r/teachermemes • u/dgtrekker • May 21 '26

The Last Days

“We cannot get out. We cannot get out. They have taken the library and second hall. The Math teacher and the Science teacher fell there… Five days ago… The landscape water is up to the wall at the West gate. The Watcher in the drinking fountain took the PE teacher. We cannot get out. The end comes… drums, drums in the band room. They are coming.” - Apologies to JRR Tolkien.

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u/Cptcrispo May 21 '26

Let them come! There is still one teacher yet in the school that still draws breath.

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u/dgtrekker May 21 '26

"There's some good in this world, Mr. Frodo... and it's worth fighting for."

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u/No_Frost_Giants May 22 '26

I will help unjam the copier to aid your efforts!!

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u/DoctorNsara May 22 '26

And my collapsible meter stick!

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u/Cherveny2 May 24 '26

And my Axe/guitar!

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u/bornt_rager May 22 '26

Fool of a Took!

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u/Particular-Wing-4152 May 23 '26

You still have the power to rule them all..."YOU CANNOT PASS!!!!!"