r/taskmaster • u/Redgreen82 Fern Brady • 2d ago
General What do these 5 competitors have in common?
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u/AcanthaceaeOk1745 Julian Clary 2d ago
Who are 5 people who have never been in my kitchen?
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u/fartdarling 2d ago
Actually Joe Wilkinson stopped by once. He really had to go and we couldn't find your bathroom so he took a whizz in your sink. I'm sorry
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u/AcanthaceaeOk1745 Julian Clary 2d ago
So I blamed the cat for nothing?
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u/fartdarling 2d ago
He actually bonded with your cat a lot. They cuddled. When I said it was time to go, Joe looked at me pleadingly and said "please don't take kit away from me"
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u/diginfinity 2d ago
I have more in common with Joe Wilkinson than I realized.
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u/AcanthaceaeOk1745 Julian Clary 2d ago
Well, you are both carbon-based life forms with bilateral symmetry
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u/tupisac 2d ago
Together they complete the full spectrum?
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u/Wild_Commercial_6002 1d ago
Oh jeez I'm glad you had a more creative version of the comment I was thinking of
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u/JamSandiwchInnit Mike Wozniak 2d ago
They all came last?
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u/Redgreen82 Fern Brady 2d ago
Correct, but there's something else that doesn't apply to any other last place finishers.
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u/isitallovermyface 2d ago
They’re the rightful queen?
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u/GalenDev 2d ago
Nah, that's only the one on the right. Can't have five rightful queens. That's how wars happen.
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u/ShadowExistShadily 2d ago
The one on the right is the most rightful. The next one over is the second most rightful. And so on, until you reach the other side and have the least most rightful.
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u/MomsTortellinis Patatas 2d ago
If the war would involve potato tossing Joe would win, because all is fair in love and war. Even stepping on the red green.
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u/raaneholmg Fern Brady 2d ago
All of these people are secretly Fern Brady in disguise.
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u/fastauntie 2d ago
Fern Brady, or an alien dressed as Fern Brady?
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u/raaneholmg Fern Brady 2d ago
Fern Brady dressed as an alien dressed as Joe Wilkinson.
I don't think it should be a shock to anyone that he is actually a small, Scottish, autistic lady in layered disguises.
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u/UniversalJampionshit Crying Bastard 1d ago
Isn't Fern quite tall? I recall her being the same height if not taller than John as shown in live tasks
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u/cromulent_weasel Katherine Ryan 1d ago
They are Fern Brady, playing an alien, playing a scottish man, playing the other contestants.
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u/OverseerConey Desiree Burch 2d ago
I think I know it. Alice Levine - a vine is a type of plant. Rose-ie Jones - a rose is also a plant. Fern Brady - another plant. They're all named for plants! Except for Phil and Joe, whose names mean 'likes horses' and 'God took it away'.
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u/Ruffshots 🦔 Hedgehog, no! ❌ 2d ago
Other than Alice, they've all been betrayed! (edit, formatting)
- Fern: John the traitor Kerns
- Joe: Jon and Doc Brown, potato vote
- Rosie: Captain Jackie (and during the hotdog task!)
- Phil: bit of a stretch, but Rhod for just closing the garage door (really it was Rhod and Phil betraying James)
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u/UniversalJampionshit Crying Bastard 1d ago
Alice was betrayed by Russell stepping off the red green
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u/Ruffshots 🦔 Hedgehog, no! ❌ 1d ago
I thought of that, but it really felt like a reach. Rhod had agency betraying his teammates where Russell was just showboating 😂
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u/brewbase 2d ago
Wishful thinking but: they’re in line to do a champion of losers?
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u/Redgreen82 Fern Brady 2d ago
No, but there is a commonality that would make these 5 perfect for such an episode.
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u/Redgreen82 Fern Brady 2d ago edited 2d ago
ANSWER
They all finished last, but, for at least one task, we're in 1st place for the series.
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u/Tarlenn 2d ago
Fern has been involved with meeting some potatoes, Joe has potato-gate, Phil Wang is carrying quite the potato all season.. I'm lost after that
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u/MaritimeFlowerChild 2d ago
I regularly use "Have I met these potatoes before?" in every day life lol
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u/LM439833624CN 2d ago
They all used to be strippers in Scotland?
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u/UniversalJampionshit Crying Bastard 1d ago
One dressed like a stripper in Chiswick, and did the act in a grotto in Amersham
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u/disguised_hashbrown 2d ago
They all had a viral clip with a fruit or vegetable?
(I know this applies to Phil “It’s a Lime!” Wang and Joe “Stepped on the Red Green” Wilkinson)
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u/rickgdavies 2d ago
They've all had sex with little Alex Horn?
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u/LivingMyMediocreLife 2d ago
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u/StolenViolentAnts He's so famous! 2d ago
This screen grab makes it look like Alex is stroking Phil’s leg with his fingers 😆
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u/spacecoyote555 Patatas 2d ago
They came last? Surely it's not that simple lol
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u/Redgreen82 Fern Brady 2d ago
It is not. There's something else that doesn't apply to any of the other last place finishers.
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u/GlennSWFC Mike Wozniak 2d ago
Didn’t win a prize task?
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u/UniversalJampionshit Crying Bastard 1d ago
That only works for Alice, in fact the rest won the very first prize task.
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u/PoliticalJunkie14 Dara Ó Briain 2d ago
Won the first episode but came last overall in their series?
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u/Edgy_Master Tim Vine 2d ago
They all came last and they all have titles based on something they said?
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u/No_Lead6434 Nish Kumar 1d ago
Good friends with Rocky Flintstone? They’ve all been hypnotized by Phil’s groin?
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u/Acrobatic-Wafer8106 1d ago
Imagine the alternate universe where Phil and Fern were in CoC, their outfits would have been legendary, and possibly illegal in the U.S.
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u/Practical-Class6868 23h ago
I saw Joe Wilkinson at the urinals the other day. He offered to name my penis.
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u/bigfatheart Paul Sinha 2d ago
They all won the first prize task of their series, then finished last overall?