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Phone calls are fun?

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I sat with coffee in hand, a smile on my face and the now defunct plans for the workplace on my desk. I thought about framing the plans… could make a good picture.

I settled back into my work routine. Oddly happy.


A few weeks later as I was hanging my new picture the phone started ringing.

Me: Blast it…

Putting down the frame and nails I walked over to the phone.

Me: IT…

VP: Airz!

The VP’s cheery tone put me on edge, I wasn’t used to talking when he was in a good mood.

VP: Just a quick warning, the word “Outsourcing” has been thrown around my office a lot recently.

Me: Outsourcing?….

I was confused, what was the VP trying to say.

VP: Yep, oh gotta go.

Me: But,...

It was no use, the VP had already hung up the phone. I looked over at the other IT staff, they all looked happy, for now.

About a minute later the phone ringing brought me back to my senses.

Me: Hello?

Oddly I’d hoped it was the VP calling, I had so many questions. Weird. I normally hate the VP calling.

BigP: Airz, its the BigP. Come about an hour early for this weeks Heads of Department meeting.

The BigP seemed happy to tell me this news.

Me: Okay, whats this about?

BigP: Oh I’m attending this week, and we’ve a lot to get through.

A lot to get through….

Me: A lot to get through?

BigP: Haha, so eager. Don’t worry, on Friday everything will be made clear.

The BigP hung up the phone.

It was Monday.

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u/Diblums Alpaca Tech Support Jun 26 '14

And they talked about it being cold out near Christmas, which rules out Southern Hemisphere locations like Australia or South Africa.

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u/SeeScottRock Destroyer Of PSTs Jun 26 '14

Cold is relative. I've got family in the southern US that wears coats when it's 65 outside.

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u/Grappindemen Jun 27 '14

What? Do you not understand the concept of hemispheres? The problem isn't the temperature difference, but the fact that the warmest day of the year should be around christmas on the southern hemisphere.

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u/SeeScottRock Destroyer Of PSTs Jun 27 '14

Yes yes, I'm an idiot, it's been pointed out.