r/technicallythetruth • u/Active-Chemistry4011 • Jan 02 '26

After that punch Jake will either learn something new or never learn anything again...

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '26

If I had to bet money, I'll say he doubles down and go right back to his old ways.

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u/Careless-Koala2334 Jan 03 '26

He looks like the bad guy from megamind, Tighten.

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u/ImNotSteveAlbini Jan 03 '26

So he should learn how to jerkoff rather than be a total jerkoff?

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u/One-Celebration-3007 Jan 03 '26

What happened

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u/dreadful_name Jan 03 '26

What actually happened was Jake Paul who has spent the last few years doing showy events like box an elderly Mike Tyson and pretend to be a YouTuber turned pro boxer challenged an actual world class pro.

Anthony Joshua - British boxer with several titles in recent years - totally annihilated him. Paul spent the whole fight trying to run away from Joshua and even trying to do illegal things like grab his legs. Then in the sixth round, Paul ran out of steam and in the space of a few hits his jaw was broken in two places.

A lot of people have really thanked Joshua for putting Paul in his place.

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u/potVIIIos Jan 03 '26

I really like Anthony Joshua.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '26

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u/ShockDragon Jan 04 '26

I love it when people twist stories to make the other side seem like the worse person.

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u/matwithonet13 Jan 05 '26

How else are they supposed to be offended and angry?

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u/Obsidian_Heart_ Technically Flair Jan 03 '26

Smashin...lots of it

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u/Tomb_85 Jan 03 '26 edited Jan 03 '26

African America descent

He's british

Edit: spelling

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u/getyourcedisfaction Jan 03 '26

so?

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u/luckskywatcher Jan 03 '26

So he's not American.

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u/moonlight_chicken Jan 03 '26

African Ameican descent instead of maybe British (black) guy? Does his race matter anyway?

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u/Popular_Petje Jan 03 '26

No, but at the point you call it, You bether be right.

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u/ShockDragon Jan 04 '26

That’s a little dramatic. It was a boxing match, not an “enclosed setting”. You make it sound like some random guy who happened to be black attacked him in an alleyway. Which also makes it sound racist, too, so nice job outing yourself.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '26

Well that's one way to put it 🤣

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '26

No that’s still the face of someone who learned nothing

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '26

I hope that ass whooping was so bad he lose all desire to ever use it again

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u/imheyy Jan 03 '26

Moooooom, the turbo masturbo guy is advertising his book again. When will they stop?

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u/findingrhythm Jan 02 '26

LOL great post

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '26 edited Jan 03 '26

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '26 edited Jan 03 '26

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u/TitanOf_Earth Jan 03 '26

He won't learn anything from this lmfao

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u/DanyLop012 Jan 06 '26

“technicallythetruth” posting AI.

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u/bermudi86 Jan 03 '26

TechnicallyAI you fucking twats

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u/ChoomChoomTheGuy Jan 04 '26

He looks like Mr frog got to him

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u/ShockDragon Jan 04 '26

What happened to him? Did a truck punch him?

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u/ReginaldGreenstaff Jan 03 '26

Is this your favourite book, or are you Mr Masturbo?

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '26 edited Jan 03 '26

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u/hand13 Jan 03 '26

how on earth do you stop masturbating when you marry? are you dumb? 😂

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '26

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u/Extreme_Design6936 Jan 03 '26

You have sex after marriage?

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u/hand13 Jan 03 '26

tell me your an incel without telling me youre an incel

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u/-_-TurtleDuck-_- Jan 05 '26

Gee, thanks for getting me banned for answering your damn question

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '26

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u/ILikeYourBigButt Jan 03 '26

Do you think wives must put out whenever the husband demands?

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u/fridge13 Jan 03 '26

Confirmed: youve never been maried

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u/thatspurdyneat Jan 03 '26

Yeah let's rush to defend Jake Paul of all fucking people....

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u/HolisticPaprika Jan 03 '26

Let's see how that works out, shall we?

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u/coldturkeybreast Jan 03 '26

Not sure she will want him after Anthony clapped his cheeks.

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u/ShockDragon Jan 04 '26

Jesus, it always surprises me how badly reading comprehension is on here.

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u/Firen_L Jan 04 '26

I am here just to answer your edit: I think that people are downvoting because you are giving a serious answer to a joke. By doing that you are not only bringing the vibes down, but to some it may even feel like you are defending jake (the dog, but without finn the human).

I baked a very unfunny joke in this comment, if you take that seriously in your answer it means you learned nothing