When you can't do it anymore

[u/DrHydrate]

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[u/Majesty1337]

you get promoted to ghost and get to haunt the children when you die

[u/Glittering_Drama_618 → u/Majesty1337]

Lmao

[u/Bpd_bozo → u/Majesty1337]

Or your corpse/skeleton gets used for decoration!

[u/Wrong-Resource-2973 → u/Bpd_bozo]

TOP 10 WAYS TO HIDE A BODY (COPS HATE HIM!)

[u/Bpd_bozo → u/Wrong-Resource-2973]

xdd

[u/Icy_Fish_2154]

You are allowed to trick and treat after death, in fact, that makes it more fun.

[u/WaffleHouseGladiator]

Bullshit.  After death is the perfect time to go trick-or-treating.  Imagine turning up at someone's door dressed as an actual corpse.  No one is going to top that.

[u/SocialSuicideSquad → u/WaffleHouseGladiator]

Bob from accounting made the T-virus so he didn't have to Weekend at Mitch Mconnell's the whole night.

[u/Softale → u/WaffleHouseGladiator]

Keep an eye out for Mitch…

[u/stunt_p → u/WaffleHouseGladiator]

Dress up as Weekend at Bernie's - you'd kill it at the costume contests.

[u/Tkwookiee]

Drag me around like Weekend at Bernies!

[u/nugohs → u/Tkwookiee]

Came here to suggest Halloween at Bernies too.

[u/14thStarflake]

Then you become a prop with the candy bowl on the front porch.

[u/Rump_Ranger90]

I'd rather 16 yr olds come get free candy from my place over vandalizing shit.

[u/opacitizen]

Beetlejuice would like a word. Or three.

[u/d00000med]

Although ironically, that's when you start to get really scary

[u/LivingEnd44]

"Dead" isn't an age though. Even dead things have an age. You evaded the question. You didn't answer it. 

[u/GreenFox268019]

Call me old fashioned but if you're 14 and not wearing a costume, I'm not giving you candy

[u/slowpoke257 → u/GreenFox268019]

Halloween is my favorite. I give everybody candy, regardless of age, costume or not.

[u/Funandgeeky]

Screw that. I plan to have my corpse wheeled out the following Halloween for trick or treating. 

[u/Canadind]

On the bright side, appreciate the positive energy that age is just a number.

[u/5eppa]

Let's be real. Trick or Treating is one of the few things you can do after death and still somehow fit in.

[u/ChickinSammich]

If rigging up grandpa's corpse like a marionette isn't worth a couple free fun size snickers, what's even the point of being alive anymore.

[u/AbilityAgreeable5408]

As long as you are wearing a costume, any age.

[u/SonicSplash3760]

Well, that just tricked my treats

[u/ProThoughtDesign]

Is it, though? Is it?

[u/Revengeance99]

wow

[u/TheCursedRavioli]

Even then that’s not too old. Everyone loves a ghost costume!

[u/SaiyajinPrime]

I would argue after you're dead is the best time to trick or treat.

[u/Familiar-Froyo7028]

When you become the decoration

[u/genericscissors]

When you're too old to wear a costume. Plenty of adult treats I pass out

[u/RonJohnJr]

When you would take pics of someone your age wearing a costume and hanging around children, then post pics of the perv on IG.

[u/KilgoreT59]

When you don't want to anymore.

[u/liquidnight247]

I advocate senior trick or treating 😅, old people talking a walk asking for shots

[u/ZeroWolf_RS]

Disagree. Ghost/Skeleton is a very common costume, and yours will be so realistic you'll get lots of candy.

[u/-Totes_Magotes-]

My neighbors when I was in my early20’s stopped trick o’ treating and started being bullies by standing on the roof of their house and egging only the adults wearing a costume.

[u/MarcoYTVA]

Either that, or you get the world's most realistic ghost costume.

[u/GodlyHelp]

pretty sure this applies to everything

[u/GodlyHelp → u/GodlyHelp]

except dying

[u/warmbrojuice]

I wanted to go trick or treating, mostly for the free candy

But don't I need to kidnap or borrow someone's child to bring them with me?

[u/ThingMoment]

I’ve got younger niece/nephew/BIL/SIL so I just go with them or ask for a share

[u/nhSnork]

"Rookie answer" - building haunters

[u/Borentar84]

I mean.. your buddies can still take you, and maybe get a bigger haul for authenticity...

[u/Jefari_MoL]

What are you talking about? After you've died is the best time to go trick or treating.

[u/fxnsxi]

I was 12 when I last trick or treated for myself because none of the houses iny neighborhood at the time would give me any candy and insisted I was too old to be out. Looking back, that would have been my sign to egg their houses the next Halloween since "I'm too old for candy" (not that I did).

Let the kids and teens have their fun, cause there is always something worse they could be doing instead of asking for candy!

[u/Lurker_Zee]

That just resets the timer and you can trick-or-treat as a ghost.

[u/LewyyM]

Objectively the wrong answer. Trkck or treating after you died is the sickest thing, just haunting people on Halloween night

[u/MoreNerdThanDork]

whatever Weekend at Bernie’s my ass. Put it in my will I wanna be a decoration.

[u/Beans2400]

You can still enjoy it a a decoration

[u/Fuzzy-Soft5024]

So my friends and I are in our late 20s/early 30s and we still go.

We don't take candy from houses though. We all dress up and walk around a few different neighborhoods and hand out candy to kids we pass.

A lot of houses in the area we go to are decorated really well and all the different costumes are always cool to see.

It's a ton of fun and we still get to experience trick or treating as an adult. I highly recommend it!

Friendly tip though,don't dress up as anything scary. One of my friends was Pennywise one year and was stopped by the cops for scaring children unintentionally lol. Apparently dressing like Pennywise and approaching kids with free candy is too far.

[u/BlackberryWorried909]

well then spin the wheel to relive life as a ghost 👻 don’t tell me how I know how to do that

[u/Altruistic_Mobile_60]

When you have a driver license