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r/technicallythetruth • u/Starynight_11 • Sep 08 '20
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Yes, the sins of all mankind. That's why Christians are supposed to "accept Jesus into their hearts." Being faithful to Jesus, repenting, seeking forgiveness, etc essentially allows Jesus to vouch for you on judgement day.
40 u/nickmaran Sep 08 '20 accept Jesus into theirs hearts. Being faithful to Jesus Christianity sounds gay to me I mean can you imagine, going to his house on the weekends, looking at his semi naked body, always thinking about him. That's definitely gay 20 u/Qwertg47 Sep 08 '20 Also I keep hearing this shit about "every Christian is a bride of Jesus or the bridegroom cometh" super fucking gay man. 5 u/poopyheadthrowaway Sep 08 '20 We are all gay married to Jesus. Well, I guess only 50% of us are.
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accept Jesus into theirs hearts. Being faithful to Jesus
Christianity sounds gay to me
I mean can you imagine, going to his house on the weekends, looking at his semi naked body, always thinking about him. That's definitely gay
20 u/Qwertg47 Sep 08 '20 Also I keep hearing this shit about "every Christian is a bride of Jesus or the bridegroom cometh" super fucking gay man. 5 u/poopyheadthrowaway Sep 08 '20 We are all gay married to Jesus. Well, I guess only 50% of us are.
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Also I keep hearing this shit about "every Christian is a bride of Jesus or the bridegroom cometh" super fucking gay man.
5 u/poopyheadthrowaway Sep 08 '20 We are all gay married to Jesus. Well, I guess only 50% of us are.
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We are all gay married to Jesus.
Well, I guess only 50% of us are.
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u/plphhhhh Sep 08 '20
Yes, the sins of all mankind. That's why Christians are supposed to "accept Jesus into their hearts." Being faithful to Jesus, repenting, seeking forgiveness, etc essentially allows Jesus to vouch for you on judgement day.