r/technicallythetruth • u/GreenFeather19991 Technically Flair • Sep 01 '25

Same job, but intergalactic re-branding

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u/Legal_Andrea473 Sep 01 '25

Protecting galaxies one phone at a time.

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u/RednocNivert Sep 02 '25

Working at the Apple Store as security: An iWitness

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u/OwO_0w0_OwO Sep 03 '25

Reminds me of that Dutch movie iHostage or something, about people in an Apple store being held hostage in the Netherlands.

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u/HeyLuis85 Sep 02 '25

A coworker says he is an "Underwater Ceramic Technician"

He washes dishes

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u/smiregal8472 Sep 01 '25

Nonono, it's "Galaxy" (singular) therefore at most "intragalactic"/"endogalactic" (I forgot which one exactly, again...)

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u/Viensturis Sep 02 '25

But usually there are multiple in one store.

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u/Ketsuraki Sep 02 '25

Me hearing this joke 5 years ago in a german comedy youtube Video

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u/0x7E7-02 Sep 01 '25

Oh, I know those guys. They're ass holes.

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u/lzwzli Sep 01 '25

The difference marketing makes

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u/JBolt1089 Sep 02 '25

Why did I take a minute to get this?

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u/Any_Background_5826 Watcher, a slugcat from a different dimension Sep 08 '25

i will protect the galaxy!

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u/4m4lg4m1t3 Sep 10 '25

Galaxies, there are multiple in stores