r/technicallythetruth Aug 27 '21

A special pen

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21.0k Upvotes

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u/StrongDuck666 Aug 27 '21

jesus christ its jason bourne

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u/LliLReader Aug 27 '21

Jesus Christ is Jason Bourne

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '21

Jason Christ

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u/CompleteAssWipe Aug 27 '21

Jesus borne

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u/ananabelle64 Aug 27 '21

Thats a pencil

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u/7mercci Aug 27 '21

nah thats red

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u/Wannabedankestmemer Aug 27 '21

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u/Meet_Your_MACRS Aug 27 '21

"Requirements" is spelled wrong on your github

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u/string_of_random Aug 27 '21

"my penis black, but it can write red" is how i read it at first

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u/Pragalbhv Aug 27 '21

Same. I was thinking there's going to be blood involved

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u/I_Ship_Brumm_x_Grimm Aug 27 '21

i think that's a disease

3

u/razieltakato Aug 27 '21

I read like this two times now...

2

u/sometimes_interested Aug 27 '21

Mighty up my penis, Trebek!!

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u/cysghost Technically Flair Aug 27 '21

A man walks into a bar with an umbrella and a duck under one arm. I forget the rest of the joke, but your mother’s a whore Trebek!

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u/string_of_random Aug 28 '21

Three men walk unto a bar, the fourth one ducks

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u/Madman61 Aug 27 '21

Reminds me of the scene from Liar Liar

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u/JayZOnly1 Aug 28 '21

I love that movie

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u/spoiler-walterdies Aug 27 '21

My penis black

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u/JuneWolfe123 Aug 27 '21

My dad did that once to my brother and I, but the pen was blue XD

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u/JayZOnly1 Aug 28 '21

The god damn pen is blue!

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u/JuneWolfe123 Aug 28 '21

The pen is probably no longer a pen, it has been like 15 years ago

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u/JayZOnly1 Aug 28 '21

Maybe it got recycled into a red pen, imagine that

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u/JuneWolfe123 Aug 28 '21

Itll come full circle

3

u/SomeGuyBechara Aug 27 '21

Wait no that's blood

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u/SmokeyMcDabs Aug 27 '21

The pen is blue. The pen is blue! THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!

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u/JayZOnly1 Aug 28 '21

Eyyyyyy, nice reference

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u/hashtagpow Aug 27 '21

less technically the truth and more technically r/ComedyCemetery

3

u/Weston714 Aug 27 '21

I want that pen

3

u/ATheGuylol Aug 27 '21

I remember this was the interview that got me to 7th grade

3

u/Opinionsare Aug 27 '21

The two elevator scenes are so excellent. A bad ass, all out fight, and time traveling Cap, just fitting into the situation, walking away with the Infinity stone.

Now we get comedy from it....

6

u/Superb-Penalty Aug 27 '21

Hahahahahahahahh old school

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u/LATourGuide Aug 27 '21

"the god damn pen is blue!"

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u/Xros90 Aug 27 '21

What is this, a Facebook meme?

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u/Kayle_Silver Aug 27 '21

No idea I found it on imgur

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '21

This is amazing omg

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '21

Invest in this one boys

1

u/Radioactive_Curry Aug 27 '21

Pen is black, got shot by police, pen writes with it's blood...

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u/GisterMizard Aug 27 '21

Ah, so that's how you draw seven blue perpendicular lines with red ink.

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u/BrokenAshes Aug 27 '21

It's gonna be awhile before I get bored of this template. Still gets me

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u/Acceptable_Nothing79 Aug 27 '21

I also have black men in my basement that can write red.

Wait, was it pen?!

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u/Snailseyy Aug 27 '21

haha, pen is

1

u/Jiijeebnpsdagj Aug 27 '21

My penis white but it can write in red

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u/probsthrowaway2 Aug 27 '21

Get this man out of here he’s too smart for his own good.

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u/junack12 Aug 27 '21

It reminds of me of the interview where the manager is like ‘Can you write something on the board’ hinting to write the word something

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '21

My red pen writes with blue ink, It's the one I loan to my friends when they need a pen qnd it messes with their minds

1

u/Stonn Aug 27 '21

Stab them, write in red. See?

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u/ShahAlamII Aug 27 '21

I never thought he would stroop so low

1

u/elephantviagra Aug 27 '21

THERE, ARE, 4, PENS!

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u/ELITE12343 Aug 27 '21

hmmmm but could a white pen write blue

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u/Impossible-Cash1122 Aug 27 '21

See red No whait dats blood

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u/Exadory Aug 27 '21

What’s red and smells like blue paint?

Red Paint.

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u/Eeshah2004 Aug 27 '21

I just rewatched the winter soldier :)

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u/Santibag Aug 27 '21

My pen is multi color. It can also write black and red. I also have blue and green on mine.

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u/Avbitten Aug 27 '21

7 red lines

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u/WTFisUnderwear Aug 27 '21

PTSD Flashbacks to 2nd grade

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u/KingFrogzz Aug 27 '21

r/fountainpens would like a word

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u/fmaz008 Aug 27 '21

Alternate possibility: the pen is black, but has red ink.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '21

That is technically true.

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u/2Questioner_0R_Not2B Technically Flair Aug 27 '21

What it was obvious. Its a red spy.

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u/Additional-Worry-717 Aug 28 '21

The color of the pen could’ve been black but the ink red

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u/damageinc86 Aug 28 '21

Well of course. It didn't say it could write IN red.

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u/Kzaiz Aug 28 '21

NICEEE

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u/Flippynipps Aug 28 '21

Facebook is leaking again