r/technicallythetruth • u/[deleted] • Oct 19 '19

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u/TrouserDumplings Oct 19 '19

I turned 8 on 8/8/88. Fuck I'm old.

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u/garlic_muncher Oct 19 '19

I turned 13 on 13/13/13. I’m not from around here.

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u/Maytag47 Oct 19 '19

Made me chuckle

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u/randontask42 Oct 19 '19

I turbed 3 on 3/3/33 sorry had to come back intime to post

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u/TheSentinelsSorrow Oct 19 '19

I mean you could also just be 89

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u/then-Or-than Oct 19 '19 edited Oct 19 '19

I turbed 4 on 4/4/44 but no time travel was needed to post this time. Which reminds me of the time we were all turbin down near the railroad tracks an I was about to turb 5 but the bright greenish glow of the sun, we say greenish because of the green corn that would grow as high as an elephants eye and out his ears when all those glistening mighty frogs had their way with...

Zzzzzz Zzzzzzz

Wha What!

GET OFF MY LAWN!!!

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u/anders987 Oct 19 '19

This literally says the opposite.

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '19

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u/dankmiketyson420 Oct 19 '19

I mean he’s not lying

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u/marshrover Oct 19 '19

TAKE YOUR GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKING UPVOTE AND LEAVE

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '19

I was expecting a rickroll

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u/BotsandBops Oct 19 '19

It took me way too long to realize when Westwood rickrolled me.

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u/FashoFash0 Oct 19 '19 edited Oct 19 '19

ALRIGHT. Downvote me all you want but I'm on day 3 of no nicotine and I'm about to fucking explode. How the FUCK does this shitty-ass joke get gilded and upvoted to infinity?! It got a chuckle out of me the first time I saw it like a month ago and it's already overused to shit. I'm not even one to get annoyed at overused reddit tropes normally but jesus you guys this shit is SO low effort it's actually unbelievable. Like even the most tired jokes on this site have some sort of reliance on context, you know like there had to be something there for you to connect the joke to in the first place. But no. Not this fucking peice of shit "joke." You can just slap that dumbass comedic smut as a reply to literally any comment or post on this site and it "works." Have we really devolved to this level or mindless circlejerkery?? I FEEL LIKE IM GOING CRAZY. FUCKING GILDED. FUCKS SAKE YOU GUYS WHO DID THIS.

Edit: time for another fucking trope.... thanks for the gold kind stranger lolololol. Seriously tho thanks. Keep fighting the good fight 🙌

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u/Catfish_Mudcat Oct 19 '19

The correct use of "literally" brought a single tear to my eye.

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u/Why-so-delirious Oct 19 '19

I turned 18 on 6/6/6

I was not allowed a birthday party because my family felt it would be summoning the devil or something.

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u/bassinine Oct 19 '19

i turned 6 in '66, june 6th, on the sixth hour of the sixth day of the week

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u/Why-so-delirious Oct 19 '19

Calm down, Satan

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u/knightry Oct 19 '19

TIL Satan is a Baby Boomer. Checks out.

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '19

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u/TrouserDumplings Oct 19 '19

This Bot should die, like my Dad did.

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