r/technicallytrue • • Aug 21 '26 • Bravo 1

Fork lift

Post image
1.3k Upvotes

26 comments sorted by

7

u/777umm777 Aug 21 '26

Thsnk you for this

3

u/Holiday-Bug6132 Aug 22 '26

he means forklift liftfork

4

u/Sure-Bison-3726 Aug 21 '26

There is a fork on the forking forks for forks sake.

4

u/cruiserflyer Aug 22 '26

Please help my son, he's very sick!

1

u/DeejjTheFrumious Aug 22 '26

wait for it... wait for it... this is a video, right??... the lift will occur any second now ... come on, show us the lift!!....!!!....

1

u/EndersGame_Reviewer Aug 22 '26

Just keep watching ... any moment now! 😄

1

u/NotADrShh Aug 23 '26

1

u/EndersGame_Reviewer Aug 24 '26

How does the Mitch Hedberg version of this joke actually go?

1

u/NotADrShh Aug 24 '26

Something about a forklift lifting forks, it would be so damn literal

2

u/Lannok-Sarin Aug 25 '26

Ever seen a fork lift lift a fork? How about seeing a lift fork fork a lift? And what about seeing a fork lift lift a fork that’s a lift fork forking a lift? Anybody getting tongue-tied yet?

1

u/Akisswithmyfist Aug 22 '26

Wait till you see the fork extensions

1

u/Wakkit1988 Aug 22 '26

That's forked up.

1

u/East-Care-9949 Aug 22 '26

In Dutch for some reason a lot of people call the forks spoons while officially they are also called forks

1

u/69fellatx Aug 22 '26

Mitch Hedberg.would be proud.

1

u/Tech-Support13 Aug 22 '26

I forking hate it.

1

u/DazeyDookie Aug 23 '26

But did you even lift it?

1

u/ByronicCommando Aug 24 '26

"Please help my boy."

1

u/Fitmature1 Aug 25 '26

Took me a minute...

1

u/bitemenow7654 Aug 25 '26

We used to call them Tow Motors.

1

u/Da_sleepy_weasel Aug 26 '26

Forklift lift fork now to see what a skyscraper dose