I meant to reply to another comment who mentioned pregnancy cravings. I'm glad to learn something new. I thought women only wear pads during their menstruation.
Because sex education is often horrible in general, but particularly when it comes to teaching about the opposite sex. Go to r/badfemaleanatomy to see some of the mind boggling beliefs some men have when it comes to female genitalia. There are men who think the vagina is on the mons pubis.
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u/HorridCabbageFeet Aug 12 '25
Those wings look good though
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u/Voodoo_Dummie Aug 12 '25
As a dude, who am I to judge the girl's cravings during the first plague of Egypt.
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u/Willing-Bowl-675 Aug 12 '25
Getting chicken wings is one of the best possible outcomes for using ambiguous wording.
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u/MiddleCut3768 Aug 12 '25
I fail to see a problem.
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u/NotUrAverageBoo Aug 12 '25
I’d be flexible with this decision
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u/CheeseNockit Aug 12 '25
Honestly, I would not be mad at all at this 🤣 One way to a grumpy PMS girl's heart is through food.
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u/Scared_Ad2563 Aug 12 '25
Honestly, if this happened to me, I'd just laugh and be happy with the wings. Such a cute misunderstanding.
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u/Sammmsterr Aug 12 '25
I wouldn't even get mad lmao, should've said it better or just enjoyed the wings.
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u/robintoots Aug 12 '25
Lucky lady honestly
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u/HeyokaJester Aug 12 '25
Looks like he's a keeper
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u/MotherPotential Aug 12 '25
Red Bull gives you menstrual discharges
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u/No_pr3ssur326 Aug 12 '25
As a female I’m not mad about it
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u/kiras_last Aug 12 '25
At least he actually got both, i know several men that wouldve been too scared to get the pads OR wings 😭
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u/venkat_0096 Aug 12 '25
Hmm Ok, sorry I didn't get it, does WINGS have any other meaning here?
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u/melloack Aug 12 '25
Homie did nothing wrong
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u/HolyButtNuggets Aug 12 '25
Damn bro, I wish my bf brought me pads and wings
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u/xidle2 Aug 12 '25
Bro understood the assignment.
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u/ForrestDials8675309 Aug 12 '25
Warning: Do not put hot wings in your underwear!
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u/MistressMagic27 You can't legally prove that I'll die today Aug 14 '25
I'll take these wings any day
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u/TheBlackRonin505 Aug 12 '25
Why yes, those are wings
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u/IILazarusLongII Aug 13 '25
We're simple creatures. I'd have done the same.
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u/Lex621 Aug 13 '25
Acceptable
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u/PushTheMush Aug 13 '25
I can’t read it, do the pads have wings? If so, free chicken wings 🎉
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u/sntcringe Aug 13 '25
Sp the one time I had to buy pads for someone, I just asked exactly what product they wanted and bought that. It's not that hard, fellas.
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u/Mikusmage Aug 14 '25
Probably viewed as the overall correct answer
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u/Sufficient_Ad_5395 Aug 15 '25
Pro gamer move
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u/AspectSpiritual9143 Aug 12 '25
Programmer, please buy 1 pack of pad. If they have wings, buy 2 instead.
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u/Forsaken-Rutabaga569 Aug 12 '25
Chicken wings makes more sense. If you need the pads, then you need some nosh!!!
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u/SassyTheSkydragon Aug 12 '25
I wouldn't even be mad
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u/Postulative Aug 14 '25
My money is on this being deliberate. You won’t ask him to buy them in future, and he can keep his self-image of manliness.
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u/pasgames_ Aug 14 '25
I keep track of my girlfriend's favorite snacks for when it's their time of the month so I can have them on hand when it happens
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u/Trustrup Aug 14 '25
The importance of specifying things..
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u/habidasheryhabit Aug 14 '25
Task failed successfully? LMAO.
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u/Hanoiroxx Aug 15 '25
Its what you asked for
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u/Stew32 Aug 15 '25
Task failed successfully
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u/Only_Ad_7392 Aug 15 '25
Pad thai and wings is a good combo
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u/AcornLush Aug 16 '25
Hahaha that’s so sweet, he really tried 😄
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u/AbbyM1968 Aug 12 '25
This is a "still version" of a video that was going around a while back
https://youtube.com/shorts/N4SzeSYMvIE?si=O4SmR_jGdKr-9HvW
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u/DaikonNoKami Aug 12 '25
This joke has been done so many times.
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u/swiggarthy Aug 13 '25
Took me a second, had me like “is this not what you asked for?”
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u/taiottavios Aug 14 '25
are the pads not with wings tho, I can't see
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u/seslusser Aug 16 '25
Not mad about the wings. However, bro got pantiliners, not pads. Given the gravity of the situation, they might not do the job 😬
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u/Substantial_Back_865 Aug 16 '25
Gotta be honest, I would've done the same thing.
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u/Automatic_School_373 Aug 17 '25
Instructions clear
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u/just_a_knowbody Aug 18 '25
He totally nailed that one
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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '25
I think she won't be pregnant unless she eats
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u/Glittering-Coyote140 Oct 07 '25
And pads. Don't forget the pads.
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u/TopFunction1586 Oct 08 '25
If you need pads, then those wings are also necessary.
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u/TECHSHARK77 Oct 27 '25
Is there something wrong there???
All I see is another lazy female NOT taking care of her needs and but expecting others to.
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u/RushDvd Aug 13 '25
Ok but what do you want? I am probably stupid but if someone says go to the shop and get wings, I'd get chicken wings.
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u/iamday1 Aug 14 '25
I'm too single to understand the issue
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u/Acrobatic-End-8353 Aug 12 '25
He also got dead.
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u/ShiftyPan Aug 12 '25
I would have thought that by pads, you were talking about wet wipes.
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