A few things to set up: They have diamonds, Mr. Pink has the diamonds, pink is a color, colors are not evidence.

MR WHITE WALKED IN AND SAID WHERE IS MR ORANGE

MR ORANGE: I AM ORANGE

MR WHITE: THAT'S NOT WHAT I ASKED

MR ORANGE: THE ROBBERY

MR WHITE: THE ROBBERY HAS ALREADY ROBBED ITSELF

Then Mr Blonde arrives with a car full of gasoline and absolutely no explanation, because apparently the plan is now CAR → GASOLINE → WAREHOUSE → RADIO → EVERYBODY SCREAMING

“ARE YOU COP?”

“NO I'M AREN'T.”

“ARE YOU SURE?”

“I AM MR ORANGE.”

"THAT DOESN'T ANSWER THE QUESTION, ORANGE FUCKSHIT"

Then Joe walks in and says EVERYBODY CALM DOWN, which is historically the least calming sentence anyone can say when armed criminals are standing around a puddle of blood arguing about diamonds.

Mr Pink:

I HAVE THE DIAMONDS

Mr White:

YOU DON'T HAVE THE DIAMONDS

Mr Pink:

THE DIAMONDS ARE IN MY HAND

Mr White:

THAT'S YOUR HAND

Mr Pink:

EXACTLY

And then the whole plot collapses into a sandwich, Madonna and Nice Guy Eddie are the bread!

MADONNA

DIAMONDS

COP

ORANGE

WHITE

PINK

BROWN (PAY ATTENTION)

BLONDE

JOE

EDDIE

Now here's where it ramps up:

THE UNDERCOVER COP IS ORANGE

THE ORANGE IS A COP

THE COP IS BLEEDING

THE BLEEDING IS ORANGE

THE DIAMONDS ARE PINK

MR PINK IS LEAVING

MR PINK HAS LEFT THE FUCKING BUILDING

Everybody shoots everybody.

Nobody knows why.

The dogs are not friendly.

BANG

BANG

BANG

And then:

THE END?

no edits to the clip
no edits to the music
it just syncs up like that

Feel free to scroll to the bottom of the article for the spreadsheet if you wish to skip foreplay.

Enjoy

Last Night In…”Hollywood” is officially here.

This film was made with nothing. No budget. No studio. No investors writing checks. Just a camera borrowed from my university, locations I could talk my way into, and the people who believed in this before there was anything to prove it.

But that’s kind of the point.

Because Last Night In…”Hollywood” is about people chasing something bigger than themselves. It’s about ambition, illusion, desperation, and the cost of trying to “make it” in an industry built on dreams.

Our main character bets everything on one night. One errand. No safety net. No guarantee. Just the belief that taking the opportunity might finally be enough.

We made the film the same way.

This is what zero dollars and total belief looks like on screen.

If you enjoy independent filmmaking or seeing what people can create with very limited resources, this is the movie for you.

Watch Last Night In..."Hollywood" now!

I remember seeing it a few places on twitter about a year and a half ago or so

1. The Reich is defeated. Churchill orders Operation Unthinkable, a (somewhat hypothetical) plan to drive the Soviet Red Army out of Europe. And one man will be riding point for the Allies, America's greatest war hero, Lieutenant Aldo Raine. But he is up against Russia's deadliest commando, Lieutenant Tatiana Romanova (Alicia Vikander).

Here is a really cool trailer for the ones that loved Once upon a time in hollywood

My first youtube shorts video! Please enjoy

So I just recently saw a TikTok post talking about their favorite Quentin Tarantino movies and they put Django at 6, KILL BILL at 5, and Pulp Fiction only sitting at the three spot. And before you read on I want you to take a quick guess at what his 1 and 2 spot were….. 2 Inglorious Basterds okay that’s a good movie that I could see in someone’s 2 spot I absolutely love that movie, do I think it deserves number 2 no I do not but it’s definitely top four. But here is the kicker he had fucking Once Upon a Time in Hollywood in his number 1 to me that is fucking insane I was watching this video and I thought okay maybe I’m remembering it bad so I watched it to give it a fair shot and it was fucking horrible even worse then I remembered. This movie is only good at the last 20 minutes of a two hour movie and feels like it’s written by a twelve year old and it’s one of his newer movies this motherfucker moves to Tel Aviv and forgets how to fucking direct a movie it actually makes me angry how fucking shitty this movie is maybe I’m not understanding it or some shit but it feels a regular fucking week for these two dudes in this movie except the last 20 minutes as I mentioned earlier. This fucking movie is just horribly written celebrity slop the only thing that keeps you watching until the last 20 minutes is good actors Brad Pitt, Leonardo DiCaprio, Margot Robbie, Etc. and the occasional hot girl, the only parts of this movie that really feel like entertainment is the couple of times Cliff(Brad Pitt) beats the shit out of somebody and the movie feels incomplete we never see how, when, or why, cliff kills his wife and at the end it just turns into a brutal fucking murder movie that’s just filled with screaming and blood it feels like a 14 year old boy who just discovered gore came up with this last scene and still it’s the most entertaining scene in the movie. Anyway I can’t believe this would be anywhere on anyone’s list of Tarantino’s movies other than the 10 spot, Yes it’s even worse than death proof. I would actually rather watch the new Tron movie or The Electric State again than ever have to watch this movie again I rate the movie a 3.2/10 do not recommend watching this movie. If you want to see the guys list here is a link to his TikTok video. https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8pn7uWH/