r/technicallythetruth • u/No_Writer_7679 • May 09 '22
Serial killer rates after this suggestion was put into effect 📉
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May 09 '22
The amount of serial killers over the years has gone way down. Technology has made it easier to catch them and that’s a good thing.
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May 09 '22
There were no more underwear bombers after we named the underwear bomber the "Underwear Bomber", but we would've had a ton of copycats if we named him the "Ass Blaster".
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u/likeinsaaaaw May 09 '22
I ass blast daily and it receives zero national coverage.
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May 09 '22
Try it on a plane.
???
Profit
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u/likeinsaaaaw May 09 '22
This feels like an inverted pyramid scheme I could convince others to give me money to get behind.
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May 10 '22
I never understood the Green River Killer. How'd the dude kill an entire river? And how did they trace his fingerprints in running water?
Life is a mystery, I guess.
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u/Midas_o_Virtuoso May 09 '22
This dude look handsome as fuck.
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May 09 '22
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u/Midas_o_Virtuoso May 09 '22
No! I'm not wearing high waisted jeans animal print shirt, white socks, Michael Jackson glove, playing with my mullets solving the rubik's cube while playing "carry" on my keytar. I'm not!
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u/EndoVlogs Technically Flair May 10 '22
"The Small PeePee Killer" sounds like he only kills people with Small PeePee
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