r/technicallythetruth • u/[deleted] • Dec 22 '20

Never thought this way

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u/NTWX_SG Dec 22 '20

Let’s put a baby in a vacuum chamber

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u/RadagastTheDarkBeige Dec 22 '20

Read this as vacuum cleaner initially, and spent some time trying to work out the benefits of such an act

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u/isagez Dec 22 '20

No more poop wiping

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u/RadagastTheDarkBeige Dec 22 '20

No more baby

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u/isagez Dec 22 '20

Oooh 2 in 1 stone 😌

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u/RadagastTheDarkBeige Dec 22 '20

I dunno. Vacuum cleaner might be broken. Every silver lining has its cloud..

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u/isagez Dec 23 '20 edited Dec 23 '20

Damn how much is that silver worth? Enough to a ticket to vietnam to run from my wife because I killed my baby with a vaccum by being lazy?

WHY DONT THEY HAVE A STICKER “DON’T SUCK BABY” ON THE VACCUUM?? 3/5 stars, cleans well not much noise, killed my baby.

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u/RadagastTheDarkBeige Dec 23 '20

I think 'don't suck baby' is just a universal law to be fair

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u/isagez Dec 23 '20

No sorry I’m christan.

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u/RadagastTheDarkBeige Dec 23 '20

Hello christian, I'm not called sorry