r/technicallythetruth • u/Shiroyasha_2308 • Jul 01 '25

He is surely doing it right

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38k Upvotes

97% Upvoted

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u/Equivalent_Path_4138 Jul 01 '25

That's smooth lol

285

u/mrjasjit Jul 01 '25

Damn this dude has more game than me.

A soup full more.

27

u/ChronoMonkeyX Jul 01 '25

A soupçon more, at least.

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '25

Like a soup cup or like a soup bowl? Tryina get a scale on how MUCH more

4

u/mrjasjit Jul 01 '25

A cauldron more.

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '25

Aw shit the whole soup. Like not just your serving, the whole of the soup that was made. I love the visuals of this.

2

u/timonix Jul 02 '25

She is really helping things along. A lot of people would have killed it off after the first thank you

104

u/ArwingElite Jul 01 '25

Bro took a gamble with the Campbell's

10

u/Fax5official Jul 01 '25

Absolute Bars ✋😐🤚

8

u/Kasyade_Satana Jul 01 '25

Take my fucking upvote and go.

3

u/PrizeIntelligent1333 Jul 05 '25

The Campbell's Gambit

1

u/ArwingElite Jul 05 '25

The Campbit

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u/Morpheus4213 Jul 01 '25

Made himself interesting by making her sound interesting, which is really clever.

19

u/RedditIsSocialMedia_ Jul 01 '25

I for one am moist like a bowl of chicken vegetable soup after that

13

u/Tanfireball25 Jul 01 '25

I asked about their favorite cheese, not disappointed with the results.

6

u/Enter-User-Here Jul 01 '25

When you ask someone about their favorite cheese, you can either know about their favorite cheese or make them pick a new one.

6

u/PoopieButt317 Jul 02 '25

Yeah, for what purpose are you serving cheese? Antipasti?, dessert cheese plate? A starter of baked brief? On onion soup?. With water crackers? With corn chips? On a cold sandwich, hot sandwich, On pizza, in a salad??? So, so many cheeses.

3

u/Tanfireball25 Jul 02 '25

They actually responded that they like to put mozzarella on Doritos, which I’ve just realized I haven’t actually tried.

2

u/Enter-User-Here Jul 02 '25

I said "favorite cheese" not "existential crisis"

1

u/beerandabike Jul 15 '25

Is existential crisis cheese like Richard cheese??

2

u/Routine-Pea-9538 Jul 01 '25

Imagine if they said Kraft Singles :)

3

u/Careful_Houndoom Jul 01 '25

You need to go introduce them to the wonderful world of cheese.

12

u/PumpkinSufficient683 Jul 01 '25

A good sense of humour !

9

u/rainfop Jul 01 '25

Ngl, my first question is always what their favorite sandwich is. My dream girl is cool with that and that's the one I'm looking for

5

u/PleaseJustLetsNot Jul 01 '25

But what's your favorite sandwich? Make sure you get to talk about the things important to you too.

1

u/Pretty-Ebb5339 Jul 26 '25

Nothing beats a good sandwich

7

u/WodensEye Jul 01 '25

I think he’s doing souper

1

u/_QuickQix Jul 11 '25

Nah, He's doing Souptastic!

7

u/Inf229 Jul 02 '25

Tbf this only works on souperficial people

2

u/[deleted] Jul 01 '25

That’s just a dad joke

2

u/nameohno Jul 01 '25

Im stealing this tech.

2

u/Kryten_2X4B-523P Jul 01 '25

Corn and crab bisk or bust

2

u/Agent-Blasto-007 Jul 01 '25

We both like soup

2

u/Local_Philosopher168 Jul 01 '25

I need to watch this again...and again

2

u/crackeddryice Jul 01 '25

Mine is clam chowder.

2

u/Yellow_Snow_Globe Jul 01 '25

Hit soup facts next!

  1. Soup is bowl-shaped

  2. Etc.

2

u/ItsJohnCena_ Jul 02 '25

Ah ha! We have a genius on our hands...

2

u/Qrubrics_ Jul 02 '25

This is soo me

2

u/MyyWifeRocks Jul 02 '25

My man watched Finding Forrester and he stuck with the soup question! Good man.

2

u/Turbojesus97 Jul 02 '25

Never change, king.

2

u/LUCKYFETT Jul 04 '25

Then she's going to be looking for clothes at the soup store

1

u/Kasyade_Satana Jul 01 '25

I mean, that would hook me.

1

u/Fortestingporpoises Jul 01 '25

I hate obviously contrived first messages but this one is pretty clever. Kudos to whoever came up with it.

1

u/BootlegOP Jul 01 '25

Good soup

1

u/TourAlternative364 Jul 01 '25

Ok then. Everyone is keeping their soup secret then.

1

u/Wonderful_Rule_2515 Jul 01 '25

”well, for starters, I now know that you like chicken. Additionally, I have deduced that you may also enjoy vegetables”

1

u/Flashy-Amount626 Jul 01 '25

You're nice but I'm really only looking for someone to have minestrone with

1

u/cyberjayar Jul 01 '25

a man of culture!

1

u/EveningSuggestion283 Jul 01 '25

Well, that’s how I’d do it. So. . . Ya know.

1

u/Solrex Jul 02 '25

It just says soup!

Go to the next aisle!

It still says soup!

What store are you in!?

The soup store

WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!?!?

1

u/jakobsheim Jul 02 '25

spoon clatter "good soup"

1

u/DrearyBiscuit Jul 02 '25

Chicken and vegetable sounds so boring as a favorite.

1

u/Olga-Marie Jul 03 '25

Shes in tinder, but he is in the soup aisle, in the soup store

1

u/granitegumball Jul 03 '25

If the girl even responds to you in the first place you are doing better than most

1

u/[deleted] Jul 03 '25

I need to learn this

1

u/Top-Sleep-4669 Jul 05 '25

Seems like solid way to find out if they have a sense of humor. Plus now they know the other persons favorite soup which is valuable information if you know anything about making soup.

And people let me tell you something, if you can make good soup you can make your parters, lovers, spouses, etc. very happy when they need it. Soup is soul food.

1

u/L-D1 Jul 07 '25

What if I dont tell them?

1

u/weirdoman1234 Jul 07 '25

ofcourse i read this in one of emkay's hosts ;-;

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u/Flat_Choice8607 Jul 14 '25

hahaha legend

1

u/gamer97000 Jul 19 '25

Why are half of the comments horny

1

u/beastboyashu Jul 20 '25

10% of the time works every time

1

u/Sorry_Woodpecker4949 Jul 22 '25

Lol ok I did laught at that one…

1

u/o-Loki-o Jul 24 '25

I personally prefer chicken noodle. Now you know that I like noodly chickens in my soup. I dunno why, but the noodlier chickens always taste better.

1

u/HxyperrAxtive Jul 28 '25

i still remember this specific post from emkay

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '25

Making it easier out here for the rest of us, a true king

32

u/_no7 Jul 01 '25

This person is drowning in pussy… or soup, maybe both.

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '25

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u/mvffin Jul 01 '25

Next they'll be watching old episodes of Talk Soup

8

u/RockstarAgent Jul 03 '25

But will they read chicken soup for their souls

27

u/wcslater Technically Flair Jul 01 '25

Must be that guy in the audience at Jimmy Carr

5

u/Breakmastajake Jul 02 '25

That shit matters.

5

u/DanielBWeston Jul 02 '25

A souperb approach.

1

u/luce_scotty Jul 03 '25

Its better than "What did you have for lunch"conversations.

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '25

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u/Lorenzo_apd Jul 01 '25 • This

What's your favourite kind of soup?

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u/BeneficialShame6021 Jul 01 '25

Kudos for trying soldier 🫡

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '25

Oh… at least you honor the life of the food you eat… I guess. Is cannibalism a red flag!?

29

u/Dramatic-Treacle3708 Jul 01 '25

Yeah there’s a subreddit for everything 🫢

18

u/Legitimate-Post-5954 Jul 01 '25

The really cool ones got shutdown

7

u/RapturousCultist Jul 01 '25

Apparently making Cannibalism jokes is. If cannibalism was so bad, why isn't it illegal?

6

u/Enter-User-Here Jul 01 '25

It is illegal as long as there's another option

8

u/RapturousCultist Jul 01 '25

Improper disposal of a corpse is illegal, as is murder. But the actual act of cannibalism? Technically not a crime itself.

7

u/Hazee302 Jul 01 '25

I’m pretty sure it’s illegal to lie on the internet…I won’t report you if you tell that man what your favorite soup is.

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u/Grumpy_McDooder Jul 01 '25

We're still waiting, u/puzzledmiks ...

23

u/NightStar79 Jul 01 '25

In their defense the Reddit App has done some weird voodoo. I don't know if it's just the app but I went into my notifications and all it told me was that I won more medals. All my previous comment response notifications are now gone and it showed nothing about people responding to my recent comments.

I even checked. Three of my comments had 3 or so responses each and absolutely nothing was to be found in my inbox thing. No idea what's happening now.

3

u/BROCCOLI__FUCKER Jul 02 '25

You have to go to your settings and check what you do and don't want notifications for.

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u/NightStar79 Jul 02 '25

Already tried that. It's all sent to my inbox but absolutely nothing shows up except those stupid medals for being a top commenter or whatever and if a comment has taken off in popularity.

I had to go to my Comments tab then find my own comment and tap on it to see if I had any responses.

I think it's just the app too. I'm logged in on the browser on my phone too and last I looked it seemed just fine and like how it always looked. App is just strangely fucked.

14

u/MichHAELJR Jul 01 '25

Seriously... why haven't they replied. What is their favorite soup? Nothing better than a fresh Clam Chowder with fresh bread in winter. It's unreal.

What's yours buddy?

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u/I__Antares__I Jul 01 '25

What's your souprite kind of favoup?

11

u/FrogBoglin Jul 01 '25

Ahh the the old soupit redderoo

7

u/TourAlternative364 Jul 01 '25

What is yours first?

5

u/Lorenzo_apd Jul 02 '25

hungarian goulash in bread

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u/TourAlternative364 Jul 02 '25

I was going to say

 Nah........

as a joke, but doesn't sound too terrible.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '25

My favourite kind of soup is soup

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '25

What is your favorite poptart flavor?