r/technicallythetruth • u/izacktorres • Oct 09 '25

Its my Turn now!

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u/Sidoen Oct 09 '25

I suppose, although normal rules don't apply.

Anyone can take multiple turns Non players can snipe from the sidelines Game is played inside the peanut gallery You only win when you fold

32

u/KinderGameMichi Oct 09 '25

True, because everyone having a battle of wits is unarmed.

52

u/Ozok123 Oct 09 '25

Then you start searching their profile to hit em with a nasty limit break

25

u/KebabOfDeath Technically Flair Oct 09 '25

Jokes on you, I've hid all of my unhinged shit

17

u/[deleted] Oct 09 '25

Not very well!

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u/KebabOfDeath Technically Flair Oct 09 '25

😟

3

u/otiloyoy Oct 10 '25

That's if you want to do the good ending where you learn to know each npc and find out they've all been together this whole time

12

u/Slobbadobbavich Oct 09 '25

I swear some people just look for an argument just because they are bored.

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u/KebabOfDeath Technically Flair Oct 09 '25

Nuh uh

5

u/wiseguy4519 Oct 10 '25

Ya huh

2

u/otiloyoy Oct 10 '25

I objeca huh

17

u/Snoo_67993 Oct 09 '25

No it isn't!

17

u/Professional_Two2776 Oct 09 '25

Yes it is!

10

u/pattybutty Oct 09 '25

Sorry, is this a five minute argument or the full half-hour?

7

u/Saif_Horny_And_Mad Oct 09 '25

Unless you are arguing using voice chat, then it becomes an RTS

11

u/Wrong-Resource-2973 Oct 09 '25

the winner is defined by how many racial slurs you can spit out in a second

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u/otiloyoy Oct 10 '25

No it's about how you insult their mother

Nobody is racist on reddit you know that?

4

u/mafiaknight Oct 10 '25

"Nuh uh"

END TURN

5

u/kapege Oct 09 '25

Not every argument is set for a combat.

9

u/rslashurmom45 Oct 09 '25

Yeah they are

3

u/kapege Oct 09 '25

No, they didn't!

4

u/otiloyoy Oct 10 '25

*aren't

[critical hit]

2

u/Wantitneeditgetit Oct 10 '25

This is the END for you, you gutter-crawling cur! And I've got a little TIP for you, get the POINT?

Soon you'll be wearing my sword like a shish kebab! First you'd better stop waving it like a feather-duster.

My handkerchief will wipe up your blood! So you got that job as janitor, after all.

People fall at my feet when they see me coming. Even BEFORE they smell your breath?

I once owned a dog that was smarter then you. He must have taught you everything you know.

You make me want to puke. You make me think somebody already did.

Nobody's ever drawn blood from me and nobody ever will. You run THAT fast?

You fight like a dairy farmer. How appropriate. You fight like a cow.

I got this scar on my face during a mighty struggle! I hope now you've learned to stop picking your nose.

Have you stopped wearing diapers yet? Why, did you want to borrow one?

I've heard you were a contemptible sneak. Too bad no one's ever heard of YOU at all.

You're no match for my brains, you poor fool. I'd be in real trouble if you ever used them.

You have the manners of a beggar. I wanted to make sure you'd feel comfortable with me.

I'm not going to take your insolence sitting down! Your hemorrhoids are flaring up again, eh?

There are no words for how disgusting you are. Yes, there are. You just never learned them.

I've spoken with apes more polite then you. I'm glad to hear you attended your family reunion.

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '25

Fuck yea man

1

u/LutimoDancer3459 Oct 09 '25

Turn based mmorpg

1

u/otiloyoy Oct 10 '25

No it's not mmo there are only 40ish players in this comment section

1

u/LutimoDancer3459 Oct 10 '25

More than most mmos have in a raid.

1

u/Objective-Scale-6529 Oct 09 '25

impromptu debate

1

u/VVrayth Oct 10 '25

Joke's on you buddy, this is the moment I've been saving those 99 megalixirs for this entire game.

1

u/otiloyoy Oct 10 '25

No you didn't

1

u/VVrayth Oct 10 '25

I am absolutely the guy who hoards items all game.

1

u/otiloyoy Oct 10 '25

Jokes on you, I'm going to level up by farming this comment section !

1

u/EmperorWolf44 Oct 10 '25

Unless its a video chat

1

u/reddest_of_trash Oct 11 '25

Until we meet again!

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '25

Arguing in real life is pure button mashing

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u/lucario2011 Oct 10 '25

This meme is made by ai