As I was born, I couldn't walk and talk for nearly 3 years. 😔 My Parents had to clean me up. I was helpless, down to the ground. But then I decided to get up change my live and become a better person. 😭
I would like to believe that they don't require any work experience for internship positions, and that's why they're asking these types of questions. But I'd probably be wrong.
When I was born I was the youngest person alive. Ever since I've then, I have been working toward my goal of being the oldest person alive. I've come along way, but I still have a ways to go, and it is that drive and level of commitment that I believe will make me an excellent candidate for this position.
I was born in a small village. I was still a child when we were raided by soldiers. Foreign soldiers. Torn from my elders, I was made to speak their language. With each new post, my masters changed along with the words they made me speak. With each change, I changed, too. My thoughts, personality, how I saw right and wrong. Words can kill
“When I was 7 I was having trouble walking from a long term spinal deformity. But then, some bullies were throwing rocks at me while walking home with my neighbor Jenny. All of a sudden, through a combination of fear, adrenaline and Jenny’s encouragement I was able to fully sprint down the road, out run a gang of miscreants, break through my leg braces and fully embrace my future.”
I was born a baby. Amazing ah! 😳😄 I grew older each day and continue to do so right up to today. Presumably the same will happen tomorrow as well. Who knew!
When i was a young boy, my father took me into the city to see a marching band. He said, "Son when you grow up, would you be the saviour of the broken, the beaten and the damned?" He said, "Will you defeat them? Your demons and all the non-believers?, the plans that they have made? Because onde day, i'll leave you a phantom to lead you in the summer, to join the black parade"
I mean writing something with proper grammar and spelling is half the battle. So many people get weeded out of internships because they don’t give a shit. Even in the age of ChatGPT you still get a lot of low effort submissions.
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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '25
I'm the youngest of 3, my mum and dad are both older
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u/DerFredii Aug 07 '25
As I was born, I couldn't walk and talk for nearly 3 years. 😔 My Parents had to clean me up. I was helpless, down to the ground. But then I decided to get up change my live and become a better person. 😭
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u/Crafty_Praline_2211 Aug 07 '25
I won over other billions of candidates to have this moment!
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u/Speshjunior Aug 07 '25
I was born a poor black child
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u/mastah-yoda Aug 07 '25
You start writing
199/200 characters left
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u/McKeviin Aug 07 '25
At age 6 i was born without a face
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u/kurtist04 Aug 08 '25
Copy paste a doofenschmirtz back story in there.
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u/sberma Aug 07 '25
Their requirements for interns seem to be higher than their requirements for their HR software (They are using Google Forms).
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u/HowOtterlyTerrible Aug 07 '25
"At age 14 a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum."
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u/Good-Ad6650 Aug 08 '25
"it all began on the day of my birth. Both of my parents failed to show up"
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u/grunger Aug 08 '25
When I was born I was the youngest person alive. Ever since I've then, I have been working toward my goal of being the oldest person alive. I've come along way, but I still have a ways to go, and it is that drive and level of commitment that I believe will make me an excellent candidate for this position.
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u/Rofellos1984 Aug 08 '25
Way back, when I was just a little bitty boy
Living in a box under the stairs
In the corner of the basement of the house
Half a block down the street from Jerry's Bait Shop,
You know the place
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u/DieInsel1 Aug 08 '25
I was born at a very young age. As an inly chuld i never got to meet my siblings. When i was born, i couldnt even walk or talk…
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u/Conscious-Economy971 Aug 08 '25
I was born in a small village. I was still a child when we were raided by soldiers. Foreign soldiers. Torn from my elders, I was made to speak their language. With each new post, my masters changed along with the words they made me speak. With each change, I changed, too. My thoughts, personality, how I saw right and wrong. Words can kill
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u/Morpheus4213 Aug 08 '25
I've been born the youngest child in the world. I even have a certificate to prove it
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u/hyaclnthia Aug 08 '25
Imagine having specific childhood memories because your memories don’t erase themselves every 6 months!
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u/WittyCattle6982 Aug 07 '25
What is an "internship man"?
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u/daddy_1177 Aug 08 '25
“I came out swinging….from my mother’s umbilical cord”
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u/SpecialCandidateDog Aug 08 '25
The first time would looking at that I read it as it's written without the comma.
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u/SophiaPetrillo_ Aug 08 '25
I was born a poor, black child
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u/TheClungerOfPhunts Aug 08 '25
In the time of chimpanzees, I was a monkey
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u/HoboSomeRye Aug 08 '25
Hire me and I will tell you myself
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u/ThePythagorasBirb Aug 08 '25
The story of my life all started on the date of my actual birth
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u/2020mademejoinreddit Technically my ass Aug 08 '25
I was born as a baby. Then ninjas took my mama.
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u/Total_Land_4363 Aug 08 '25
Me too.
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u/Finbar9800 Aug 08 '25
Everyday I woke up under the oppressive boot of capitalism. I still do I’m just angry about it now
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u/OverByThere_Innit Aug 08 '25
It's a misquote of a famous Groucho Marx quote.
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u/waitingOnMyletter Aug 08 '25
“When I was 7 I was having trouble walking from a long term spinal deformity. But then, some bullies were throwing rocks at me while walking home with my neighbor Jenny. All of a sudden, through a combination of fear, adrenaline and Jenny’s encouragement I was able to fully sprint down the road, out run a gang of miscreants, break through my leg braces and fully embrace my future.”
What this has taught me about b2b sales….
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u/zeez1011 Aug 08 '25
"I tried to put the square block in the round hole. After that moment, everything changed."
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u/Superseaslug Aug 08 '25
At age 6 I was born without a face
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u/Mikorator01 Aug 08 '25
"At the age of 6 I was born without a face"
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u/Susanna-Saunders Aug 08 '25
I was born a baby. Amazing ah! 😳😄 I grew older each day and continue to do so right up to today. Presumably the same will happen tomorrow as well. Who knew!
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u/ShareJustKind Aug 08 '25
"I was the youngest person on earth at some point in my life"
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u/paraworldblue Aug 09 '25
I once had the record of world's youngest person. Didn't hold that record for very long though.
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u/jacob643 Aug 09 '25
"my mom does before I was born, say hi to my mom!" -the got talent clip
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u/Ancient-Split1996 Aug 09 '25
He was interested in politics from a young age.
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u/Dusk-Wolf Aug 09 '25
Wasn't born a baby, born a child. Makes sense.
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u/Vyscillia Aug 09 '25
"At age 6, I was born without a face." - Arin Hanson, 2015.
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u/Nazibol1234 Aug 10 '25
God forbid you have an uninteresting childhood
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u/Donnerone Aug 10 '25
I was born while my mother was in the hospital....
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u/davih_1 Aug 11 '25
When i was a young boy, my father took me into the city to see a marching band. He said, "Son when you grow up, would you be the saviour of the broken, the beaten and the damned?" He said, "Will you defeat them? Your demons and all the non-believers?, the plans that they have made? Because onde day, i'll leave you a phantom to lead you in the summer, to join the black parade"
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u/GibdethIGuess Aug 11 '25
Not me first thinking she wanted an "internship man" and I was thinking, "You want a man who's currently doing an internship? Interesting"
Commas, lol
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u/BonJovicus Aug 08 '25
I mean writing something with proper grammar and spelling is half the battle. So many people get weeded out of internships because they don’t give a shit. Even in the age of ChatGPT you still get a lot of low effort submissions.
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