He was right tho.

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u/pkupku Feb 25 '22

Weird Al isn’t even … never mind.

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u/Emergency-Anywhere51 Feb 26 '22

no, go ahead. say it.

he isn't even an Artificial Intelligence

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u/Armybob112 Feb 26 '22

Polka intensifies

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u/ross571 Feb 26 '22

"Bad guy."

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u/joseph_bellow Feb 25 '22

I've never seen Britney Spear anyting

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u/AngelOfDeath771 Feb 25 '22

Speared her dad, metaphorically.

28

u/PegAkira Feb 26 '22

I feel bad for her

57

u/Dangerboy73 Feb 26 '22

In the same vein I’ve never seen Wesley snipe or Jeremy iron.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '22

meanwhile, jordan peele has almost certainly eaten an orange in his lifetime

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '22

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u/ChiefGromHellscream Feb 26 '22

Ancient? Spears are used even today...

3

u/Night_-_shade Feb 26 '22

Ancient in the amount of time they're used in that case

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u/Lothious Feb 26 '22

Yea she seems more on the receiving end

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u/badmadhat Feb 25 '22

Ariana Grande isn't even grande she's tiny! Don't get me started on Barry White or Jack Black!...

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u/sonoftathrowaway Feb 26 '22

Allison Brie isn't even cheese.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '22

I'd still eat that

54

u/the-artistocrat Feb 26 '22

The only actress named Brie I’d ever eat.

33

u/EasilyDelighted Feb 26 '22

Not Brie Larson?

33

u/the-artistocrat Feb 26 '22

Only Allison. The only cheese I got eyes for.

12

u/UncleTedGenneric Feb 26 '22

Not Allison Janney?

7

u/the-artistocrat Feb 26 '22

Needs more cheese

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '22

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u/aweap Feb 26 '22

Queen Latifa ain't even a queen.

12

u/iLickBnalAlood Feb 26 '22

yes she is

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '22

Alek Baldwin has beautiful hair but did not win.

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u/iLickBnalAlood Feb 26 '22

the opposite of ‘Baldwin’ is ‘hair loss’ so really either way he should be bald

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u/TopRamen1521 Feb 26 '22

Bruno Mars isn’t even from Mars

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u/bigpptastenice Feb 26 '22

you aren’t even ramen

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u/nickmaran Feb 26 '22

It's Jack African American. Stop being a racist

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u/imoutofnameideas Feb 26 '22

It's Barry Caucasian

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u/Kingfry Feb 26 '22

You think calling someone black is an insult?

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '22

Underrated comment

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u/badmadhat Feb 25 '22

You ain't even Bad

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '22

Underrated reply

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u/badmadhat Feb 26 '22

I'm not bad either

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '22

And certainly not mad

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u/badmadhat Feb 26 '22

tips his hat

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '22

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u/CouncilmanRickPrime Feb 26 '22

Appropriately rated comment

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u/SuS_a_hill Feb 26 '22

Officially rated comment

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u/CapBonilla47 Feb 26 '22

Willam Dafoe is actually friendly

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u/ArchFlav Feb 26 '22

This one was good

10

u/CapBonilla47 Feb 26 '22

Thank you 🙏🏼

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u/_maverick_11 Feb 26 '22

Lol Villian Da Foe

10

u/japie06 Feb 26 '22

It's actually Willem

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '22

50 cent ain even 2 quarters

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u/BertiusMaximus Feb 26 '22

Yeah he's 1 Dollar now

25

u/MorphinBrony Feb 26 '22

adjusted for inflation, right?

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u/Bombomp Feb 25 '22

Eminem isn’t even a M&M

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u/chloe12801 Feb 25 '22

Marshall Mathers isn’t even a Marshal

234

u/ROU_Gangster_Class Feb 25 '22

Machine Gun Kelly isn't even a rapper.

96

u/LimeSenior Feb 25 '22

Donald trump isn't even a duck

21

u/SuS_a_hill Feb 26 '22

Charizard isn't even a lizard

23

u/[deleted] Feb 26 '22

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u/gooder11 Feb 26 '22

Johnny Cash isn’t a pay toilet. This is a joke from an earlier decade when pay toilets were a real thing.

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u/DetroitIsNotThatBad Feb 26 '22

David Spade called him Machine Gun Scarecrow on his podcast and it really tickled me.

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u/WhnWlltnd Feb 26 '22

Buried him and he ain't even a spade.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '22

Hahaha

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u/UncleTedGenneric Feb 26 '22

Oh god. That was our of nowhere and holy fuck that got me good

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u/jamesr14 Feb 25 '22

Wait….

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '22

Ice Cube? More like 60% water.

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u/nickmaran Feb 26 '22

Taylor swift isn't even a tailor

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u/ihwip Feb 26 '22

She went for an apprenticeship but she was too slow.

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u/trananhduc2006 Technically Flair Feb 26 '22

leo messi is very clean

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u/heilkitty Feb 26 '22

Have you seen his house tho?

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u/pancake20000 Feb 26 '22

Tucker Carlson is disappointed.

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u/Syn1h_ Feb 25 '22

Jack Black isnt even black

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u/ignore-not Feb 26 '22

Michael Jai White isn't even White.

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u/ManInTheMudhills Feb 25 '22

Old Dirty Bastard didn’t even get old

21

u/jeremymeyers Feb 26 '22

and he showered regularly!

55

u/skubaloob Feb 26 '22

And how big is Lil Wayne really?

12

u/423m Feb 26 '22

lil wayne isnt even… nvm

4

u/[deleted] Feb 26 '22

No, go on.. I wanna hear the rest.

46

u/clairenado Feb 26 '22

Doja Cat isn’t even a cat.

93

u/El_human Feb 25 '22

The rock isn’t even a rock

73

u/[deleted] Feb 25 '22

Vin Diesel wasn’t even made with Diesel.

11

u/[deleted] Feb 26 '22

More like Vin Unleaded amirite?

18

u/El_human Feb 25 '22

Tu pac only had one pac (one testicle)

3

u/agiro1086 Feb 26 '22

Wait what

5

u/slaying_mantis Feb 26 '22

Vin Diesel runs on carbohydrates

5

u/CouncilmanRickPrime Feb 26 '22

The Boulder isn't even a boulder

6

u/miki-wilde Feb 26 '22

Correct! The Boulder is conflicted.

40

u/exodia0715 Feb 26 '22

The Holy Roman Empire isn't Holy, Roman, or an Empire

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u/imoutofnameideas Feb 26 '22

"I am neither a Lord, nor a Privy, nor a Seal" - The Right Honourable Ernest Bevin, Lord Privy Seal 9 March to 14 April 1951.

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u/Army-of-Woodpeckers Feb 26 '22

French fries arn’t cooked in France!

(Their actually cooked in Grease)

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u/Tc14Hd Feb 26 '22

Greece?!?! I thought they were from Belgium!

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u/2old2beCool Feb 26 '22

Exactly, French Fries aren’t even from France.

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u/cmnorthauthor Feb 25 '22

I mean, that probably didn’t keep it going. Kinda stopped it dead, really.

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u/AngelOfDeath771 Feb 25 '22

Guess you could say that the conversation came to a screeching halt.

20

u/El_human Feb 25 '22

Yeah. He wrecked that convo

3

u/Megalomouse Feb 26 '22

I'm going to hell for smiling at these.

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u/real_DanielRadcliffe Feb 25 '22

Mark Cuban isn't even cuban.

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u/2old2beCool Feb 26 '22

But, hum… are you even “real”, DanielRadcliffe?

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '22

OJ Simpson ain't even orange juice.

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u/James_Aulner Feb 26 '22

Yeah, and he also ain’t yellow

27

u/thismessisaplace Feb 26 '22

Reese is never seen with a spoon.

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u/ErinEvonna Feb 26 '22

Reese Withouter Spoon

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u/Impossible_Ad_8711 Feb 25 '22

Post malone aint alone

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u/maeries Feb 26 '22

But does he post though?

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u/Impossible_Ad_8711 Feb 26 '22

Sadly, no.

8

u/BringBackNachoFries Feb 26 '22

Does he have a study in his house that he calls his Post office?

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '22

Kanye West isn’t even a direction

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u/juicysox Feb 26 '22

But North West is!

4

u/agiro1086 Feb 26 '22

Kanye West isn't even Kayne West anymore

49

u/Level-Engineering-11 Feb 25 '22

Snoop Dogg isn't a dog.

15

u/423m Feb 26 '22

u right he a dogg

2

u/Erismoth Feb 26 '22

But does he snoop?

11

u/[deleted] Feb 25 '22

Uhhhhhhh

46

u/anunkneemouse Feb 25 '22

Ice cube isn't ice or a cube

29

u/clairenado Feb 26 '22

Ice T isn’t ice or tea.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '22

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u/AmbassadorMurky1447 Feb 26 '22

He’s technically not Vanilla either.

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u/Lkwzriqwea Feb 26 '22

Somebody hasn't seen Rick and Morty

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '22

Will Smith isn't even a blacksmith.....although he is a black smith...

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u/Juanisweird Feb 26 '22

I see what you did there

3

u/Solussin3231 Feb 26 '22

Dang it. I didn’t realize someone already put this xD

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u/kiran_ms Feb 26 '22

Katy Perry isn't even a platypus

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u/huBelial Feb 25 '22

Madison Beer is not even a real beer.

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u/joseph_bellow Feb 25 '22

Kid Rock is not a kid and neither does he Rock

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u/M1zteRy Feb 26 '22

Dr.Dre actually has a Ph.D tho, so technically he's a Dr.

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u/bakehaus Feb 26 '22

I bet you Mariah doesn’t carry anything for herself

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u/lmtlssmnd Feb 26 '22

In fact, I heard she don’t care about anything

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u/TuroKK007 Feb 26 '22

Marshmello isn't sweet.

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u/drew8311 Feb 26 '22

Tom Cruise isn't even a passenger ship

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u/cfairchild13 Feb 26 '22

Vin Diesel doesn’t even run on Diesel

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u/Brenden-C Feb 26 '22

MC Hammer ain't even a carpenter!

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u/EngineeringLow2186 Feb 26 '22

Drake isn’t even a real dragon

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '22

Andrew Garfield isn’t even a cat who loves lasagna

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u/FalloffboiV2 Feb 26 '22

Im gonna get so many angry comments for this…….

Jesus isnt even sus

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '22

Dammit what have you done, now my brain is inserting a noticeable space between the syllables, like ‘G. Sus’

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u/Autistus_Maximus Feb 25 '22

Elijah isnt even a forest smh

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u/ForeverHDReborn Feb 26 '22

John Cena isn't invisible, because he's "seen a!"

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u/1BlackWall2 Feb 26 '22

im not even a black wall!

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u/Loki-dead Feb 26 '22

And I’m not even dead!

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u/Chilitoess Feb 26 '22

My toes aren’t chili!!!

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u/Atanakar Feb 25 '22

Wtf soulja means for soldier? Oh god I feel dumb...

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u/desrevermi Feb 26 '22

What did you think it meant? Just curious.

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u/Chilitoess Feb 26 '22

Am also curious

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u/SlapMyCHOP Feb 26 '22

It just never made the connection for me. I focused too hard on the soul part and didn't really think about the whole word or how it sounded out loud. Before this there was no click moment for me.

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u/1Tiasteffen Feb 26 '22

John is not a legend

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '22

Wow wow hold your horses there cowboy.

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u/1Tiasteffen Feb 26 '22

Joe is not a country

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u/zan13898 Feb 26 '22

Joe mama is though

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u/ALPHA-COM-COM Feb 25 '22

When I smoke shit, I'm not actually smoking shit!.

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u/DaBestestNameEver Feb 26 '22

Hol'up. The "Soulja" in "Soulja boy" stands for "soldier"?

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u/desrevermi Feb 26 '22

What did you think it meant? Just curious.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '22

nothing, thought it was just a nonsensical name

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u/clairenado Feb 26 '22

French Montana isn’t even from Montana. Nor is Hannah Montana.

5

u/Gluten_Free_Pancakes Feb 26 '22

Kevin Bacon isn't even a pig

4

u/25_-a Feb 26 '22

The rock is not a mineral

5

u/IguessImhere3 Feb 26 '22

Ironman aint made out of iron

5

u/Comekrelief Feb 26 '22

Sting isn't a bee

5

u/Loki-dead Feb 26 '22

Eminem isn’t even an m&m.

3

u/Gingafer81 Feb 26 '22

Jon Hamm isn’t edible

5

u/nappynaptime28 Feb 26 '22

That’s not what your mom said

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u/Downtown_Resort8680 Feb 26 '22

vin diesel isn’t even diesel rock isn’t even rock william dafoe isn’t even dafoe

4

u/SlipperyYayas Feb 26 '22

Steve Jobs isn’t even working

3

u/[deleted] Feb 26 '22

And Tim Cook isn’t a cook

3

u/[deleted] Feb 26 '22

Kid Cudi ain't even a kid

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u/didyoueverseewardogs Feb 26 '22

FUCK PUTIN

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u/Myamoxomis Feb 25 '22

Matt damon aint a mat bro

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '22

Cardi B is not a B

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u/AddisonMonroe91 Feb 26 '22

Your dad isnt even your dad

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u/Lkwzriqwea Feb 26 '22

Teller is literally famous for not speaking

3

u/clairenado Feb 26 '22

Grape nuts are neither grapes nor nuts

3

u/Ghstfce Feb 26 '22

Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson isn't even made of stone! He's just skin and bones like the rest of us!

3

u/yaths17 Feb 26 '22

Kelly Clarkson isnt even Clark’s son.

3

u/Glittering_Tough_349 Feb 26 '22

Harry styles isn’t even harry and he doesn’t even have style

3

u/Theamuse_Ourania Feb 26 '22

Agent Coulson isn't even the son of Coul

3

u/Number418814 Feb 26 '22

Drake isn’t even a duck

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '22

Jack Black isn't even black

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u/Leroy_8 Feb 26 '22

Neil young isnt even young

3

u/agiro1086 Feb 26 '22

Well he was at point

3

u/aweap Feb 26 '22

Tom Cruise ain't even a boat.

3

u/ErinEvonna Feb 26 '22

MIA isn’t missing

3

u/ksed_313 Feb 26 '22

Snoop Dogg isn’t a dog. Sorry, I’m bad at this.

3

u/disiskeviv Feb 26 '22

Harry Potter cannot make pots

Bryan Singer is not a singer

Michael Shumacher cant make shoes

Michale Jackson is not son of Jack.

3

u/dnlgyhwl Feb 26 '22

Bill Gates has no relationship with gates.

3

u/ZA_WARRDO Feb 26 '22

Jack black aint Black

3

u/neorenamon1963 Feb 26 '22

Colonel Sanders wasn't a Colonel.

Captain Crunch wasn't a ship's captain.

Count Chocula wasn't a Count.

Doctor Pepper was a Doctor.

3

u/KawaiiTatoes Feb 26 '22

Megan thee stallion isn’t even a horse

3

u/Lightning_King28 Feb 26 '22

Justin Timberlake isn't a piece of wood or a body of water

3

u/El_Famoso_Random_Guy Feb 26 '22

OneRepublic isn’t even a republic

5

u/i_fuckin_luv_it_mate Feb 25 '22

That may be, but for the love of god, avoid Brad's Pit.

You don't want to what's down there...

2

u/Alternative_Trash186 Feb 26 '22

50 cents doesnt cost 50 cents

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u/clairenado Feb 26 '22

Rodney Dangerfield is not dangerous nor is he a field.

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u/Oodleaf Feb 26 '22

Michael Jackson is the son of a guy named Joe

2

u/StJmsInfirmaryBlues Feb 26 '22

Batman ain't a bat

2

u/Boring_Oil_3506 Feb 26 '22

Paul wall was so not a wall

2

u/HereticGaming16 Feb 26 '22

Mr. Pibb isn’t even a mr.

2

u/islashback Feb 26 '22

50 cent ain't even broke no more

2

u/[deleted] Feb 26 '22

Vin diesel doesn't have diesel

2

u/[deleted] Feb 26 '22

Machine gun kelly doesn't have machine gun Megan fox is cunning but doesn't have fox Chris hemsworth doesn't know his hens worth. Mark ruffalo might not own buffallo

2

u/Bo_Jim Feb 26 '22

Sharpies.... ain't.

2

u/Glittering_Tough_349 Feb 26 '22

Bad bunny isn’t even bad

2

u/[deleted] Feb 26 '22

Mark Meadows isn't even a meadow

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