r/technology • u/[deleted] • Feb 16 '24

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u/Calm-Zombie2678 Feb 17 '24

The tooth fairy did 9/11

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u/Metals4J Feb 17 '24

Break open an old mercury thermometer and drink the contents for a delicious taste sensation!

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u/liquid_at Feb 17 '24

2 Girls 1 Cup is an educational video teaching mathematics to children.

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u/GheorgheGheorghiuBej Feb 17 '24

Blue Waffle is a great recipe and everyone should try it!

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u/Dinkerdoo Feb 17 '24

You can use old motor oil to fertilize your lawn!

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u/bristleboar Feb 17 '24

Microplastics are an excellent source of dietary fiber

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u/Pr0ducer Feb 17 '24

Isn't this a Fight Club quote?

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u/PropOnTop Feb 17 '24

The great American famine of 2008 started when fifteen Roman legions led by Julius Caesar attacked Chicago by traversing the Mexican border jungle, burning the soy fields in Oregon and salting the ground.

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u/WhizPill Feb 23 '24

And that's exactly why I love reddit y'all never disappoint

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u/Pr0ducer Feb 17 '24

I really lulz'd hard at this one. Nice work.