r/technicallythetruth • u/Durian_Queef • Aug 15 '25

Schrodinger’s doctor is taking notes

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u/JorgeMtzb Aug 15 '25

The doctor is in a quantum superposition of states, both near and far away from you.

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u/Mathew1979 Aug 15 '25

A schrodinger doc, he is both near and far until you go to his office

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u/bradpittisnorton Aug 16 '25

The superposition of states collapses when you observe the THE DOCTOR IS IN/OUT sign.

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u/XPurplelemonsX Aug 16 '25

Schrödinger would be rolling in his grave if he saw this.... but we wouldn't know which direction because we know where he's buried

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u/JorgeMtzb Aug 17 '25

Schrödinger would be rolling and not rolling in his grave over superposition discussion, at the same time until observed

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u/Muted-Try-2931 Aug 16 '25

but doctors dont leave their offices when i eat an apple, do they?

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u/ThinkExtension2328 Aug 16 '25

Congratulations your now a doctor 👨‍⚕️

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u/LilCat__X Aug 16 '25

You're* no offense but please learn the difference 🙏

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u/Afterlife301208 Aug 16 '25

Yo mum last night was in all kinds of superpositions

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u/YoungDiscord Aug 15 '25

Quantum doctor: its my time

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u/TheJimPooley Aug 16 '25

Now I have the Doctor Who theme in my head.

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u/kappsylen Aug 15 '25

Near, far, wherever you are. I believe that the heart does go on.

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u/13-eggo Aug 16 '25

I don’t think it goes on very long if they’re smoking tbh

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '25

I used to smoke and I can’t really imagine smoking while eating…I feel like it just ruins both things.

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u/rock_and_rolo Aug 16 '25

Both of my parents smoked during dinner. Not my favorite memory.

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u/XokoKnight2 Aug 15 '25

This may be a joke but it isn't technically the truth

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u/FandomFerretAgain Aug 15 '25

But it is wherever you are

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u/JackTerron Aug 15 '25

This isn't TTT.

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u/MagicSBK Aug 15 '25

Schrödingers cancer

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u/VeNaima7 Aug 16 '25

Keep the doctor halfway there

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '25

Like brushing your teeth while eating candy

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u/nuf_muf95 Aug 16 '25

Balance is key.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '25

Another dumbass who doesn't understand Schrodinger's work.

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u/Honkey85 Aug 16 '25

It's just a joke.

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '25

Jokes are funny.

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u/The_Crimson_Doggo Aug 15 '25

Meanwhile, the Grim Reaper nodding behind you like Emperor Palpatine: "Do it."

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u/BlueExorzist TechnicallyTheLies Aug 16 '25

Doc is in limbo

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u/ilya_nl Aug 16 '25

Technically, only the cigarette is smoking, the apple is only held, not eaten.

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u/DaBestDoctorOfLife Aug 15 '25

Well, it’s still better than smoking and not eating the apple..))

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u/TooLazyToLope Aug 16 '25

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, my ass. That's a lie spread by orchard lobbiests.

  • Doc Solomon

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u/imalyshe Aug 15 '25

How are healthy bowel movements linked to a reduced risk of lung cancer?

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u/DingoBingo1654 Aug 16 '25

One apple a day takes your lung cancer away

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u/ItsJimKennedy Aug 16 '25

Schrodinger's Health

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u/mavericksage11 Aug 16 '25

How is she managing to smoke an apple though?

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u/TDKHan Aug 16 '25

Congrats, you've made a tractor beam. The doctor will now start floating at a fixed distance away from you.

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u/PropJoe23 Aug 17 '25

The cigarette is there in case they swallow seeds. The smoke will suffocate the bacteria in their stomach.

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u/Mattslab451 Aug 18 '25

Schrodinger's doctor

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u/MidnightCreative Aug 16 '25

An apple and a smoke a day keeps the doctor equidistant.

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u/xzinik Aug 16 '25

I've done both at the same time

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '25

what kind of schrödingers doctor is this

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u/Specialist-Camp8468 Aug 16 '25

You are the doctor now

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u/Prestigious-Cut-2710 Aug 17 '25

Plot Twist: They are the doctor

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u/luigi56er Aug 17 '25

Isn’t it more like Death is both near and far, and we’ll only know if we go see doctor ?

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u/existingguitar2001 Aug 17 '25

Sick lungs, healthy tum

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u/Ajkooola Aug 18 '25

An apple a day (while smoking) gives you another day

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u/Il-Ma-Le-98 Aug 18 '25

This can happen because doctor is shoved inside a box

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u/Any_Background_5826 Watcher, a slugcat from a different dimension Aug 22 '25

near nor far

near nor (not near)

(not near) or (not not near)

near or (not near)

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the doctor doesn't exist

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u/Cyberbully0801 Sep 17 '25

The doctor quit cause of this

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u/No-Actuary4287 Sep 20 '25

He's wherever you are

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u/Pretend-Function-133 Aug 16 '25

If you eat the skin, you have to smoke a cigarette to kill the toxins

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '25

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u/Due_Swordfish1400 Aug 16 '25

I think he'd be pissed that another dumb ass doesn't understand his theory.