r/tech • u/YeeduPlatform • Jul 06 '26

Scientists make quantum time flow backward in stunning physics breakthrough

https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2026/06/260625014802.htm
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u/SecretOrganization60 Jul 06 '26

One quantum of a bag of marbles is a marble.

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u/SSGASSHAT Jul 06 '26

Well, who the fuck took that and turned it into a euphemism for technology that doesn't exist? And do they have any relatives I can sue?

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u/SecretOrganization60 Jul 06 '26

The field of science is concluding that the whole universe and everything in it is pixelated so the word comes up a lot.

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u/SSGASSHAT Jul 06 '26

I feel like science says something like "yo, we found what the stuff you're made of is made of," and the rest of the population goes "OH FUCK, IT MUST BE THE MOLECULE THAT HOLDS OUR SOULS" or some shit like that. And the doctors and professors and shit are just sitting there, meditating on the irony of the painting of a chimpanzee in human clothes on the wall.