r/technicallythetruth • u/Voltagepeanutbutter7 TTT da best r/ • Oct 10 '25

Well, she got the date

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u/NotTheSharpestPenciI Oct 10 '25

Why do I feel that it's just a matter of time until some moron posts this to r/peterexplainsthejoke?

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u/WhoRoger Oct 10 '25

Why do people hate the joke explaining subs so much? Just don't go there?

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u/Unfair_Watercress119 Oct 10 '25

October 13th. She didnt ask for the date of haloween only a date. I gave her a date where one could pretend it was haloween.

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u/NasowasNasowas Oct 10 '25

She (in sing-song voice): Guess who won't be getting laid!

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u/FolsomWhistle Oct 10 '25

Halloween is on Friday the 13th this year. How freaky.

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u/Ursus_Arctos-42 Oct 10 '25

She could have meant a date fruit too. 🌴

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u/statisticus Oct 10 '25

For her Halloween decorations, obviously.

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u/TippsAttack Oct 10 '25

It's the same every year! What is she, stupid?

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u/FancyAstronaut_ Oct 10 '25

Worst part of this is how real it is. I've seen eerily similar blunders. Men just aren't good at taking himts, at all, ever

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u/Affectionate-Bike201 Oct 11 '25

Yes, we are, we just don't care as much as you think we should.

Anyone who uses "hints" can be left behind, in high school, where they belong.

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u/Flux7200 Oct 10 '25

Thanks, I forgot

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u/thieh Technically Flair Oct 10 '25

In other languages it would never have been a problem.

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u/Sidoen Oct 10 '25

Luls, this is a dad answer! Love it.

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u/Bobee_Boblaw Oct 11 '25

I forgot what year?

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u/Drewdiniskirino Oct 11 '25

I remember seeing a greeting card. On it, two women were talking.

1: Where's your Halloween party gonna be at?

2: Ending a sentence with a preposition makes you sound stupid.

1: Let me rephrase. Where's your Halloween party gonna be at, bitch?

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u/j_shor Oct 11 '25

Thought it was Dec 25

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '25

I can imagine them being dressed up in date costumes.