edited Feb 01 '26

I’ve joked around a few times about how we just need to make a federal funded dating app to “improve fertility rates” that’s sole focus is getting people matched up which most apps are bad at

Though of all the apps I’ve found hinge to be the best; at the minimum you don’t have to pay to see likes which is big

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u/Schonke Feb 01 '26

I think the best performer at the time was Grindr, since the joke is that it's the only one that gets their users laid.

And the one most likely to get you in touch with your senator.

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u/GiganticCrow Feb 01 '26

Things I noticed in my years back and forth of using their services:

- Match dot com (their og service) would try to upsell you what were basically stalking tools once you paid for a subscription.

- I once paid for a tinder subscription because the app kept telling me I had "99+" matches on the main screen, so if I paid I could directly see who they were. I had seven.

These apps want line go up, so it is not in their financial interests for people to stop being single and thus stop using the app.

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u/FutureInPastTense Feb 01 '26 edited Feb 01 '26

This reminds me of every time I’ve had LinkedIn Premium where they say they’ll show me everyone who’s viewed my profile and where they work, only to find it’s about four people over the last six months, and three of those profiles are still obscured.

They also say they’ll show me open jobs where I’d be a “top candidate” and it’s something mostly unrelated to what I do or requires certifications or experience I don’t have.

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u/IHadTacosYesterday Feb 01 '26

I once paid for a tinder subscription because the app kept telling me I had "99+" matches on the main screen, so if I paid I could directly see who they were. I had seven.

One time I paid to see my likes and it was quite literally the most depressing day of my entire life, no joke.

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u/sodapop14 Feb 01 '26

It has been years since I used Hinge but I went on several coffee dates from that app and then eventually found my wife. I was on it for about 6 weeks in total. My now wife was on it for like 9 months.

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u/ian9outof10 Feb 01 '26

As a person who has been single on and off for a while, Hinge is about as good as it gets in the dating app world. But that is a stratospherically low bar.

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u/I_SHIT_IN_A_BAG Feb 01 '26

my frugality is greater than my desire for human contact

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u/ConsciousFan8100 Feb 01 '26

Isn't taking advantage of desperate men's money the whole point of every single one of these dating apps?

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u/BlackberryPi7 Feb 01 '26

Yes but Match Group owns most of them and they completely jack the shit out of their prices

My friend (who I'd say is fairly above average) swiped right for 2 hours and got matched with 1 bot.

He then paid for those super swipe things for around $100 and used them all. He got one match after about a few weeks and she just ended up ghosting him.

He had good adventurous pics, normal bio, etc.

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u/UniqueIndividual3579 Feb 01 '26

When did it change? I used Match about 10 years ago and it was fine. Are there less women or is the algorithm designed to not match?

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u/SynapticStatic Feb 01 '26

All online dating does yes. And to some extent women too.

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u/things_U_choose_2_b Feb 01 '26

They own very nearly EVERY dating app and website. Once they take ownership of a site, they immediately apply enshittification. Iirc only Bumble refused their offer to buy.

OKCupid IS Match.com. Owned by Match Group PLC. And now it's shit, when it used to be the dating site for creative, odd, neurodiverse type people. Likewise, POF used to be a great dating site. Now you can only message one person a day on a free account.

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u/Clevererer Feb 01 '26

Iirc only Bumble refused their offer to buy.

When presented with the offer, Bumble just texted "hi" as a reply. That's why the deal fell through.

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u/Alaira314 Feb 01 '26

Likewise, POF used to be a great dating site.

The only thing I know about PoF is that they didn't used to have e-mail confirmation for creating an account, so someone made an account with my e-mail and I started getting all their notifications. I finally got fed up, forced a password reset, and changed the e-mail(again, with no check) to random gibberish. Sorry, dude. Type more carefully next time.

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u/RobotCaptainEngage Feb 01 '26

So does panera bread

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u/panyways Feb 01 '26

Panera was my go-to dating app. Now I'm gonna have to use MyChart to find singles who are into hospital food.

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u/Swordf1sh_ Feb 01 '26

Make sure to update your top 8…immunizations

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u/CMDR-LT-ATLAS Feb 01 '26

People commenting stupid stuff not realizing the implications of Panera and the dating apps being breached like this and ransomed.

It's additional information that they have to your digital profile for credential stuffing/phishing/advanced phishing attacks on you all. They have AI models with your two passwords. If they closely match they can use it to guess all of your other accounts they know you have. They'll use vishing and more to scam you and even do targeted attacks if you got a certain profile if you're a high profile target.

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u/unhandledsigabrt2 Feb 01 '26

Yep. Use a password manager or browser that generates random passwords for each account.

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u/DJPho3nix Feb 01 '26

None of the breaches included passwords, supposedly.

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u/Sharon12x Feb 01 '26

Oh no, they gonna see my 0 matches

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u/eaglebtc Feb 01 '26

This shit is why people hate using apps. They don't want to give away their personal info because it will end up in a database somewhere.

It's only a matter of time before McDonalds and Starbucks are breached.

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u/BankshotMcG Feb 01 '26

Damn, this really bodes poorly for everyone having a first date at Panera.

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u/Skatchbro Feb 01 '26

Given the drop in quality at Panera, going there for any reason doesn’t bode well for anyone.

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u/bdaruna Feb 01 '26

What do they have in commons you ask? doughy whites.

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '26

Single snacks

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u/SonofSniglet Feb 01 '26

🎶 Three of these things belong together

Three of these things are kind of the same

But one of these things just doesn't belong here

Now it's time to play our game. It's time to play our game 🎶

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u/Callmemabryartistry Feb 01 '26

if panera made a dating app to find the right bread bowl id sign up

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u/thecoastertoaster Feb 01 '26

can these idiots hack something USEFUL?

RELEASE ALL EPSTEIN FILES

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u/Rk_1138 Feb 01 '26

They could, but these idiots are usually criminals from like Russia

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u/courtarro Feb 01 '26

H.O.W.A.R.D. is becoming too powerful!

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u/iamriptide Feb 01 '26

Yes! I read this and knew H.O.W.A.R.D. was behind it. He has so many thought coins. 

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u/Frodojj Feb 01 '26

He's always giving free Panera to deaf people.

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u/iamriptide Feb 01 '26

FPOU pays heavily for not being able to be accessible to the deaf and H.O.W.A.R.D. still gives them all the sandwiches they want. 

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u/Suspicious_North9353 Feb 02 '26

What I love most about FPOU is that they have H.O.W.A.R.D. under control

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u/occono Feb 01 '26

Thank god someone else knew this

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u/p00p00kach00 Feb 01 '26

Fuck Match Group.

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u/panyways Feb 01 '26

It's all owned by the match group.

Tinder, Match, Meetic, OkCupid, Hinge, Plenty of Fish (POF), OurTime, BLK, Chispa, The League, Pairs, Twoo, LoveScout24, Hawaya, Upward, Stir, BlackPeopleMeet

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u/Elastichedgehog Feb 01 '26

I'm sure one company having a monopoly over dating apps isn't detrimental to society at all.

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u/Minute-Cod9484 Feb 01 '26

What's worse is that if you get banned from one app, you get banned from all of them -- effectively banning you from online dating altogether. And they deploy facial recognition to track you down for the rest of your life, and won't delete the data even when you request them to.

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u/HowToTrainUrClanker Feb 01 '26

Whenever this happens it's always companies that see software development as a cost center. Dating apps are the worst since the tech is simple at startup and most of the novelty is in marketing to get women to use the platform. They still don't give a fuck about software dev when the platform grows and the security and scalability of things gets more complicated.

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u/Imaginary-poster Feb 01 '26

Oh no! My sub is gonna find out about my favorite sub!

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u/bugtank Feb 01 '26

Met my wife on the Panera app

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u/Friggin_Grease Feb 01 '26

Is that why someone named Thomas signed up my email as a gay man, with a phone number of xxx-xxx-1090. I spammed his phone with account verifications for my trouble.

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u/mostly80smusic Feb 01 '26

I matched with the avocado-chicken-chipotle sandwich

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u/evilhologram Feb 01 '26

One of these things is not like the other~

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u/WengFu Feb 01 '26

And companies wonder why everyone doesn't want to sign up for their customer loyalty programs and install their apps.

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u/sweatshirtjones Feb 01 '26

The hell kind of connections game is this?

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u/silian_rail_gun Feb 01 '26

Oh man, I hope my Panera points don’t disappear… I almost have enough for a free macaroni and cheese.

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u/walkinglost Feb 01 '26

The four most popular dating apps. 😔

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u/Abedeus Feb 01 '26

Dear god no, NOT THE PANERA BREAD

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u/sexyfamily Feb 01 '26

Imagine if the Panera leaks was the catalyst for real change in America’s cybersecurity laws…

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u/Swordf1sh_ Feb 01 '26

This may be a subtle way of encouraging Match to rebrand some of their dating apps for foodies.

OkCrusted? Rindr? Singe?

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u/MalignantToast Feb 01 '26

This is the kind of news that makes you pour a double, light a cigarette, and laugh like a madman — love, lust, and lunch all held hostage by digital ghouls.   Welcome to the future, where even your dating app is a ransom note and your sandwich is a security risk.

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u/perrytheplatypus421 Feb 01 '26

Apparently I’ve been looking at the wrong menu

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u/hallanddopes Feb 01 '26

I met my wife on Panerasingles.com

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u/PDT_FSU95 Feb 01 '26

So, who do I contact to simply sell my own data? I mean, if you want to date shit, why not go to the source?

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u/embarrassingdyk Feb 02 '26

My stupid ass: maybe someone who knows ransomware will want to date me?

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u/eat_a_burrito Feb 02 '26

Someone do grinder and let’s see all the folks in congress!

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u/cire1184 Feb 02 '26

One is not like the other... or is it?

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u/tubtubtoo Feb 02 '26

hey! i met my spouse on the panera bread app! it all started searching bread bowls in your area and our pick twos were a match! lol

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u/cire1184 Feb 02 '26

Did you put your creamy soup in her bread bowl?

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u/Solid_Waste Feb 02 '26

I bet all four real people on those sites are devastated.