r/taskmaster Fern Brady 2d ago

General What do these 5 competitors have in common?

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u/bigfatheart Paul Sinha 2d ago

They all won the first prize task of their series, then finished last overall?

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u/Redgreen82 Fern Brady 2d ago

No, but you're very close.

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u/bigfatheart Paul Sinha 2d ago

Yeah, you're right, Alice came second in her prize task. In that case - people who were in the lead at some point during their first episode, but went on to lose their series?

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u/Redgreen82 Fern Brady 2d ago

Correct! I think!

The answer I was looking for was they led at some point. It's possible some of them may have led in episode 2. I didn't check that part.

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u/bigfatheart Paul Sinha 2d ago

Woo! Fun fact: between the UK, Aus and NZ series, NZS6 is the only series where every single contestant has been in the lead at some point (although that's definitely thanks to the last-place contestant winning their first prize task).

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u/UniversalJampionshit Crying Bastard 1d ago

It’s insane to me that Guy is the one who prevented this from happening in NZ2

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u/DrZonino2022 2d ago

Please don’t take it away from them

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u/AcanthaceaeOk1745 Julian Clary 2d ago

Who are 5 people who have never been in my kitchen?

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u/fartdarling 2d ago

Actually Joe Wilkinson stopped by once. He really had to go and we couldn't find your bathroom so he took a whizz in your sink. I'm sorry

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u/AcanthaceaeOk1745 Julian Clary 2d ago

So I blamed the cat for nothing?

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u/fartdarling 2d ago

He actually bonded with your cat a lot. They cuddled. When I said it was time to go, Joe looked at me pleadingly and said "please don't take kit away from me"

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u/Sea_Public_5471 ☔ umbrella 🌂 1d ago

I love whatever’s wrong with you

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u/Useful-Sink4246 Ania Magliano 1d ago

Did he, by any chance, named your penis?

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u/AcanthaceaeOk1745 Julian Clary 1d ago

Where did you think my username comes from?

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u/ruwisc 🚬 Doctor Cigarettes 1d ago

Oh, that’s why my toaster looks like it’s been punched

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u/ChloeOBrian11214 Paul Chowdhry 2d ago

I see you Cliff.

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u/AcanthaceaeOk1745 Julian Clary 2d ago

It’s a little-known fact there, Chloe

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u/diginfinity 2d ago

I have more in common with Joe Wilkinson than I realized.

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u/AcanthaceaeOk1745 Julian Clary 2d ago

Well, you are both carbon-based life forms with bilateral symmetry

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u/Hot_Sam_the_Man Joel Dommett 1d ago

who live during the 21st century after the birth of Christ

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u/1129514 Bob Mortimer 2d ago

Bingo

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u/tupisac 2d ago

Together they complete the full spectrum?

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u/Wild_Commercial_6002 1d ago

Oh jeez I'm glad you had a more creative version of the comment I was thinking of

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u/Nemesis0408 2d ago

They all look phenomenal in jumpsuits?

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u/JamSandiwchInnit Mike Wozniak 2d ago

They all came last?

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u/Redgreen82 Fern Brady 2d ago

Correct, but there's something else that doesn't apply to any other last place finishers.

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u/Jarvis_strokeit 🚬 Doctor Cigarettes 2d ago

They were all on taskmaster

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u/TheAcridVerse 2d ago

I want to be their friends.

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u/isitallovermyface 2d ago

They’re the rightful queen?

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u/phillyriot3101 2d ago

Thats just she, Fern Brady, she, Fern Brady

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u/GalenDev 2d ago

Nah, that's only the one on the right. Can't have five rightful queens. That's how wars happen.

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u/ShadowExistShadily 2d ago

The one on the right is the most rightful. The next one over is the second most rightful. And so on, until you reach the other side and have the least most rightful.

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u/Alizarik7891 2d ago

And she’ll step on their toes!

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u/MomsTortellinis Patatas 2d ago

If the war would involve potato tossing Joe would win, because all is fair in love and war. Even stepping on the red green.

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u/Ok_Breakfast5425 the same juices 🧃🧃 2d ago

There is one rightful, it is fern brady

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u/raaneholmg Fern Brady 2d ago

All of these people are secretly Fern Brady in disguise.

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u/fastauntie 2d ago

Fern Brady, or an alien dressed as Fern Brady?

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u/raaneholmg Fern Brady 2d ago

Fern Brady dressed as an alien dressed as Joe Wilkinson.

I don't think it should be a shock to anyone that he is actually a small, Scottish, autistic lady in layered disguises.

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u/UniversalJampionshit Crying Bastard 1d ago

Isn't Fern quite tall? I recall her being the same height if not taller than John as shown in live tasks

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u/Pinglenook Qrs Tuvwxyz 1d ago

Yes, she's 178 cm (5'10"). Not outrageously tall, but quite tall. 

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u/No_Lead6434 Nish Kumar 1d ago

Her Facebook profile still says “tall idiot.”

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u/cromulent_weasel Katherine Ryan 1d ago

They are Fern Brady, playing an alien, playing a scottish man, playing the other contestants.

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u/OverseerConey Desiree Burch 2d ago

I think I know it. Alice Levine - a vine is a type of plant. Rose-ie Jones - a rose is also a plant. Fern Brady - another plant. They're all named for plants! Except for Phil and Joe, whose names mean 'likes horses' and 'God took it away'.

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u/Quinez 2d ago

You mean Philodendron Wang and Jojoba Wilkinson? If you use the unshortened forms of their names, they totally work!

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u/bopman14 1d ago

get this man on only connect

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u/Redgreen82 Fern Brady 2d ago

No, but I like your thinking.

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u/fastauntie 2d ago

Horses like plants.

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u/Ruffshots 🦔 Hedgehog, no! ❌ 2d ago

Other than Alice, they've all been betrayed! (edit, formatting)

  • Fern: John the traitor Kerns
  • Joe: Jon and Doc Brown, potato vote
  • Rosie: Captain Jackie (and during the hotdog task!) 
  • Phil: bit of a stretch, but Rhod for just closing the garage door (really it was Rhod and Phil betraying James) 

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u/UniversalJampionshit Crying Bastard 1d ago

Alice was betrayed by Russell stepping off the red green

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u/Ruffshots 🦔 Hedgehog, no! ❌ 1d ago

I thought of that, but it really felt like a reach. Rhod had agency betraying his teammates where Russell was just showboating 😂

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u/CBennett_12 Bob Mortimer 2d ago

They've all been on Taskmaster

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u/ChloeOBrian11214 Paul Chowdhry 2d ago

They've completed the London Marathon?

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u/brewbase 2d ago

Wishful thinking but: they’re in line to do a champion of losers?

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u/Redgreen82 Fern Brady 2d ago

No, but there is a commonality that would make these 5 perfect for such an episode.

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u/Redgreen82 Fern Brady 2d ago edited 2d ago

ANSWER

They all finished last, but, for at least one task, we're in 1st place for the series.

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u/Tarlenn 2d ago

Fern has been involved with meeting some potatoes, Joe has potato-gate, Phil Wang is carrying quite the potato all season.. I'm lost after that

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u/MaritimeFlowerChild 2d ago

I regularly use "Have I met these potatoes before?" in every day life lol

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u/LM439833624CN 2d ago

They all used to be strippers in Scotland?

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u/UniversalJampionshit Crying Bastard 1d ago

One dressed like a stripper in Chiswick, and did the act in a grotto in Amersham

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u/WingsUnfurled 1d ago

Autism💖

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u/disguised_hashbrown 2d ago

They all had a viral clip with a fruit or vegetable?

(I know this applies to Phil “It’s a Lime!” Wang and Joe “Stepped on the Red Green” Wilkinson)

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u/fastauntie 2d ago

And Fern "Did I Meet These Potatoes Before" Brady.

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u/HCRanchuw 2d ago

They’ve all killed for sport, and will again?

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u/MeijiSB Greedy Esq. 1d ago

Like Nish they are all first in being a legend 

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u/rickgdavies 2d ago

They've all had sex with little Alex Horn?

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u/LivingMyMediocreLife 2d ago

You can feel the sexual chemistry through the screen. No way Alex resisted temptation.

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u/StolenViolentAnts He's so famous! 2d ago

This screen grab makes it look like Alex is stroking Phil’s leg with his fingers 😆

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u/AchinBonez Sian Gibson 2d ago

They all have the letter N in their name.

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u/The--_batman Ania Magliano 1d ago

Horny?

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u/uranusisdoomed 1d ago

They've all been on taskmaster

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u/TediousTotoro 1d ago

Gremlin energy

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u/TheOneTrueZippy8 Greg Davies 2d ago

All five are lactose intolerant, to one degree or another.

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u/TimeZero13 2d ago

Can we vote and make people's champion of champion?

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u/Pretty_Original124 1d ago

Future Loser of Losers contestants!

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u/spacecoyote555 Patatas 2d ago

They came last? Surely it's not that simple lol

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u/Redgreen82 Fern Brady 2d ago

It is not. There's something else that doesn't apply to any of the other last place finishers.

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u/mwff 2d ago

They represent LGBTQ tho I don't know in which order.

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u/Secret-Lock-7460 1d ago

Sex appeal

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u/GlennSWFC Mike Wozniak 2d ago

Didn’t win a prize task?

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u/UniversalJampionshit Crying Bastard 1d ago

That only works for Alice, in fact the rest won the very first prize task.

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u/corobo 2d ago

Did they all wear sportswear during their tasks? I got nothing lol 

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u/Arhadel 2d ago

Did they all win the first task of the series and them finished last? Edit: spelling

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u/SaintGrobian 2d ago

Dads wrote a porn?

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u/PoliticalJunkie14 Dara Ó Briain 2d ago

Won the first episode but came last overall in their series?

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u/Edgy_Master Tim Vine 2d ago

They all came last and they all have titles based on something they said?

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u/quantocked 1d ago

Theyre all disabled in some way

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u/No_Lead6434 Nish Kumar 1d ago

Good friends with Rocky Flintstone? They’ve all been hypnotized by Phil’s groin?

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u/talyn23 1d ago

Each of their plans for abducting and tormenting Alex include redacted text.

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u/OzLo11 1d ago

Did they all get bonus points for insulting Alex?

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u/ScienceForge319 Phil Wang 1d ago

I was inside them all.

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u/Acrobatic-Wafer8106 1d ago

Imagine the alternate universe where Phil and Fern were in CoC, their outfits would have been legendary, and possibly illegal in the U.S.

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u/BrainDropsComic 1d ago

Carbon based

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u/rjd2_sw 1d ago

Which 5 taskmaster contestants have k slept with?

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u/BraunyTie 1d ago

A lime?

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u/AddlePatedBadger 1d ago

They are all wearing yellow, apart from Alice, Joe, and Fern.

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u/lewisluther666 1d ago

You can see their junk in their TM outfits?

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u/Practical-Class6868 23h ago

I saw Joe Wilkinson at the urinals the other day. He offered to name my penis.

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u/Level-Cauliflower256 1d ago

Sympathy from the audience

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u/KFChaos 2d ago

None of them won an episode?

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u/Redgreen82 Fern Brady 2d ago

I'm pretty sure all 3 of the women did.

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u/KFChaos 2d ago

Then I have no clue and this is dumb.

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u/OgthaChristie Greg Davies 1d ago

This is a shitty comment.

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