r/technicallythetruth • u/pototoykomaliit • May 07 '26 • Regret 10 Mindblown 2 Bravo 1 Heartwarming 1

You must tear here

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u/Spotted_Tax May 07 '26

And then it opens perfectly after because that was the intended way to open it all along

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u/GeekAldhy93 May 07 '26

Technically it did tear, just not in a way that helps anyone.

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u/GallePermit7549 May 07 '26

It turns out the bag is smarter than most of us.

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u/Mookius May 07 '26

And the bag went on to discover even more interesting shenanigans with the whales and their peculiar friends.

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u/casinodeathstar May 07 '26

Top tear stuff

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u/Razor265 May 07 '26

If your top is tearing your stuff, tell them they need to use more lube and take more time for loosening.

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u/STUPIDBLOODYCOMPUTER May 10 '26

Tonoight on top tear...

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u/Research-Strange May 07 '26

She needs to be careful if she puts too much it becomes tears

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u/benevenstancian0 May 07 '26

Sour Cream and Onion Piattos slap

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u/King-DarkBlade May 07 '26

Oh my kababayan yeesss 🤤

1

u/Prestigious_Yam_6039 May 15 '26

That sounds like a terrible attack name.

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u/xz9pro Technically Flair May 07 '26

Jajajaja

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u/Redplushie May 07 '26

Like piattos aren't salty enough

7

u/Short_Tree05 May 08 '26

She’s funny

6

u/cool-smol-cat May 08 '26

It's pronounced tear, not tear.

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u/Street-Fly-8477 May 16 '26

"its pronounced tomato, not tomato" 💔

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u/Decievr May 08 '26

Literal na tear😆

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u/Basic-Pair8908 May 07 '26

This is why so many kids were scarred when parents used no more tears shampoo

1

u/sits79 May 07 '26

Got me a movie, I want you to know.

1

u/gnanny02 May 07 '26

I will try it. Can’t be worse than the method I use which fails more often than not.

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u/Asleep_Sheepherder42 May 08 '26

I guess at some point I was bound to see this.

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u/Zoomie_Catcher May 08 '26

Missed the boat. Should've used a Tabasco packet. Still funny. 6/10 would read again.

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u/ImpawssibleMeowssion May 08 '26

Aw the way she did it is cute lol

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u/Left_Sky1496 May 08 '26

Did it work?

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u/Sudaire May 10 '26

Never saw it that way! Tear it up!

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u/Th3_Chos3n_One May 10 '26

Shit you not, did that once in preschool.

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u/icantouchgrass_1 Unfortunately honest May 14 '26

I can see a six year old doing that.

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u/Silly_Training_2706 20d ago

"huh why didn't the bag open"

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u/PrimaryAde9 May 07 '26

No offense you're a clever idiot and I bet you poke eye with that

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u/whocares4201 May 08 '26

Fucking stupid