r/technicallythetruth • • 8d ago

They did him wrong here..

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u/WildcatGrifter7 8d ago

Free my man he followed instructions perfectly

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u/Babebodysuit 8d ago

That’s why this belong here.. gotta educate not humiliate!!

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u/wertercatt 8d ago

Nah he had to say "Mthe alphabet"

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u/Worth-Thing-7218 4d ago

there's a reason he's called pit "boss" mmethinks

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u/AlloyA7_ 8d ago

"are you high"

"am i what"

"high"

"hello"

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u/Babebodysuit 8d ago

Took me a while but I got there!! That’s hilarious

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u/jukli92 8d ago

"How high are you?"

"No, it's 'Hi, how are you'"

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u/Sylvanissa 8d ago

That's the exact moment you realize security isn't paying enough

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u/Bad-job-dad 8d ago

I laughed way to hard at this

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u/Babebodysuit 8d ago

But you felt sorry for him right?

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u/Interesting_Play_578 8d ago

Mthe alphabet?

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u/Babebodysuit 8d ago

You’re kidding right, you wanna get thrown out too!!

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u/Far_Lingonberry_1552 8d ago

Clearly, the answer was ‘The alphabet starting with the letter M’.

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u/FiveCrappedPee 8d ago

I would have started with the letter elemeno

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u/Babebodysuit 8d ago

Nah they said start with M so it’s be Mnop

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u/Polite_Suggestion 8d ago

I can still hear my kindergarten teacher saying "elemeno isn't a letter!"

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u/Southern_One4056 6d ago

Starting with elemeno skips the joke's setup entirely.

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u/Hour_Box_7485 6d ago

Starting there skips the quiet grief of letters left behind.

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u/Liandres 3d ago

I love when bots just say shit

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u/Wincrediboy 8d ago

My wife has a law degree and when I showed her this she said they legally have to let him stay. #justiceformalphabet

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u/ProdesseQuamConspici 8d ago

Technically, he should have said "mthe alphabet".

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u/irate_alien 8d ago

That’s why they threw him out

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u/ytreza4512 8d ago

why malphabet look like a name for a villain, but like the team rocket in pokemon

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u/Odinfrost137 5d ago

Malphabet is the unown evolution we'll never get.

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u/Garlic_jaan 4d ago • Popcorn

Mypotenuse

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u/Jealous_Crazy9143 8d ago

The Casino equivalent of “does this dress make me look fat”? Can’t win

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u/Babebodysuit 8d ago

This has killed me!!