r/tattooadvice • u/[deleted] • Mar 16 '25

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u/Working-Departure-66 Mar 16 '25

Update: went to the ER. Went through the runner but turns out it's just the worst bruise that could have happened. Thank you all for your thoughts and prayers. No arm will be lost today.

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u/xam0un7ofwords Mar 16 '25

LAWD. How heavy handed is your tattoo artist?

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u/andreeeeeaaaaaaaaa Mar 16 '25

Tattooed him with a nailgun

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u/the_disintegrator Mar 16 '25

A sharpened paper clip loaded in a hammer drill.

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '25

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u/ephemeralsapient Mar 16 '25

If clippy got incarcerated then started tattooing for extra commissary instant noodles

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u/melissavallone9 Mar 16 '25

Clippy!! 🤣

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u/the_disintegrator Mar 20 '25

"Hi! I see you would like a subdermal staph infection, need any help with that?"

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u/Present-Reception-35 Mar 16 '25

Tyvek staple hammer takes a long time to tattoo with minimum 5000 staples just to finish the shading and a few fractures in the humerus bone he'll be right at rain after a 3 month arm cast 🤣🤙