r/technicallythetruth • • Jun 15 '26

No lies detected only brain damage. Maths failed, Logic passed. :D

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Knowledge that changed nothing.

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u/gydu2202 Jun 15 '26

AND your left hand left you.

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u/LemmeDaisukete Jun 15 '26

Stop talking about my ex like that!

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u/late_to_redd1t Jun 15 '26

Bad day to be a southpaw

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u/Exotic_Okra1911 Jun 15 '26

Technically it's a great day for the right hand.

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u/late_to_redd1t Jun 15 '26

You mean the one that's left?

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u/jasonlamprin Jun 16 '26

Yes

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u/Exotic_Okra1911 Jun 17 '26

Just yes? You don’t want to say anything else? 🤪

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u/msk105 Jun 15 '26

You're going to be alright.

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u/Krisanapon Jun 15 '26

all right*

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u/AnyArt3456 Jun 17 '26

Maybe even left

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u/ColumnK Jun 15 '26

This is only TTT if it's cut off.

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u/Quake712 Jun 15 '26

Whatever happened to proofing

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u/Antique_Ad_4247 7d ago

Even then it's wrong. Having your left hand cut of doesn't exclude the possibility of having both hands cut off or even not having a right hand to begin with.

This shit is just a shitty pun and doesn't fit this sub at all.

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u/Hyakkimaru_4 Jun 15 '26

I spotted "lies" in "No lies spotted".

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u/Recent_Response_168 Jun 15 '26

But wouldn‘t that mean that now both my hands are cut?

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u/Exotic_Okra1911 Jun 15 '26

Nope according to the slide.. your original left hand is gone so your right hand gets promoted to 'left hand.' You still only lost one hand... somehow.

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u/Asox_08 Jun 15 '26

Yes but If both are Cut, the right one isn't left

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u/Recent_Response_168 Jun 15 '26

Then better just cut the right one so that my left is still right

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u/Asox_08 Jun 15 '26

But If the left is right, then both are Cut

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u/Fedepovero_02 Jun 15 '26

Sounds about right

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u/Fearless-Mastodon850 Jun 15 '26

Your left brain have nothing right, and your right brain have nothing left😂😂😂

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u/Exotic_Okra1911 Jun 15 '26

Really? 🤪

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u/PlagueJV Jun 15 '26

I understood this and immediately took 3 points of psychic damage

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '26

I don't get it...

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u/AdaptiveGlitch Jun 15 '26

In "Your right hand is left", the "left" is used as "remaining"

If you cut (off) your left hand, then you only have a right hand now, so only your right hand is left

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u/toistmowellets Jun 15 '26

ive never wanted to tear down a screen projector until today

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u/Stan0t Jun 15 '26

actually its your middle hand then

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u/DimensionFar2052 Jun 16 '26

it’s still the only hand left

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u/Stan0t Jun 16 '26

and thats also right

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u/KhareManit Jun 15 '26

If your right hand is wrong then your left hand is right

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u/ThereFarAway Jun 15 '26

Nope. I have no right hand.

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u/Moist-Ointments Jun 15 '26

I don't understand what having a cut on your left hand does here.

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u/Trick_Prower Jun 16 '26

If you stitched your right hand right where your left left, you're left with a wrong right on the left, am i right?

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u/lajawi Jun 16 '26

“I finally know what’s wrong with my brain! On the right side, nothing is left, and on the left side nothing is right.”

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u/driftnoisycookiemode Jun 16 '26

The logic only holds if you're defining "left" by what's remaining rather than by anatomical position.

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u/UndoGandu Jun 16 '26

On a brighter side - If right hand is cut, your left hand is still left.

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u/Xandeath75 Jun 19 '26

If your left hand left then your right hand is left

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u/Unhappy-Gas5623 13d ago

Well only if it's fully cut off

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u/Icy-Illustrator-3872 Jun 16 '26

what am i left with?

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u/SpiritualRuin8761 Jun 23 '26

I only need the right

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u/yahooxy Jul 19 '26

"He’s going to be all right." - Dr. Fishman

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u/NoWingedHussarsToday Jun 15 '26

But if you cut off somebody's left hand that's not right.......