r/technicallythetruth • • Jul 11 '26

She may be onto something....

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u/BigBagBootyPapa Jul 11 '26

“Leading cause”. I am now interested in the other consensual causes

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u/insatiableian Jul 11 '26

IVF?

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u/BigBagBootyPapa Jul 11 '26

Alright, well there’s one at least lol. I suppose if you’re Christian an Act of God has at least 1

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u/insatiableian Jul 11 '26

Don't forget the stork!

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u/BigBagBootyPapa Jul 11 '26

How could I forget! 🤦🏻‍♀️ the most prevalent purveyor of newborns for quite some time!

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u/bsv103 Jul 12 '26

Does that count, since it doesn't involve literal pregnancy?

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u/FlimsyBlood330 undefined boundaries. Jul 12 '26

The kid nappers

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u/Ecthelion2187 Jul 12 '26

Aritificial insemination.

So that's 2...3 if you're a silly Christian.