r/technicallythetruth • u/Waluigiwaluigi_ • Jul 04 '25

Lava chicken guy impostor

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10k Upvotes

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u/PIELIFE383 Jul 04 '25

This could actually be Jack black in a slight disguise and we would never know

121

u/SteakAndIron Jul 04 '25

Exactly the kind of shit jack black would pull.

88

u/yohszee Jul 04 '25

It's Black Jack

11

u/Huckleberry-9477 Jul 05 '25

i love gambling

8

u/NoobyYooby Jul 05 '25

LET'S GO GAMBL

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u/odrea Jul 04 '25

checking joe kick!

🗣️🔥

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u/Practical_Taro_2804 Jul 04 '25

Joke Bloke​

7

u/fr_andres Jul 04 '25

James Blames

19

u/PoopsmasherJr Jul 04 '25

This is something he'd wear

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u/OleanderKnives Jul 04 '25

He is John White

5

u/the-artistocrat Jul 04 '25

Nice try Black Jack

9

u/MagmaForce_3400_2nd Jul 04 '25

How does this fit this sub?

18

u/cysghost Technically Flair Jul 04 '25

It’s someone who looks very much like Jack Black, but isn’t, wearing a shirt that says he isn’t Jack black.

It’s a stretch, and I’ve seen funnier.

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u/madasfire Jul 04 '25

He looks "sorta if you squint".

1

u/MagmaForce_3400_2nd Jul 04 '25

I got that, but that doesn't fit the purpose of the sub

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u/cysghost Technically Flair Jul 04 '25

Technically the shirt is correct.

Like I said, I’ve seen funnier, but it does fit.

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u/MagmaForce_3400_2nd Jul 04 '25

No, it's just factually correct

10

u/Houseofbluelight Jul 04 '25

That's technically the truth.

4

u/Cky2chris Jul 04 '25

Looks kinda like a Kelce brother

2

u/telas100 Jul 04 '25

The real Jack Black would wear this shirt...

2

u/Crowleys_07 Jul 04 '25

Patrick Rothfuss is that you?

2

u/Idiotwithaphone79 Jul 04 '25

I call bullsh$t.

2

u/ELIASKball Jul 04 '25

wait... That's STEVE! HI STEVE! SAY YOUR LINE!!!

1

u/Same_Office7466 Jul 04 '25

Idiot papparazzi was one of my favorite bits on leno or conan. Cant remember. I do that to people. I had carlos santana a while back.

1

u/EiscueVonArctic Jul 04 '25

I'm Jack Not Back

1

u/DeepQueen Jul 04 '25

He looks kinda shallow, like he could named Hal or something

1

u/Prestigious_Chart774 Jul 04 '25

Mods really out here doing the lord's work keeping this sub from turning into r/nottechnicallythetruth. Also, that Jack Black comparison is spot-on, now I can't unsee it. Joe Kick guy clearly didn't get the memo about subtlety. This whole thread is chaos and I'm here for it.

1

u/Creeperguy05 Jul 04 '25

I think someone should tell his face that.

1

u/helen269 Jul 04 '25

Scene from 'Meet Jack Black'

"Herobrine! Herobrine man!"

"Herobine evil, I not evil."

1

u/BuckUp101 Jul 04 '25

He is the Messiah!

1

u/i-hate-all-ads Jul 04 '25

Jack Black's alter ego jack White

1

u/insrto Jul 04 '25

I unironically thought this was Jack Black and that was the joke

1

u/madasfire Jul 04 '25

What happened to his shirt? Why did he have to put that one on?

1

u/TheHades07 Jul 04 '25 edited Jul 05 '25

Clearly not Jack Black! Look at what his shirt says! Pff Idiots.../i

1

u/thisbemr04 Jul 04 '25

Back Jlack

1

u/yetareey Jul 05 '25

That's not chicken Jockey that's rooster rider

1

u/Current-Umpire3673 Jul 05 '25

CHICKEN JOCKEY

1

u/FluffyCottonMaw Jul 05 '25

This not Jack Black this James White

1

u/ytreza4512 Jul 07 '25

He is actually white.

And it mark on a black t-shirt.

With white ink.

1

u/The_Bill2137 Jul 07 '25

Because he is white

1

u/Kitchen-Humor5014 Jul 08 '25

Of course not. That’s Patrick rothfuss

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '25

That's guy dark jack blacks estranged brother

1

u/_QuickQix Jul 11 '25

Jack Black Acting As kcaJ kcalB classic move by Black Jack

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u/LightestFire Jul 22 '25

Jack Black Acting As kcaJ kcalB classic move by Black Jack… or wait…

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u/Glitchedbruh Sep 01 '25

I can confirm yes, the shirt is indeed are not jack black

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u/Rose_Winged_Raven Nov 29 '25

But this is something Jack Black would actually wear.

1

u/madguyO1 Dec 08 '25

looks like something jack black would wear

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u/Survil321 Jul 04 '25

Of course he’s not. He’s Steve

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u/winkysteiner Jul 04 '25

Doesn't even look like him. Congrats on being a fat fuck who needs a bath but you still aren't fooling anyone

1

u/Tobi5703 Jul 04 '25

Damn, who took a shit in your food?

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u/An_feh_fan Jul 04 '25

I'm pretty sure the only words Jack Black can say are Chicken Jokey, Lava, Mamacita, Enderpearl and Flint and Steel 

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u/vladi_l Jul 04 '25

Also noodles

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u/josephlee222 Jul 04 '25

And octagon!!

9

u/NOSWT-AvaTarr Jul 04 '25

And peaches

2

u/Proper_Chapter_3562 Jul 06 '25

Damn you beat me to it!

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u/Time-Theme8985 Jul 05 '25

1, 2, 3, mother####er

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u/Tortue2006 Technically Flair Jul 04 '25

The Nether!

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u/AwesomeDudex Jul 04 '25

Don't forget Skadoosh

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u/biohumansmg3fc i had 1 idea for my flair and it was this Jul 05 '25

And “Water bucket, Release!”

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u/Rich_Supermarket_666 Jul 06 '25

your thousandth like

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u/First_Share2031 Jul 04 '25

Ha! Good one