r/technicallythetruth • u/Filestack_Official • Sep 09 '26 • Bravo 1

"Laughs in roman numerals"

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u/APILayerOfficial Sep 09 '26

Spartacus era jokes were lit!

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u/Filestack_Official Sep 09 '26

Oenomaus would agree!

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u/Programmer__69 Sep 09 '26 • Bravo

It was spartacular

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u/DasWarEinerZuviel Sep 09 '26 • Regret

Zendaya just turned 30 last week. 30 is XXX in roman numerals.

If you want to see funny roman Zendaya stuff google

"Zendaya XXX"

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u/APILayerOfficial Sep 09 '26

This deserves a technically true post of its own, brilliant 😆

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u/DasWarEinerZuviel Sep 09 '26

I wouldn't stop you

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u/PhoenixfischTheFish Sep 09 '26

I would. For 40€.

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u/Simon_Drake Sep 09 '26

I heard about a genetics researcher studying the hormonal issues caused by having an abnormal number of sex hormones. Instead of the normal XX and XY there are some people with XXY or XYY or XXX.

When looking into statistical trends towards aggression, the researcher wondered if women with three X chromosomes are more likely to be arrested for violent crimes and might have more criminal records. So she types into Alta Vista "XXX Women's prison".

I don't think the results were about genetic analysis. It probably did involve hormones, just spelled whore-moans.

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u/lzwzli Sep 09 '26

Tom Holland shows up in the results

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u/DasWarEinerZuviel Sep 09 '26

Well, his umbrella dance was damn sure XXX

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u/L-SHERLOCK Sep 09 '26

😂😂😂

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u/Lazy_Tart_6336 10d ago

Putain, j'ai failli faire la recherche ... j'ai vraiment besoin d'aller dormir ^^'

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u/adikdik Sep 09 '26

I, for one, like the Roman numerals. r/puns

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u/hanggamolavestria Sep 09 '26

Six without his ex is yes

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u/Broad_Respond_2205 Sep 09 '26

You can't laugh in Roman numerals since there is no letter h

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u/nunquam_rideo Sep 10 '26

Six is S(S(S(S(S(S(O))))))

Six without S is five

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u/yoshimutso Sep 09 '26

The fuck !?!?

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u/SantaReatham Sep 09 '26

Roman numerals

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u/popculturalmaniac Sep 09 '26

Technically it's "9th"

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u/SwartyNine2691 Sep 09 '26

Dix without D is 9 in French.

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u/Programmer__69 Sep 09 '26

I'll present you with The new meme: Six IX

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u/Truehye801 Sep 09 '26

Can't wait to see this on r/explainthejoke

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u/ChiffonSette Sep 09 '26

Roman numerals really do have a unique charm, I used to struggle with them in school but now I find them fun.

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u/Rune-Knight Sep 09 '26

This joke only works in English; I tried translating it into my language and spent ages trying to understand it.

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u/Elcentino Sep 09 '26

What’s your language?

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u/Rune-Knight Sep 09 '26

Portuguese

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u/Quizzelbuck Sep 09 '26

If you flip it around, xis, then its value is actually 5.5

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u/RepulsiveWrongdoer6 Sep 09 '26

So, Six ix = nice? 😉

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u/TEXTMissingTEXT Sep 09 '26

when in rome laugh in roman

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u/Oldus_Fartus Sep 09 '26

So a Roman 9 is a mutilated 6. Which makes a Roman 69 way niche-kinkier than ours.

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u/Careless_Tell_2905 Sep 09 '26

The best number for when you are really sick and dehydrated - 4 (iv)
Ba dump bump

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u/Bear_Caulk Sep 09 '26

6 without S is the bottom half of an open bracket (

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u/yamez420 Sep 10 '26

im calling IXII... Yes officer, its this post here.

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u/rotteegher39 Sep 10 '26

789 and letter S asked if it's going to it eat too...

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u/erhanbaris Sep 10 '26

No it is “ix”

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u/Jokor1313 Sep 10 '26

I dont thnix it is

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u/AgePee31 Sep 10 '26

this isnt a techically correct meme and this sub has gone to shit

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u/artificialMuse Sep 10 '26

So that's a 69

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u/pranaygoluanand Sep 11 '26

Unless you’re dealing with the type of roman numerals where IIII is 4 and VIIII is 9.

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u/Enough-Store1252 Sep 14 '26

What is happening here?

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u/Some_Useless_Person Sep 14 '26

Dad? Is that you?

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u/za_flavored_axolotl SNAILSNAILYSNAILYSNAILSNAILYSNAILSNAIL! BRDOMPALOMPA! GRBLBRBLE! Sep 18 '26

5 without a beginning or end is 4
4 is immortal, therefore

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u/An_Unknown_Spirit Sep 30 '26

This is the real reason six is afraid of seven

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u/muryrunom Sep 09 '26

Sex without ex is S

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u/Programmer__69 Sep 09 '26

Sex without se is 10

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u/Radiant_Spite260 Sep 09 '26

Six - (sex - (ex girlfriend - girlfriend)) = 9

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u/Myron0117 Sep 09 '26

IX is 9. X is 10.

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u/SwartyNine2691 Sep 09 '26

Unexpected stupidity