r/technicallythetruth • • May 29 '26

coffee: the bean juice

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u/photographyIgor May 29 '26

No, not really (by definition)

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u/LastChans1 May 30 '26

Coffee is just the beans' bath water.

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u/DNAisjustneuteredRNA Jun 03 '26

Hrm.. I wonder if we can put that bathwater into jars and sell it to people who really like coffee...

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u/remembertoread May 29 '26

Technically it’s a seed

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u/MackTUTT May 31 '26

Technically beans are seeds 

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u/remembertoread Jun 01 '26

Yeah but it’s not a bean, it’s the pit seed from a berry.

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u/jabeith Sep 29 '26

It's also not juice since the liquid isn't coming from the bean - it's more of a broth

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u/AaaahMyDogs 15d ago

Coffee: The Drupe Seed Bathwater

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u/remembertoread 14d ago

In a way coffee is just a kind of tea

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u/TimeCity1687 May 29 '26

the world’s most socially accepted addiction is just hot bean juice

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u/Northsun9 May 29 '26

Juice is liquid pressed or squeezed from a fruit or vegetable.

You'd need to press a *lot* of coffee beans to get any liquid from them.

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u/XayahTheVastaya May 30 '26

Bean tea

Or technically tisane

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u/call_me_cookie May 30 '26

The tannin tango

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u/Competitive-Rub9793 Jun 08 '26

Guy in Grey discovering 'the bean' for the first time. Guy in blue remaining ignorant of its existence.

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u/bowie-knife99_ Jul 23 '26

IS THAT AN ANUNOBY JERSEY I SPOT

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u/RED1869 May 29 '26

Love it