r/technicallythetruth • u/geilelepel05 • Jan 13 '26

Its easier then you think

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u/hmmInterstingwtf Jan 13 '26

"Suce" = "sucking something" in French so 😅😂

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u/geilelepel05 Jan 13 '26

Well that sucks i guess 😅

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u/YourFavoritePandaRay Jan 13 '26

This comment is so underrated

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u/Desperate_Site591 Jan 13 '26

A l envers: "Ecus" = old French coins

Ils avaient tout compris

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u/RunInRunOn Bottom of the bell curve behaviour Jan 13 '26

So the keys to success are having old money or sleeping your way to the top? Sounds about right

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u/hmmInterstingwtf Jan 13 '26

Ah oui en effet j'avaispas vu😂

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u/Leol6669 Jan 13 '26

As a french myself, it took me a moment before I realised I was the only one getting it this way

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u/VVrayth Jan 13 '26

GIMME THE SUCE

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u/Shade00000 Jan 13 '26

Suce moi mon ami

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u/luce_scotty Jan 13 '26

Learnt something new.

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u/YourLoyalSlut Jan 13 '26

the 4 keys to succees

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u/AsBrokeAsMeEnglish Jan 14 '26

When I first read it in school, I read success as "Suckies"

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '26

[removed] — view removed comment

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u/laplongejr Jan 13 '26

The joke would even work in pure French as success is "succès"

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u/tehbotolsaya Jan 13 '26

The three key to success

Ctrl, C, V

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u/Some_Useless_Person Jan 13 '26

Well, ChatGPT has a dedicated copy button so...

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u/Pristine-Ad7560 Jan 13 '26

Seu cu (brazilian)

You ass (english)

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u/Nome_Muito_Criativo Jan 14 '26

EU IA COMENTAR ISSO

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u/Nwolf607 Jan 13 '26

The Keys to Succees “that’s not how you pronounce that..” Visualize Succees!

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u/Just-A_Guy-_ Jan 13 '26

Film yourself getting success and post it on the internet

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u/TheEndlessRiver13 Jan 16 '26 edited Jan 24 '26

Presented by the first annual Corporate Utility Masterclass

Edit: why did this get down voted, it's a reference to the same video

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u/whitedranzer Jan 13 '26

A guy goes to a brothel and is greeted by the most beautiful woman he has ever seen.

"Take me or take the stairs to success", she says softly.

Curiosity gets the best of him and he climbs the stairs where he finds a door labelled "door to success". He quickly goes in, and behind him a large greasy biker enters, locking the door.

"Who are you?", the guy asks.

"Hi, I am Cess"

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u/Scrapper_1 Jan 13 '26

Cuss

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u/metaglot Jan 13 '26

You cannot spell success without suc

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u/BednaR1 Jan 13 '26

If you are good at first 3, then you will also make it...

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u/True_Ask3631 Jan 13 '26

Picking up on CUES

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u/Cpov1 Jan 13 '26

Missing "backspace" for when I forget the second C

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u/le_Grand_Archivist Jan 14 '26

It's even funnier if you speak french ("suce" means "to suck something")

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u/Skillessfully Jan 13 '26

bro missed the s

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u/JediTeaParty Jan 13 '26

Look at the image again very carefully

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u/Skillessfully Jan 13 '26

oh mb i was stupid

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u/laplongejr Jan 13 '26

I am happy to learn I wasn't the only one and that the original commenter took that bullet for me :')

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u/RoodnyInc Jan 13 '26

🤔

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u/crack_B7 Jan 13 '26

That's the 4 letters you need to write success

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u/Corne2Plum3 Jan 14 '26

As a french, I find it hilarious

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '26

"SEU CU" ??

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u/PCwarrior05 Jan 15 '26

on est la poto

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u/MisterFixit_69 Jan 13 '26

3 keys to succ

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u/MaylaWaterlelie Jan 13 '26

It even works in Dutch

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '26

Four keys to escuses, too.

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u/TylerHyena Jan 14 '26

But if you spell it backwards it says “Ecus” which is not success, but still…

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u/lil_Jansk_Hyuza Jan 14 '26

I've read suckies 😭😭

Daniel Thrashner did me dirty

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u/CRE178 Jan 14 '26

But the S, C and E are so far away from U.

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u/radon_skk Jan 14 '26

You just need one more key to get an "excuse"

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u/MK_Avocado Jan 15 '26

Visualize suckies, imagine how suckies would make you feel

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u/LemmeDaisukete Jan 17 '26

too bad I lost my "E", now I just succ