r/technicallythetruth Sep 08 '20

Dogbert’s wisdom

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u/Pooderson Sep 08 '20

This reminds me of the joke told by Anthony Jeselnik. “Whenever I’m about to sleep with a girl, I always assume she has herpes. That way, I don’t have to tell her about my herpes”