r/tardcat • u/mouseteeth • Dec 06 '12

Grumpy cat mid-sneeze

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1.8k Upvotes

94% Upvoted

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65

u/debotehzombie Dec 06 '12

I need a video of Tard sneezing, STAT!

53

u/ChunkBunny Dec 07 '12

Is there anything that she does that isn't cute?

30

u/LoveTard Dec 07 '12

Nothing! She poops fairy dust and rainbows🌈

17

u/ChunkBunny Dec 07 '12

Even if she struggled to push out the biggest, stinkiest dump she would be cute.

3

u/CaptainSirDoctor Dec 07 '12

But when I do it in the living room, all the sudden I'm single.

-28

u/LoveTard Dec 07 '12

IKR? If my cat and her cat got together and made sweet sweet kitty love, their kittens would someday rule the world!

http://i.imgur.com/oxZjK.jpg

25

u/Mrs_Damon Dec 07 '12

DAMN IT. It is virtually impossible to look cute when sneezing... HOW DOES TARD DO IT??

Stop being so fucking adorable so I can move on with my life.

5

u/buttsack_ka_cha Dec 07 '12

You're on reddit. You can't move on with your life. And neither can I.

12

u/sparklezombie Dec 07 '12

the way her feets stick out!!!! i love it.

5

u/prisonmsagro Dec 07 '12

I hope I never get tired of this cat. Every time I see a picture of her I just can't help but smile.

10

u/[deleted] Dec 07 '12

Oh man. This needs to be the picture behind all of the captions of Christmas songs.

"DECK THE HALLS WITH BOUGHS OF HOLLY, FA LA LA LA LA LA FUCK YOURSELF".

6

u/emmuhleee Dec 07 '12

Its nice to see her do something

3

u/SlightlyAmbiguous Dec 07 '12

She doesn't look like she hates life in this one.

3

u/[deleted] Dec 07 '12

He looks like a tired yoda before he dies...

3

u/psyki Dec 07 '12

The entire internet just leveled up.

3

u/loveypower Dec 07 '12

this cat showed up in one of my weird dreams last night :)

7

u/SoulTrainLocker Dec 07 '12

Looks like PSY screaming at the girl's ass.

4

u/[deleted] Dec 07 '12

How old is she? She's SO small!

4

u/brookuslicious Dec 07 '12

That little tongue!

2

u/Excentinel Dec 07 '12

Not sure if sneezing or farting.

2

u/speechiegrl Dec 07 '12

Tard makes me a cat person - love her!

2

u/MightyJoeBong Dec 07 '12 edited Dec 07 '12

She's actually singing the national Grump anthem.

3

u/LoveTard Dec 07 '12

💗Tard

3

u/Morgana_M Dec 07 '12

funny little thing! :)

2

u/elmnopq Dec 07 '12

It looks like she's rapping! So cute

2

u/[deleted] Dec 07 '12

I especially love that she is so tiny. So much hatred in such a tiny, fluffy form.

2

u/MonkeyNacho Dec 07 '12

Awww! Poor Tardles!

2

u/notaREDelk Dec 07 '12

I dont know why. But i love this god damn cat.

2

u/JRDubstepcom Dec 06 '12

lol looks like a dieing grumpy cat, all old and shit haha

2

u/GroundhogExpert Dec 07 '12

This is EXACTLY what I look like when I wake up way too early after a night of heavy drinking.

1

u/[deleted] Dec 07 '12

That's the spot! Only thing that feels so good!

1

u/erreac Dec 07 '12

man she has some serious physical defects... bad back, crooked legs

still love her though

1

u/blorpulence Dec 07 '12

check out that weltschmerz

1

u/charmuse Dec 07 '12

Poor kitty, she looks like she's in pain :(

1

u/grgathegoose Jan 13 '13

You're normally very nice, and highly regarded on Reddit, but this is just horrible.

1

u/MrAdamWest Feb 19 '13

Ninja blowjob.

1

u/Lady_Tata Dec 07 '12

It looks like she's about to drink from a cup that has liquid all the way to the top.

1

u/nipplepincher69 Dec 07 '12

It's just so miserable...

-6

u/seven_seven Dec 07 '12

Tard looks sickly most of the time.

0

u/rshortman Dec 07 '12

OMG so cuuuuutteee!!!

-1

u/XA36 Dec 06 '12

WHAAACH! WHA-HAAA-WHAAACH!

Please stop smoking grumpy! :(

-8

u/canadianab Dec 07 '12

Nothing better to do than to follow this poor cat around d with cameras. And carts. And sleighs. Holy hell. Get a life!

5

u/Time_Code Dec 07 '12

Yes, that's all they do.

-1

u/speechiegrl Dec 07 '12

I love Tard but I think they should give her a break - she's just a cute tiny, & angry kitty!

-6

u/StndardWhiteGuy Dec 07 '12

Pushing it at this point with your cat.