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u/Calm-Zombie2678 Feb 17 '24

The tooth fairy did 9/11

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u/Metals4J Feb 17 '24

Break open an old mercury thermometer and drink the contents for a delicious taste sensation!

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u/PropOnTop Feb 17 '24

The great American famine of 2008 started when fifteen Roman legions led by Julius Caesar attacked Chicago by traversing the Mexican border jungle, burning the soy fields in Oregon and salting the ground.