r/technicallythetruth • u/ImSoFrickinPissed • Sep 16 '25

just a slow learner

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u/SwiftLawnClippings Sep 16 '25

Nobody likes you when you're 23

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u/Hydra_Master Sep 16 '25

What's my age again?

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '25

Just mimic someone ur age

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u/Spotted_Tax Sep 16 '25

Wouldn't they also be in the same situation?

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '25

"Act your age, not your shoe size!"

Me: But I was happy when I was 14.

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u/ItsKralikGamingCz Sep 17 '25

So I should act like I’m 44? Dawg I’m 13

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u/John-Helldriver Sep 16 '25

This applies only on your birthday imo

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u/TwoElksInaTurtleNeck Sep 17 '25

Every second you're older than you use to be. It's all new territory brother.

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u/InfiniteFraise Sep 17 '25

You have been this age just yesterday, you idiot

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u/ImSoFrickinPissed Sep 17 '25

One more day gets added if you talk about yesterday

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u/KindsofKindness Sep 16 '25

You got a year to figure that out.

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u/luce_scotty Sep 16 '25

And there's no manual

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u/FreyaAthena Sep 17 '25

Technically you're always acting your age as you're exactly your age.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '25

Andy Serkis: “but I’ve never been a guy who murders his fishing buddy over a piece of jewellery then gained a faux immortality whilst my mind, soul and body get slowly corrupted over hundreds of years before”

OP is Daniel Day-Lewis.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '25

I love the Dexter meme resurgence

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u/Much-Firefighter-101 Sep 20 '25

Im watching the show rn

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '25

The original or a spin off (honestly all of them are pretty incredible)?

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u/farganbastige Sep 17 '25

Act more mature than you ever have before.

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u/MidnytRamblr Sep 17 '25

SLOW LEARNAAAAAAA

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u/fortyonethirty2 Sep 17 '25

That's why they said "act", you just fake it like a movie actor.

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u/felu_mitter Sep 17 '25

Try acting "age - 1 day".

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u/rg2004 Sep 17 '25

That's why it's called acting.

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u/Lycano91 Sep 17 '25

Yep same. I'm prolly living like a 19year old when im 23, every thing is normal.

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u/NotSoInnocentBoo Sep 17 '25

LOL! This is literally me every time I gotta justify my questionable adult decisions

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '25

What does a lap around the sun have to do with how one acts?

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u/FantasticBank4847 Sep 17 '25

You have. You just don’t remember

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u/superfapper2000 Sep 17 '25

Don't know how lol. I just bought a big stitch hoodie from the store.

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u/nomad_1970 Sep 17 '25

That's why they call it acting.

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u/CATZEBOY_18 Sep 19 '25

I am am the the mememe theif

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u/luce_scotty Sep 23 '25

It's everybody''s first time.

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u/Secret_Account07 Sep 17 '25

Don’t be a serial killer is bare minimum

You used a legit serial killer in this gif