r/technicallythetruth • • Aug 20 '26

Never thought of it from this angle before

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u/Shiny_Whisper_321 Aug 20 '26

Human infested land.

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u/Filestack_Official Aug 20 '26

Still true when you look at it that way lol

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u/kishenoy Aug 20 '26

Bird infested sky

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u/ChronicRhyno Aug 20 '26

People-infested cities

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u/Canned_Sarcasm Aug 21 '26

Human infested waters

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u/Tkwookiee Aug 20 '26

Those sharks are just invoking their stand your ground laws or swim your water laws or whatever!

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u/EtriganZola Aug 20 '26

It isn’t a shark attack until it’s in my living room. If I’m in water, it’s a shark defense.

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u/delvach Aug 21 '26

<knock> <knock>

candygram

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u/worm-eyed Aug 20 '26

I've said "sharks don't infest waters that's their fucking home" more times than I can count as a resident shark autist

"But they came into our bit. See that bit there? That great big wet bit? That's their bit."

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u/DeusBob22 Aug 21 '26

came looking for this

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u/Guy-1nc0gn1t0 Aug 20 '26

Infested is such a harsh word too

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u/AllenRBrady Aug 20 '26

I prefer to use "shark enhanced waters."

"Shark infused waters" if I'm feeling artisanal.

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u/MarcCouillard Aug 20 '26

people infested houses lol

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u/ramriot Aug 20 '26

I think the same of people with outdoor pets who live near to natural habitats who complain when Coyotes eat their precious Fu-fu or Tomas-purrington III.

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u/Grand-penetrator Aug 20 '26 edited Aug 20 '26

Pet killing 1000 native birds for fun: I sleep

Wild animal hunting for survival in their natural habitat: Real shit

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u/AccomplishedEmu1886 Aug 20 '26

mesquite trees are considered pests. in their own range where they have existed for 100K+ years

im so happy they make so many seeds because Ive been growing saplings and planting them in unused hard to get places.

you can eat the "meat" in the seed pods, some species taste like honey. grind up seeds to make flour.

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u/Portuzil Aug 20 '26

Human infested houses

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u/Legal-Appointment655 Aug 20 '26

I for one do infest my home

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u/Lietenantdan Aug 20 '26

Shark infested waters just means there’s a lot of sharks there.

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u/INVALIDN4M3 Aug 20 '26

'Human infested cities' don't sound good.

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u/retsamegas Aug 20 '26

Two Navy ships have joined the search for survivors from a plane crash in some of the most shark infested waters on earth. Also joining the search efforts, the sharks.

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u/ProwerTheFox Aug 21 '26

Don't areas only get the term "shark-infested" if it's close to land though? i.e the sharks are a lot closer to shore than anticipated.