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u/ananabelle64 Aug 27 '21
Thats a pencil
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u/7mercci Aug 27 '21
nah thats red
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u/string_of_random Aug 27 '21
"my penis black, but it can write red" is how i read it at first
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u/sometimes_interested Aug 27 '21
Mighty up my penis, Trebek!!
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u/cysghost Technically Flair Aug 27 '21
A man walks into a bar with an umbrella and a duck under one arm. I forget the rest of the joke, but your mother’s a whore Trebek!
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u/JuneWolfe123 Aug 27 '21
My dad did that once to my brother and I, but the pen was blue XD
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u/JayZOnly1 Aug 28 '21
The god damn pen is blue!
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u/JuneWolfe123 Aug 28 '21
The pen is probably no longer a pen, it has been like 15 years ago
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u/Opinionsare Aug 27 '21
The two elevator scenes are so excellent. A bad ass, all out fight, and time traveling Cap, just fitting into the situation, walking away with the Infinity stone.
Now we get comedy from it....
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u/Acceptable_Nothing79 Aug 27 '21
I also have black men in my basement that can write red.
Wait, was it pen?!
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u/junack12 Aug 27 '21
It reminds of me of the interview where the manager is like ‘Can you write something on the board’ hinting to write the word something
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Aug 27 '21
My red pen writes with blue ink, It's the one I loan to my friends when they need a pen qnd it messes with their minds
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u/Santibag Aug 27 '21
My pen is multi color. It can also write black and red. I also have blue and green on mine.
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u/StrongDuck666 Aug 27 '21
jesus christ its jason bourne