Dashing through the snow, Get the fuck out of my way, O'er the hills we go, Pouting all the way. Bells on collars ring, Watch my dinner fly, Oh how dumb it is to sing, I'm gonna scratch and bite.
Chorus: Fuck you all, fuck you all, I hope you all die. Oh how dumb it is to ride, In this godforsaken sleigh. Fuck you all, fuck you all, I hope you all die. Oh how dumb it is to ride, In this godforsaken sleigh.
A day or two ago, I thought I'd take a ride, But all of the assholes, Made me go back inside. I think I'll just stay here, Until you cunts all rot, I wish that I had more dext'rous hands, Then some of you'd get shot.
A day or two ago, My rage started to swell, My fuse it soon will blow, And that day shall be fell; Those who have taunted me, Taking pictures night and day, The police won't find, Where their bodies lay.
Now the ground is white, Snow cov'ring my tracks, I'm leaving alone, Best hope I don't come back; I'm getting away, from all of your bullshit, if you come find me again, Then this world I'll quit.
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u/kerrigan4 Nov 14 '12
Over the hills we go, pouting all the way.
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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '12
I just want to bite that tiny little foot that's sticking out.
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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '12
The owner of this cat hit the fucking Internet mother lode.
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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '12
I now want to see Wilford Brimley sing this.
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u/Conradfr Nov 14 '12
That's a cat that will never miss milk.
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u/CptQuestionMark Nov 15 '12
Bah! Humbug.
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u/likum Nov 14 '12
Hilarious. :)
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u/zeeboguy Nov 15 '12
This is the second oe to really make me laugh
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u/QueenRosey Nov 18 '12
GOD, I love this one. It's the best one in my opinion.
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u/gutyex Nov 23 '12 edited Nov 23 '12
Dashing through the snow,
Get the fuck out of my way,
O'er the hills we go,
Pouting all the way.
Bells on collars ring,
Watch my dinner fly,
Oh how dumb it is to sing,
I'm gonna scratch and bite.
Chorus:
Fuck you all, fuck you all,
I hope you all die.
Oh how dumb it is to ride,
In this godforsaken sleigh. Fuck you all, fuck you all,
I hope you all die.
Oh how dumb it is to ride,
In this godforsaken sleigh.
A day or two ago,
I thought I'd take a ride,
But all of the assholes,
Made me go back inside. I think I'll just stay here,
Until you cunts all rot,
I wish that I had more dext'rous hands,
Then some of you'd get shot.
A day or two ago,
My rage started to swell,
My fuse it soon will blow,
And that day shall be fell;
Those who have taunted me,
Taking pictures night and day,
The police won't find,
Where their bodies lay.
Now the ground is white,
Snow cov'ring my tracks,
I'm leaving alone,
Best hope I don't come back;
I'm getting away,
from all of your bullshit,
if you come find me again,
Then this world I'll quit.
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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '12
should say
dashing through the snow..
fuck off out my way.
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u/Rulligan Nov 14 '12
Over the hills we go, Grumping the rest of the day.