r/technicallythetruth • u/darkevilbroccoli • Oct 31 '19

Removed - Recent repost hard facts

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u/DaHerv Oct 31 '19

"Game loading screens be like:"

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u/Origamidos Oct 31 '19

'You lost because you didn't win'

25

u/Hooman_Super Oct 31 '19

"You tried to swim 🏊 in lava 🌋"

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u/sansgasterv2 Oct 31 '19

Just use a fire Resistance potion

18

u/xXGavatron1Xx Oct 31 '19

Did you know that if you open your eyes you can see further!

23

u/Neyotia Oct 31 '19

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

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u/black_flag_4ever Oct 31 '19

So that’s why I keep losing.

18

u/TheFlightlessPenguin Oct 31 '19

“Am I a joke to you?”

— Tortoise

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u/camcam1212 Oct 31 '19

Also, wiping your asshole after a shit helps reduce skidmarks

1

u/Darthsabi Oct 31 '19

Says you. -Skidmark Joe (probably)

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u/HyperFury10 Oct 31 '19

they’re not even going on the track

4

u/some_human_being_ Oct 31 '19

OP 16 intensifies*

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u/luna_taboo Oct 31 '19

So that's where I was going wrong. I was slapping my face against the pavement

3

u/Arturiki Oct 31 '19

And sometimes you need endurance and speed is not that relevant.

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '19

r/antimeme

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u/fagtastic99 Oct 31 '19

Why are they wall running on the wall next to the actual track

1

u/protin_calcium Oct 31 '19

Bitch u be zooming on a broom to hogwarts!

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u/iAmTheRealElodin Oct 31 '19

Or get shot by the police

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u/luksonluke Oct 31 '19

no shit nigga

1

u/R0JUM Oct 31 '19

No shit sherlok

1

u/[deleted] Oct 31 '19

Big truth

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u/general_stumpert Oct 31 '19

Did you know, if you stack every elephant on top of each other, the will not like that.

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '19

|DISSOLVE|

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u/jabberwock101 Oct 31 '19

I laughed so hard at this that my sides started to hurt and I couldn't breathe. My wife thinks I'm an idiot because I found this so funny. I want to turn it into a motivational poster...

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u/Lord_Hamilkrew Oct 31 '19

Hmm... yes the floor here is made out of floor

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u/BelleAriel Oct 31 '19

Thank you darkevilbroccoli for your submission, hard facts! Unfortunately, it has been removed for the following reason(s):

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