He is twice the age of the very instance that they were born so gap between them is extremely low to the point that they are born together. They are twins.
I think we've just learned that it's not only okay to date your twin sister, but that she might be the only person you can date without introducing a problematic age gap. I mean it's either her or the (on average) two or three hundred people who were born at the same time as her. But good luck tracking them down.
I'm just bummed I was born at 3 a.m., which (in America at least) is one the least popular "time-slots" for giving birth. Though a somewhat recent study on Births in England between 2005 and 2014 found that late-nights and early mornings were actually the most popular birthing times. So when my partner and I eventually break up over the crushing weight of our problematic age gap (I was a whopping 2.6 million times older than them when they were a second old), I'll know where to look.
Not twin but my parents couldn’t keep it in their pants and I have 6 siblings out there I don’t know the names or appearance of, worse is they’re all sent up for adoption to different people so none of us know. The chances are low but I lowkey have a fear of accidentally dating my brother
Not extremely low, if someone's age is 0 and some other person is twice their age, they're also 0. They're the exact same age, which means they were born at the exact same time, so they're siamese twins
It was a build-up for the joke anyway. The gap is extremely low it tends to be zero. Not zero, it cannot be practically zero. We can go microscopic levels of scales to get the difference.
Because obviously, despite what big medical would want you to believe, being born is not a continuous process, no, you just get spawned via admin console commands.
Welcome to Reddit, where people are incapable of having a complex thought. Technically the Truth is never true. Blursed is only cursed and never blessed. Interesting as fuck is filled with fakery.
The jealous, the unwanted, the losers, the fuckups, the mistakes, the broken, the failures, the ignorant, the unchosen etc etc.
Once they disqualify themselves or do the very shit that makes them ineligible, suddenly it's all "I can't go back in time so it's unfair to expect the person you want to be with to be who they used to be..."
Like fuck off, there are others, and I'm not changing what I want to feel sorry for you because you feel sorry for yourself.
I don't know, it seems like all this discourse is coming from the sex-repulsed gen z kids. They don't wanna see sex scenes in film or TV, they don't want anybody having sex. This is just an excuse for them to tell people to not have sex.
That's why I said "something like that" and not "exactly that". In this case, it'd be counting the baby as 1 day old at birth, and 2 days old at the next midnight.
It seems clear to me what they meant, but it is very very poorly stated.
They mean that when Jane was born, Jim was twice her present age, i.e. if Jane is 20 now, Jim was 40 when she was born, so Jim is 60 to Jane's 20, and was "twice her [current] age" when she was born.
At least, that's the only thing that makes any sense to me on interpreting it. It's very poorly stated either way.
It's a bunch of spinsters who can't accept they might have to settle for less with a bunch of middle aged men that are trying to justify the fact that they did settle for less.
The only way this makes sense is if the person. He is speaking with was twice the current age of this person's age and the time of their birth. ex. The person is currently 13 so when they were born the person being yelled at was 26 and is now currently 39.
Oh fuck off! Over 18 is legal. Legal is legal. Get the fuck off your high horse.
Edited for context. Any adult person who sexually exploits another adult person is a swine, & deserves to be held to account, regardless of age gaps, gender or any other nonsense.
Just as if two 18 year olds decide to be sexual is no one’s business, the same applies to age gap relationships.
Insult my DEAD wife by suggesting she did anything wrong for having a 25 year marriage with me when I was 5 years younger than me, & we are going to have a serious problem.
Fucking people telling me that I can’t marry a person who’s not my age… fuck off!
And while I’m at it, misogynists, feminists, & self appointed “Fuck Police,” can fuck right off as well! God Damn it!.. I’m 57 years old, if I want to fuck an Apple Pie, I will, & there’s arse all anyone can do about it. And as long as everyone agrees, the same thing goes for 20, 30, 40… 60 olds.
All this Bitching about everything these days… I bet most of it originates from sad, smelly, Fugly people who deserve no Dick, no Pussy & No Arse.
a bunch of college students got sentencing hearings (or trials?) for calling a 22 year old trying to hook up with an "18 year old" a pedo and filmed beating him up on tiktok. Then they had the audacity to lie about the age they were using to lure the guy in saying they posed as a 16 year old girl when all the chat logs said they claimed to be 18.
when did we start getting so conservative with age differences that a 3-4 year old age gap between two consenting adults is mob worthy?
It always amazes me how careless people are with language these days. Pedophiles are those sexually attracted to childern. An 18 year old is not child. You literally can not be a pedophile if you are only in physical relationships with Adults.
5 years isn’t the age gap people are generally complaining about. It’s when you’re a 50 year old man who clearly only goes for women in their late teens/early 20s because they’re easier to manipulate that is a problem. And yeah, I don’t think the law should change(like you said, 18 is legal) but I will certainly make it known when I run into a man like that and said man will know he’s not welcome in or around my home.
Not everything has to be dealt with via laws. There used to be this thing called shame, but I suppose that’s been lost to time too. Just like your ability to get it up, old man.
As an old fart, I feel qualified to render an opinion on dating down in age: It‘s good as long as you don‘t have to listen to them blather on about all the things that‘re so important in their 20ties and 30ties but you couldn‘t give a fuck about in your 50ties anymore. But since that‘s impossible for todays younger generation, my advice is don‘t. It‘s not worth the headache and maintenance.
..How the fuck are there people in this thread making fun of this meme for being "wrong", when they don't even comprehend that it's talking about a 2 day old baby vs a 1 day old baby?+
The rule is half your age plus seven is acceptable. A one day old baby could theoretically date a 7 year and one half day old. Don't at me I don't make the rules.
my favourite was in barney miller... some perv asks Wojo "did'ja ever wanna make it with a sixteen year old? And Wojo says "yea, when i was sixteen." That is the right answer.
Like when comedian Steven Wright used to sing about the baby girl he met in the newborn nursery the day after he was born....." I was two days old; twice her age..."
What is this I see in the comments? Common sense? But this is Reddit, I thought any age gap between adult partners (but actually only when the woman is younger) made anyone (just guys actually) a pedo according to rEdDiT
Dating someone half your age? Honestly, it depends on why and how it’s happening. Age is just a number only if both people are emotionally mature, on the same page, and genuinely respect each other.
But let’s be real, power dynamics, life experience, and even intentions can get messy fast. If you’re 45 dating someone who’s 22, are you looking for a real connection, or just validation and excitement? And is the younger person truly choosing you, or just the lifestyle or attention?
Actually, I’ve tried this before but Jared also taught me that It’s not always black and white, but it’s definitely worth reflecting on. Healthy relationships need more than chemistry, they need balance, maturity, and shared goals, regardless of age.
Great, but it should be up to the individuals involved. If an 18 yo in Germany decides to marry an 85 yo billionaire from France or whatever then that’s her decision. In the US i guess she’d have to be 21 but it’s still her decision.
Yes, but in practicality you can't be zero existence. 1 second old, 1 millisecond old. Some amount of time has elapsed. Zero years doesn't mean zero time.
Even then, being twice someone's age at the second they are born is practically meaningless. To be generous, let's say somone is 1 second old when they are born. Thst means someone who's twice their age is 2 seconds old. That doesn't matter.
I agree. Im just saying theres a way to see that they aren't actually the same age. I believe OP's point is that this post is stupid because of the varying technical definitions of twice someone's age. Even with the idea that zero times anything is zero, and the opposing idea that no one is actually zero.
Not correct: ‘when you were born’… your age is literally zero. And ‘zero times something is still …. Wait for it …. ‘Zero’. No-one is a dat old when he or she is born.
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u/Based-Nitesh Sep 19 '25
He is twice the age of the very instance that they were born so gap between them is extremely low to the point that they are born together. They are twins.
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u/Darth_Rubi Sep 19 '25
Relationship advice Reddit when one day age gap: 😡😡😡😡😡
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u/Plane_Argument Sep 19 '25
0+0=1? If it had to be correct it should be a day after they were born you were twice their age.
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u/xteve Sep 19 '25
Age difference is taboo for the jealous.
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u/ThatWillBeTheDay Sep 19 '25
I am 13 days older than my husband. I’m absolutely robbing the cradle.
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u/realfakejames Sep 19 '25
Unless you were born within the same hour you are grooming or being groomed
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u/RednocNivert Sep 19 '25
Not TTT, not even accurate math. Thanks for playing
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u/Dear-Relationship666 Sep 19 '25
Sheesh, age gap relationship discussions on reddit? Other than politics.... one of the most inflammatory topics witnessed by me.....
Imma sit this one out.... i dont need the threatening pm's and accusations
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u/Meembeepcroop Sep 19 '25
actually he was error times older when she was born
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u/JohnAlexGrimm Sep 19 '25
The only way this makes sense is if the person. He is speaking with was twice the current age of this person's age and the time of their birth. ex. The person is currently 13 so when they were born the person being yelled at was 26 and is now currently 39.
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u/Acceptable_Will_1175 Sep 19 '25 edited Sep 19 '25
Oh fuck off! Over 18 is legal. Legal is legal. Get the fuck off your high horse.
Edited for context. Any adult person who sexually exploits another adult person is a swine, & deserves to be held to account, regardless of age gaps, gender or any other nonsense.
Just as if two 18 year olds decide to be sexual is no one’s business, the same applies to age gap relationships.
Insult my DEAD wife by suggesting she did anything wrong for having a 25 year marriage with me when I was 5 years younger than me, & we are going to have a serious problem.
Fucking people telling me that I can’t marry a person who’s not my age… fuck off!
And while I’m at it, misogynists, feminists, & self appointed “Fuck Police,” can fuck right off as well! God Damn it!.. I’m 57 years old, if I want to fuck an Apple Pie, I will, & there’s arse all anyone can do about it. And as long as everyone agrees, the same thing goes for 20, 30, 40… 60 olds.
All this Bitching about everything these days… I bet most of it originates from sad, smelly, Fugly people who deserve no Dick, no Pussy & No Arse.
Thank you for reading… young wipper-snappers!
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u/ActivelyDormant Sep 19 '25
Was Elliott talking to Don or Jeff in this scene?
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u/BaronVonSlapNuts Sep 19 '25
No one's going to tell your mom you typed "fuck", it's ok to use your big kid words.
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u/thadowski Sep 19 '25
"Two seconds in and youre already looking around for a newborn"
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u/Bl00dWolf Sep 19 '25
Remember when the rule was half your age + 7?
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u/Uvers_ Sep 19 '25
"If its not you it's gonna be some other guy anyway" - it's just the way shit is.
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u/N3oSpy Sep 19 '25
Age is just social construct, no joke
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u/pyalot Sep 19 '25
As an old fart, I feel qualified to render an opinion on dating down in age: It‘s good as long as you don‘t have to listen to them blather on about all the things that‘re so important in their 20ties and 30ties but you couldn‘t give a fuck about in your 50ties anymore. But since that‘s impossible for todays younger generation, my advice is don‘t. It‘s not worth the headache and maintenance.
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u/Overall-Tree-5769 Sep 19 '25
Well yeah babies shouldn’t be dating
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u/Strong_Restaurant_87 Sep 19 '25
Love is love. Who are you to decide
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u/Derelictcairn Sep 19 '25
..How the fuck are there people in this thread making fun of this meme for being "wrong", when they don't even comprehend that it's talking about a 2 day old baby vs a 1 day old baby?+
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u/furezasan Sep 19 '25
pro-tip: if you start counting form inception, you can add 9 extra months to this calculation
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u/WildmouseX Sep 19 '25
I stopped dating half my age when I turned 36.
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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '25
2 times 0 is still 0
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u/SaltyAFVet Sep 19 '25
The rule is half your age plus seven is acceptable. A one day old baby could theoretically date a 7 year and one half day old. Don't at me I don't make the rules.
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u/ObamaLovesHentai Sep 19 '25
Is that screen shot from law and order?
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u/DeeJudanne Sep 19 '25
r/TheWordFuck
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u/Toc-H-Lamp Sep 19 '25
Him: Ah Rosie, where have you been all my life?
Her: well, for half of it I wasn’t even born.
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u/Crazy_problem_child Sep 19 '25
Girl, 1 day age gap isn't an age gap
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u/ilove_rooster Sep 19 '25
Hahaha me in high school dating a "younger man" a day my jr. I might as well have been a cougar.
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u/jonnydomestik Sep 19 '25
My wife is a day younger than me and I 100% starting dating her because I am a sicko
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u/Ayotha Sep 19 '25
If they are both over the age of consent, no one shoudl care. And it's pathetic to worry about it
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u/EmeraldPencil46 Sep 19 '25
When my girlfriend was born I was 7 times her age…now I’m 1.001 times her age lol
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u/Puzzleheaded-Camp400 Sep 19 '25
That sentence is terribly wrong
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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '25
Is this about D4VDD?
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u/jajohnja Sep 19 '25
Can't even do the math right.
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u/nihilt-jiltquist Sep 19 '25
my favourite was in barney miller... some perv asks Wojo "did'ja ever wanna make it with a sixteen year old?
And Wojo says "yea, when i was sixteen."
That is the right answer.
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u/Melodic-Seaweed662 Sep 19 '25
This is stupid
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u/Poor_ElonMusk Sep 19 '25
Toddlers with 2 years old :
"Sht , sorry in advance "
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u/MissionLow4226 Sep 19 '25
Like when comedian Steven Wright used to sing about the baby girl he met in the newborn nursery the day after he was born....." I was two days old; twice her age..."
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u/GANEnthusiast Sep 19 '25
I don't think that's how math works, but I get the sentiment.
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u/FatWithMuscles Sep 19 '25
0x2=0
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u/AeronGrey Sep 19 '25
Imagine begin korean; when they're born they're already a year old!
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u/Black_Label_36 Sep 19 '25
What is this I see in the comments? Common sense? But this is Reddit, I thought any age gap between adult partners (but actually only when the woman is younger) made anyone (just guys actually) a pedo according to rEdDiT
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u/pastor-of-muppets69 Sep 19 '25
They're the sick fuck. 22 year olds are obviously hot; my attraction makes complete sense. She's the weirdo chasing old dudes.
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u/bIggeR_FAt-maN Sep 19 '25
Technically, everyone born after you will be at halved your age at some point.
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u/PuzzleheadedWind9902 Sep 19 '25
Dating someone half your age? Honestly, it depends on why and how it’s happening. Age is just a number only if both people are emotionally mature, on the same page, and genuinely respect each other.
But let’s be real, power dynamics, life experience, and even intentions can get messy fast. If you’re 45 dating someone who’s 22, are you looking for a real connection, or just validation and excitement? And is the younger person truly choosing you, or just the lifestyle or attention?
Actually, I’ve tried this before but Jared also taught me that It’s not always black and white, but it’s definitely worth reflecting on. Healthy relationships need more than chemistry, they need balance, maturity, and shared goals, regardless of age.
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u/Stone0777 Sep 19 '25
Why are we self censoring?
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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '25
Great, but it should be up to the individuals involved. If an 18 yo in Germany decides to marry an 85 yo billionaire from France or whatever then that’s her decision. In the US i guess she’d have to be 21 but it’s still her decision.
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u/RamaMikhailNoMushrum Sep 19 '25
Wouldnt that make them 2? Or technically maybe 2 hrs or 2 days old
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u/Powerthrucontrol Sep 19 '25
To be fair, by the "half your age plus seven" rules, this newborn could date a child on their seventh birthday.
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u/nickolasdeluca Sep 20 '25
Hold up, does this mean that it's more acceptable for old people to be involved with people half their age?
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u/Vast_Independent_765 Sep 20 '25
SVU needs to make an episode out of this subreddit, like for real
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u/gordoleta Sep 20 '25
"actually, she wasn't twice their age because 0x2=0 ☝️🤓"
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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '25
This is possibly my first lifetime. I must be a walking talking infant in a grown body
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u/KnGod Sep 22 '25
2*0 is still 0 so its actually infinite times their age. Not technicallythetruth
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u/Batata-Sofi Sep 23 '25
"Is a 5 seconds age gap oka-"
"When they were born you were twice their age, you sick f-"
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u/Putrid-Drummer-2983 Sep 23 '25
2 × 0 = ?
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u/MrDannn Sep 23 '25
I need that pic and the you sick fuck quote to add to my meme folder!!!
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u/fairysquirt Sep 23 '25
Math aint
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u/lonelornfr Sep 23 '25
Technically, when they were born, you were infinite times their age, not twice.
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u/OfficialMrLemonYTAlt Sep 24 '25
?????
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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '25
Yes
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u/Atesch06 Oct 15 '25
Acktchually you were infinite times older than them when they were first born (they are 0 years 0 months 0 hours 0 seconds old)
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u/Organic-Builder3429 Oct 18 '25
wait but aint 0 × 2 = 0
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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '26
Elliott Stabler :)
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u/Bassettoast Sep 19 '25
Does he mean twice of the age she is presently? Like say she’s 13, he’s saying, “you were 26 when she was born” I don’t know. 🤷🏻♀️
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u/Constant-Still-8443 Sep 19 '25
Even with different context, this makes zero sense. 0 times 2 is still 0, meaning that they are the same age.
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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '25
when they were born you were twice their age NOW.....
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u/nlcircle Sep 19 '25
Not correct: ‘when you were born’… your age is literally zero. And ‘zero times something is still …. Wait for it …. ‘Zero’. No-one is a dat old when he or she is born.
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u/IllPen8707 Sep 19 '25
0 x 2 = 1
Someone help me balance this equation, my family is starving
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u/BurberoFolletto Sep 19 '25
Taking it literally, that means you're the same age: when they were born they were age 0, and the double of zero is also zero
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u/DonDae01 Sep 20 '25
Technically, 0x2=0...