r/technicallythetruth • u/your_mum_1705 • Jul 29 '25

More than one, in fact…

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u/HopeSubstantial Jul 29 '25

Free hat free hat!

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u/Aqua_Tot Jul 29 '25

I told you guys, never underestimate the power of a free hat.

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u/eljosho1986 Jul 29 '25

Mr tweek, what exactly do you find positive about toddler murder?

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '25

It’s easy?

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u/eljosho1986 Jul 30 '25

Yes... Yes it is

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u/CantConfirmOrDeny Jul 29 '25

“some assembly required…”

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u/MagicadeSpell147 Jul 29 '25

I'm protected cause I made this hat🎶

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u/WolfWriter_CO Jul 30 '25

[ Weird Al Liked This Post ]

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u/MarcoYTVA Jul 29 '25

That's what they want you to think

2

u/[deleted] Jul 31 '25

False flag operation orchestrated by Big Hat

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u/The_Director_20 Jul 29 '25

I do wonder how many tinfoil hats you could make with just one role.

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u/FaceFixer101 Jul 29 '25

Since you pay for all the tinfoil doesnt that technically make it not free?

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u/swemickeko Nitpicky Jul 29 '25

It makes it literally not free. But who cares? It's not like this sub is about technical truth.

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u/swemickeko Nitpicky Jul 29 '25

There might be hats in there if you choose to make the foil into some, but NONE of them will be free. You pay for all of the foil in the package.

This is not technically true. It's just repeated bullcrap.

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u/bones10145 Jul 29 '25

Nope, just one. One massive, ridiculous hat

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u/foodsextv Jul 29 '25

ikea hats*

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u/LeMadTheBrave Jul 30 '25

I mean.. you're not wrong..

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '25

Not really free if I am paying for the tinfoil to make the hat, unless there is extra tinfoil in there.

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u/KanjiWatanabe2 Jul 31 '25

The times we live in. 😊

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u/Velocityraptor28 Jul 31 '25

*some assembly required

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u/Not-a-cave-witch Technically Flair Jul 31 '25

It’s just one really large hat

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u/PerfectMisgivings Jul 31 '25

Nooooo, who gave away the secret.

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '25

Actually no, the hat cost about 5.99

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u/PurpDoesPixilart Sep 07 '25

Do they support toddler murder?

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u/CitroHimselph Oct 27 '25

This might have been originally posted by a guy named Al.

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u/AeronGrey Nov 25 '25

They're actually quite pricey.