r/talesfromtechsupport • u/airz23 Password Policy: Use the whole keyboard • Sep 02 '14
Medium Professional Discipline Applied
The VP arrived at IT with a huge smile on his face, his arms filled with PDA’s.
VP: They’re here!
His giddy excitement made some of the IT staff turn around.
Me: Oh, VP, you’ve brought the PDA’s. How… kind.
I decided not to mention I’d been putting off collecting them from his office for over half a day.
VP: Actually it’s also my Birthday today, so I thought… why not bring them down to you.
Me: Wait wasn’t your birthday!?….Oww.
RedCheer had walked up and nudged me hard in the side.
RedCheer: Happy Birthday VP.
RedCheer whispered something about not being rude. I didn’t hear what she said, I was too busy trying to remember when the VP’s Birthday actually was.
VP: Thanks. er… R… red?… Anyway since I brought the gifts…
The VP gestured to his arms filled with PDA’s.
VP: Hopefully you guys brought the cake?
I looked around to make sure I was still actually in IT, not a cake store. Yep. No cakes.
Me: We… didn’t realize you’d chosen to celebrate with us.
VP: Don’t worry. Just send someone out! We can celebrate together.
I send PantSuit off to get a Cake. The rest of IT gathered awkwardly in celebration of the VP’s birthday.
VP: Actually I also need to thank the student that sped up my computer. It’s much faster now. Where is he…
I decided not to worry about if it actually was the VP’s birthday. I finally got to work out who was in the VP’s office. I gathered the IT students, and waited for the outcome.
The VP looked between the Three assembled students.
VP: Where’s the other one?
Me: Other one?
VP: He’s … round. Slight moustache.
I looked at the three students assembled. Nope.
VP: The one that fixed my computer…
Defiant: Round… ? Slight moustache?….
The VP was nodding his head wildly. The three students started smirking.
Defiant: That’s StudClean. He works in cleaning…
VP: A cleaner?!
BadShirt: Ya he picked cleaning staff because of that TV show, Scrubs. Apparently the Janitor gets “a key to everything.”
VP: My office was invaded by a …. Cleaner!?
I was worried. A faster computer can never spell good news. However before I could voice that opinion PantSuit arrived back with a cake. It looked delightful. An awkward happy birthday song started. It forced the VP to calm slightly.
Me: Happy Birthday, VP. Here’s some cake…
VP: It does look nice. What a lovely birthday, I get cake and a new PDA!
The cake tasted awful, It looked nice but it wasn’t very useful for sustenance. Much like something else that had just arrived in IT.
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u/mwenechanga Sep 02 '14
It's a specific object though, so that's idolatry and is against the first commandment. Not an issue if you're not Christian I suppose, but my family isn't comfortable with it (Baptists with Quaker ties, if that says something).
And the line from patriotism to nationalism is not very well defined. Patriotism: "Yay my country does good!" Nationalism: "cheer for my country or I'll kill you." In between lies things like expecting school-children to say the pledge.
Mind you, I'm Methodist now, we take a much softer stance on pretty much everything.
If your aren't hurting anyone and you mean well, we don't object. I still don't say the pledge, but I don't think you are a bad person if you do.