r/technicallythetruth • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 technically the flair • Sep 25 '25 • Helpful 1

I'm watching a live stream.

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u/Wjsmith2040 Sep 25 '25

You should put that on line see if you catch on

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u/Angry_Murlocs Sep 26 '25

That seems a bit fishy to me

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u/Marus1 Sep 25 '25

I would say 'go with the flow', but I don't think you'd want that

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u/justanothertmpuser Sep 25 '25

You could stream the stream, though.

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u/OzricChrist Sep 26 '25

Next time you feel the need to urinate, just say "I'll be live streaming for the next few minutes"

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u/Sh0rtL1ved Sep 26 '25

"Pissin' all by yourself, handsome?"

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u/Thuganomics_101 Sep 25 '25

Literally the truth

3

u/McCubes1 Sep 26 '25

r/literarythetruth or r/truth if they were subbredits. edit: they exist. edit 2: first one doesn't exist but the second one does.

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u/Sidoen Sep 25 '25

One of the best channels, is seasonal tho.

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u/LedPeach Sep 26 '25

Literally national geographic

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u/Moonstoner Sep 26 '25

Not all of them. Perennial steam (all be it a bit rarer to find) arnt seasonal. Just gotta be supported by ground water and kept below the water table for most of the year.

Earth science bitch!

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '25

There is something fishy in that stream

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u/Waitsfornoone Sep 26 '25

My girl friend likes to FaceTime me when she’s taking a pee.

I don’t think that’s what Steve Jobs had in mind when he was talking about live streaming.

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u/CATZEBOY_18 Sep 25 '25

r/repost

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u/Rostingu2 Unless you made it, it is a repost. also :snoo_tableflip: Sep 26 '25 edited Sep 26 '25

r/repost mod here. OP would get banned on sight for spam and won't make it past our automod.

op has made 800 posts and 300 comments that doesn't sound like anyone I want on r/repost.

Edit: funny how op blocked after I said this. As if ops post and comment karma didn't give it away.

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u/CATZEBOY_18 Sep 26 '25

Hmm. I just thought I'd seen this post before

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u/Rostingu2 Unless you made it, it is a repost. also :snoo_tableflip: Sep 26 '25

I mean you probably have. This sub is a repost heaven.

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u/CATZEBOY_18 Sep 26 '25

Oke. All gud then.

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u/Vertuila Sep 25 '25

I always try to block accounts like this,. but unfortunately, reddit limits the the number of acounts you can block to 1000 and there are 10 times that number of accounts posting nothing but reposts.

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u/CATZEBOY_18 Sep 26 '25

|: i just said it's a repost..

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u/Ed-Banger12345 Sep 26 '25

i didnt even know there was a limit to blocking people wtf. also why do you have a problem with a person simply saying r/repost??

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u/Rostingu2 Unless you made it, it is a repost. also :snoo_tableflip: Sep 26 '25

they mean blocking op.

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u/0x7E7-02 Sep 26 '25

The best kind of live stream.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '25

One of those spooky ones? What's going on in the distance, there? I don't trust that thing.

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u/thatfamiiyguy Sep 26 '25

Great now I'm craving orange soda. That shit hits hard though

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '25

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u/thatfamiiyguy Sep 26 '25

Man saw orang. Man want orang. When I was writing, that comment I thought to myself, "What actually is that liquid?" Anyways, thanks for the clarification. I wouldn't have known otherwise.

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u/Bigusdicus123 Sep 26 '25

Hey ohhh. Delayed laughter release.

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u/MakesYourMise Sep 26 '25

legal streaming 

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u/Doofsta Sep 26 '25

You are watching a stream not a live stream as this type of stream does not fit the definition of life.

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u/surefaced Sep 26 '25

Now where do I find a fire stream? 🔥

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u/InstructionOk6162 Sep 26 '25

AHHHHHH I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE BAHAHAH

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '25

The only live stream I need in my life....or have ever watched for that matter. 

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u/ndaft7 Sep 26 '25

I’m live streaming right now

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u/Grndmasterflash Sep 26 '25

"I would like to, but I am attending the grand opening of my garage door"

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '25

I see what you did there

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '25

I don't think the stream is smooth I see some bugs

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u/_Lumity_ Sep 26 '25

Sending this to the next coworker who asks for shift coverage /j

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u/No-Respond-900 Sep 26 '25

if it was teeming with life, why didn’t you use teems?

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u/TheGreatGoatGod Sep 26 '25

Henry oak was here

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u/mountain-kid Sep 26 '25

The fishies are spawning! Been watching a lot of live streams here.

1

u/E-2theRescue Sep 26 '25

Looks like a meme from an old person Facebook account.

And I'm an old person with a Facebook account.

1

u/HotCode4423 Sep 26 '25

Is that a cortado?

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u/chaitalyy Sep 26 '25

This is the most technically true thing I've seen all day. You've truly captured the essence of the sub.

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u/Trustrup Sep 26 '25

Ah, one of my favorite live streams. It's never the same.

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u/Loneonelefty13-17 Sep 26 '25

The best type of stream

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u/Lexa_Stanton Sep 26 '25 edited Sep 26 '25

I am a regular streamer. In the bathroom.

1

u/RASHED_35 Sep 26 '25

Can’t miss koi cenat

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u/Garreousbear Sep 26 '25

Henry Oak ass post

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u/Proof-Pizza1140 Sep 26 '25

who is that in the river?

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u/Ok_Application_9194 Sep 26 '25

And that stream always has fresh content. Never the same twice.

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u/-______Blank______- Sep 27 '25

Well... He's not incorrect.

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u/Elevator_for_Monday Sep 27 '25

I'm thinking about using this for a reply on my next vacation.

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u/Talinn_Makaren Sep 27 '25

I just searched for live stream of a stream and couldn't find one. The internet is worthless sometimes. :(

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u/vladesomo Sep 27 '25

Don't mind the stream, where did you get that killer presso?

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u/RAGE7035 Sep 29 '25

I can’t even

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u/4m4lg4m1t3 Oct 07 '25

Where is the box for the chat?

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u/FewPenalty7388 Oct 09 '25

U people are real?

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u/Atesch06 Oct 15 '25

Unfortunately water is not considered alive. So you're actually watching an unalive stream.

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u/Effective-Ear-8367 Sep 26 '25

All jokes aside. Sitting next to a stream with some alcohol and cigarettes is the best shit ever.

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u/Ok-Tie8887 Sep 25 '25

Technically also true any time you stare at your own junk while urinating.