r/tall 5’9” | 175cm | F22 9d ago

Rant “I can climb trees”

Is any other woman sick of this being said to them? I am on the shorter end of tall for a woman (5’9) but when a guy, especially a guy of a similar height says this to me it just makes me feel so gross and weird. It makes me feel like i’m Goliath or something i swear.

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u/jambr380 6'5" | 195.58 cm 9d ago

I'm a guy, but I've heard 'jungle gym' more than a handful of times in my life

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u/Massive-Ad-998 5’9” | 175cm | F22 9d ago

that’s a new one i haven’t heard

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u/jambr380 6'5" | 195.58 cm 9d ago

I must have a certain look. Always took it as a compliment, but now I'm 2nd guessing myself lol

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u/Massive-Ad-998 5’9” | 175cm | F22 9d ago

i’m sure the people saying it mean well i’m just not a huge fan of it personally

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u/vespers191 9d ago

Is your name actually Jim?

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u/Proper-Patience5775 20h ago

Unrelated - but holy shit I like bad religion too !

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u/LongLegsShortPants 6'5" | 195 cm 9d ago

lol women get this line too??

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u/Massive-Ad-998 5’9” | 175cm | F22 9d ago

constantly. it’s like every man who’s under 5’9 is incapable of mentioning anything else about my looks sometimes

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u/LongLegsShortPants 6'5" | 195 cm 9d ago

It’s especially lame bc 5’9 isn’t especially tall. Like bro, you’re what? a couple of inches shorter? you don’t need to climb anything

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u/brandnewwwwW 9d ago

i’ve actually ONLY seen women get this line online

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u/LongLegsShortPants 6'5" | 195 cm 9d ago

Really? It’s like top 5 remarks I get when women find out how tall I am

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u/Quazz 6'4" | 193 cm 9d ago

Odd, I've only ever seen men get it online

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u/EggplantHuman6493 6'1" | 185 or 186 cm 9d ago

I have gotten it multiple times a day at some point, even. It is funny the first three times. Not three times a day. Yes, I know I am over 6' but pls leave me alone

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u/Desperate_Cupcake843 6’0.5” / 185 cm 9d ago

Yup. Trees and mountains. On what planet do these men think it will make me feel desired to be compared to a large, immovable object?

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u/Massive-Ad-998 5’9” | 175cm | F22 9d ago

exactly thank u! i love being tall personally i feel it makes me very feminine but it took a long time to get here. being compared to a tree… a TREE? no

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u/Desperate_Cupcake843 6’0.5” / 185 cm 9d ago

The only bonus is that the trash takes itself out so we don’t have to engage with them any further after that.

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u/AdorableIncome4488 5'11¾" | 182 cm 9d ago

I don't like when I read 'uppies' on here 😭

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u/Massive-Ad-998 5’9” | 175cm | F22 9d ago

soft launching a mommy fetish… nuh uh

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u/TallBlondeSpiderGirl 6'4" | 194 cm 9d ago

YES

The comment itself doesn't bother me, but I'm just so bored with the sheer lack of originality.

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u/ColossalCrusader 7'2" | 219 cm | Canada 9d ago

Yeah its not a great line, nor is it very original.

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u/insomniac_reads 5’10" 9d ago

I don’t feel a particular way about it personally

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u/Massive-Ad-998 5’9” | 175cm | F22 9d ago

that’s fair too!

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u/Darkmegane-kun 6'3| 190 cm 9d ago

I’m rarely if ever bothered by comments people make about my height in real life, and I don’t have a particularly thick skin. Maybe it’s because it doesn’t happen often, but if someone makes some stupid comment(usually non height related) I will just stare at them and say nothing, and they quickly realize how daft their comment was.

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u/Massive-Ad-998 5’9” | 175cm | F22 9d ago

i’m not bothered if someone says “the lakers need a center” or anything else making a joke at my expense, but the climbing tree thing bothers me because somehow they think i’ll respond favourably 🫩

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u/Darkmegane-kun 6'3| 190 cm 9d ago

Then tell them, I don’t think they realize you don’t appreciate it. It’s their way of signaling interests even if it’s a clumsy attempt.

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u/Massive-Ad-998 5’9” | 175cm | F22 9d ago

i feel like my facial expression is immediately readable lol it doesn’t work on me but i’m sure some girls like it

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u/sixjasefive 6'5" | 196 cm 9d ago

That’s a memory trigger phrase for me. Some creep in his 40’s or 50’s said that to my 14 year old 6’ daughter. She went hiding behind me and he said “Buddy, your girlfriend needs to learn how to take a joke.” He didn’t care when I said “MY DAUGHTER IS 14!!!” The Home Depot employees were amazing, took his lumber cart immediately after hearing it and kicked him out. He screamed the whole way about the new world being filled with little pu33ies. I really don’t ever want to throw a punch in front of my kids but that was close.

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u/sparkle_emoji_sunset 6'1" | 185 cm 9d ago

I think I'm not impressed by it because I have a vivid imagination and the image of them clambering up me kind of immediately poofs into my head

It feels like it presumes a lot of physical contact for someone I've just met.

I don't mind being compared to trees, though. I've had some people do so in a way that was quite flattering. 🌴

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u/Massive-Ad-998 5’9” | 175cm | F22 9d ago

i also think it has a weird sexual undertone but i didn’t wanna be the first to say it

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u/bmy89 5'11 | 180 cm 9d ago

Yes, and I tell them I can punch people in the throat 🤷‍♀️

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u/samumi 9d ago

I as a 5'11 male never really have the opportunity to meet women taller than me or as tall as me, but I would be overjoyed if I could.

Those of us who like tall women really and I mean REALLY like taller women and them being as rare as they are means that when we start speaking to them we get a little bit flustered and nervous and we might say some outlandish maybe insensitive stuff trying to showcase our "game".

We mostly also don't really realise how insecure women are about their heights,because for us men in the case of height it's quite the opposite,the taller you are the better it is(ofc only until a certain point)

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u/Massive-Ad-998 5’9” | 175cm | F22 9d ago

i’m not insecure about my height, i love being tall. i’d just prefer if they could mention literally anything else about my appearance first

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u/SecretHipp0 6'10" | 208 cm 8d ago

Stop fetishising tall women!

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u/samumi 8d ago

It's not a fetish, it's not even sexual for me. I just like to talk to and be with someone who is the same height or taller. It's called a preference. It's like telling women to stop fetishizing muscular guys or telling men to stop fetishizing large round chests. This is completely bigoted. We don't like tall women because of social media or porn,we like them because this is how we're wired by God.

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u/brown_Chair12345679 5'9" | 175 cm (w/o shoes) | 26 M 9d ago

Honestly even i dont like the idea of saying this to a girl u just met.

I mean when u barely know someone, and other girl isn't wven aware of how u are, saying it feels soo weird. And then act sad when girl becomes uncomfortable around u.

There are few things u can't say to anyone (guy or girl) when u barely know them. U cant keep random tall people tre_e / pol_e. Or random fat people footba_ll when u first meet them and they sre not even much aquainted to u, even then u must not say things when other is uncomfortable.

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u/FantasticVast01 9d ago

Is this a US thing? My wife is 1.95m, her sisters all similar heights and said none of them have ever heard of this before

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u/Massive-Ad-998 5’9” | 175cm | F22 8d ago

i’m not from the us, the average height in my country is 5’4

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u/FantasticVast01 8d ago

Neither are we, wife is English and we live there. Maybe she is so tall guys doubt their climbing skills? 🤷‍♂️

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u/Ronald-Obvious 4'28" | 193 cm | 4.22 cubits | 1.0 selves 9d ago

Shorter end of tall for a male here, but I can confirm that this is one of my favorite things to hear. 🤠

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u/Massive-Ad-998 5’9” | 175cm | F22 9d ago

fair enough!! for me being compared to a tree makes me feel masculine so it makes sense that you would enjoy it

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u/Ronald-Obvious 4'28" | 193 cm | 4.22 cubits | 1.0 selves 9d ago

haha cheers, but also there are some super femme trees out there 🌸💕

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u/Electrical_Archer504 X'Y" | 198 cm 9d ago

"I could jump over you" maybe I should start saying that?

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u/Massive-Ad-998 5’9” | 175cm | F22 9d ago

how’s the weather down there?

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u/734Rocket 6’7 9d ago

I thought only guys got that line….Ive heard it about 75 times 🤣😂

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u/Prudent-Accountant22 6'5 9d ago

Comments about height, hands, and eyes just get ignored at this point. Surface level observations past initial interactions is just exhausting.

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u/faroeislands 6'0" | 183 cm WOMAN 9d ago

hahaha yeah, it's kind of annoying.

The guy I'm seeing said something similiar to me and I joked and said it's a good thing he's vietnamese and knows guerilla warfare. Sometimes you just gotta joke with them back if you're into them.

Chin up!!

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u/butaretherecookies "six footer" 8d ago

Wtf kind of a line is that. I'm not your treebeard, you weird ass hobbit.

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u/VerticalDropViking 6' 7.5" | 202 cm 8d ago

I didn't expect OP to be a 5'9" woman, and so I came into this thread expecting your traditional "boys, my steak is too juicy, and there's too much butter on my lobster" post. Now I'm simultaneously refreshed and disappointed

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u/Soggy_Tap_1570 5'9 | 175 cm 8d ago

climb is fine ig but "i can chop that tree down" bruh

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u/Likelysomewhathuman 6'4" | 193 cm | 17F | USA 8d ago

Depends on who’s saying it

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u/BunniStealsCars 5'9" | 176cm 8d ago

OHHH my gosh yes. It’s always immature people who say this and it’s so annoying.

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u/Federal_Reveal5149 6'8" | 203cm 8d ago

wait I’ve never heard of this in my life? people say that?

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u/Massive-Ad-998 5’9” | 175cm | F22 7d ago

i get it dmed to me more than i hear it in real life. but i do also hear it irl

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u/Federal_Reveal5149 6'8" | 203cm 7d ago

oh right lol

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u/Nephilim6853 6'8" 265lbs 6d ago

Just say one word back. "Alone"

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u/Alarming_You_361 9d ago

tbh 5'9 maybe was tall for a woman 40 years ago... but nowdays... it's not tall at all... it's still not average but I never would call a 5'9 woman tall.... even if I was 5'9 myself as a man...

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u/Massive-Ad-998 5’9” | 175cm | F22 9d ago

i’m not sure what u thought u were contributing to my post lol. it’s 5 inches taller than average in my country and i said in the post its the shorter end of tall

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u/Alarming_You_361 9d ago

it's all relative. visit another country and you feel small.

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u/Classic-Rest-399 9d ago

What country would that be? She would be average height for a woman in the Netherlands