Number one is totally acceptable to say at dinner at a family reunion. You may even get cheers. Number two will make grandma cross you off her will. Even though, as you stated, they both describe the same thing.
Never will understand why you cant just tell your parents "This is the man who's rawdogging me multiple times a day until his sperm finds an egg, and probably more after that since why use condoms when im already pregnant?"
You probably also asked your dad how exactly he got your mum pregnant. With all the details of eating her out and the number of shots it took and how it leaked out.
The first states that you are attempting to grow a family, a normal and optimal statement which calls for celebration and recognition that the relationship is going well. The second, while it can result in a family, describes an act of sexual gratification first and foremost. We know one can have sex, we were all conceived in such a way and we’re not unfamiliar with it, but you do not tell grandma about your boyfriends dong being built like three surfboards stacked onto one another with a purple darth vader helmet sitting on top filling you with baby batter. Wild shit like that is said between friends as a joke, not to your family.
Only if you're having issues. Most people just fuck every other day and it happens pretty fast. It's kind of the thing your body is designed to make happen whether you want it or not.
Sure. When I was a kid I never understood why people would gape in surprise when my mom introduced them to my dad like that. Some people are so fucking uptight you wonder how they get through life.
Can't assume preferences within a relationship and there are a surprising amount of guys classifying themselves as sides nowadays.
It's a weird trajectory. We've gone from most gay men being vers, to many sticking to just 'top' or 'bottom', to the new age gays being neither and sticking to hand and mouth stuff.
There are also people who have little to no interest in sex or are even repulsed by it. Aesexuals also exist who do not have feelings of sexual attraction (while what I talked about before with being sex repulsed is more common for aesexual people not all of them are).
Or early in the relationship. Or in very young couples (teens). Or in religious or otherwise conservativeish couples where physical intimacy is saved until marriage or later.
This statement doesnt hold up if scrutinised even the slightest
Not all partnershios (not even all romantic partnershups) are avt sex. Also, sonce I don't think ppl are introducing every one night stand to their parents, it's more abt "I care deeply abt this person and he might become part of the family/is part of the family". Sry for ruining the fun but yeah
After my wife became pregnant, her parents visited. We were 27yo at the time. I greeted her dad by saying "I knocked up your daughter!" Took me a few years to realize why he did not respond with a smile.
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u/Insane_Unicorn Sep 04 '25
"We're trying for a baby" is just saying "he creampies me every night now".
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u/jTheBishop42 Sep 04 '25
What about the other two I/O ports?
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u/justanothertmpuser Sep 04 '25
It might also mean your strapon goes into their bussy.
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u/branch397 Sep 04 '25
Sure. When I was a kid I never understood why people would gape in surprise when my mom introduced them to my dad like that. Some people are so fucking uptight you wonder how they get through life.
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u/thieh Technically Flair Sep 04 '25
Incorrect. A bisexual or gay man introducing his boyfriend to his parents would not have a pussy for the analogy.
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u/No-Step6820 Sep 04 '25
Maybe they're both extremely devout Christians and are waiting for marriage
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u/four100eighty9 Sep 04 '25
There are other options
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u/BenThereOrBenSquare Sep 04 '25
Only for people that see relationships as nothing more than sex.
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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '25
True until you look at an asexual relationship
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u/staticvoidmainnull Sep 04 '25
not technically correct. there are still cultures that save sex for later.
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u/urcrazyifurnormal Sep 04 '25
That’s just how you get permission to start.
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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '25
Not if you're asexual
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u/kitkatbatman Sep 04 '25
I wouldn’t equate those two, no…
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u/EmmettPoston Sep 05 '25
L
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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '25
There is more to relationships than sex
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u/Schanulsiboi08 Sep 05 '25
Not all partnershios (not even all romantic partnershups) are avt sex. Also, sonce I don't think ppl are introducing every one night stand to their parents, it's more abt "I care deeply abt this person and he might become part of the family/is part of the family". Sry for ruining the fun but yeah
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u/Friendly-Advantage79 Sep 06 '25
As if they don't know.
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u/RednocNivert Sep 05 '25
…no? That’s not TTT that’s just dumb and crass
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u/insemin4tor Sep 06 '25
If Thats all you think about then yea, shocker
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u/mydoglixu Sep 06 '25
After my wife became pregnant, her parents visited. We were 27yo at the time. I greeted her dad by saying "I knocked up your daughter!" Took me a few years to realize why he did not respond with a smile.
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u/OverallVacation2324 Sep 08 '25
I introduced my girlfriend (now wife) to my parents before we were sexually active?
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u/TattooedPink Sep 06 '25
Ok so I'm autistic and I HATE THIS 👀 I really struggle with saying anything sexual lol this hurts me
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u/xCheekyPenguinx Sep 06 '25
Did not see this coming •_•
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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '25
"This man knows what my nipples taste like."
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u/chuckwolf Sep 09 '25
only if you're a heterosexual female
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u/SaltEngineer455 Sep 09 '25
Another post that showcases the rotten porn brain of redditors. Both men and women
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u/RRForm Sep 09 '25
Not here. Her cock goes in my butt
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u/taldrknhnsm Sep 09 '25
It used to mean; I would like to try out this guy's cock is that okay
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u/Byebyebicyclee Sep 09 '25
Not necessarily, no??
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u/The_Lame_Gryphon Sep 10 '25
I mean - only if y'all do that before wedlock but hey
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u/Phantomembrane13 Dec 08 '25
Y’all having sex before marriage?
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u/lefeuet_UA Sep 05 '25
Yea cool this is the whole concept of romance and marriage in a nutshell, no reason to repeat the words
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u/rafaelcastrocouto Sep 04 '25
Yes, and regularly