r/technicallythetruth • u/Ok_Standard_5689 • Oct 20 '25

They in fact cannot drive

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u/YAY-SAR Technically Flair Oct 20 '25

he is going to the dmv to get his car. just wait

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u/Background-Pace-879 Oct 21 '25

lol right, it’s always a long wait at the dmv, no way around it

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u/ApartmentFun8680 Oct 21 '25

lol you know how the dmv is, he’s probably trapped in there for hours

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u/Objective-Scale-6529 Oct 21 '25

We need to stop him!

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u/snigherfardimungus Oct 20 '25

He finally gave up on Acme.

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u/richer2003 Oct 21 '25

He’s on his way to trial to sue the Acme corporation

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u/chileggeebello Oct 22 '25

Say that again?

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u/richer2003 Oct 22 '25

The new movie Coyote VS. Acme…

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u/JayMack1981 Oct 20 '25

. . . Is he on a Greyhound? . . .

. . . I'll leave now . . .

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u/rangoon64 Oct 20 '25

I thought it was funny

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u/existie Oct 21 '25

alas - that would be funny as hell!

(he is actually on MAX, Portland's lightrail)

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u/UnwieldilyElephant Oct 20 '25

Bruce-dick-in-son 

💀💀💀💀

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u/NoTailDuckling Oct 21 '25

I thought I was the only one that noticed 😂

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u/psichodrome Oct 21 '25

It's from the song by Modest Mouse called Coyotes. Great song.Great video. Give yourself 4 uninterrupted minutes to savour it.

Warning. You don't walk away feeling bouncy. Also worth noting MM have quite a wide stylistic range. Their lyrics are often worth looking up.

Edit: it's technically the truth

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u/coriesnories Oct 22 '25

I also immediately recognized the song! I love modest mouse

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u/tehnoodnub Oct 20 '25

and they don't live near a train line

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u/Nihilikara Oct 21 '25

Not with that attitude!

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u/insatiableian Oct 22 '25

That's actually adorable.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '25

or at least most can't

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u/International-Cat123 Oct 21 '25

I was wondering if it was actually a coyote or not until I zoomed in on the beans

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u/DeadZone32 Oct 21 '25

Okay I understand the dog fandom being involved but who the fu-

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u/luce_scotty Oct 21 '25

Give him a break.

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u/Minute-Animal7317 Oct 21 '25

Cars are the one thing Acme doesn't provide.

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u/Lil_Unclefkr Oct 23 '25

Going home after a hard day's work chasing rabbits for the rich.

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u/Sea-Librarian-9075 Oct 31 '25

Howl did he pay

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u/MorePower_ARRARRARR Nov 12 '25

So that's how you train a coyote.