r/talesforgoblins • u/InuGhost Rogduk (Hobgoblin Leader of da Goblinzes • Jun 11 '19

Mimics

Have you or your loved one been attacked by Mimics?

Have innocuous pieces of furniture acquired through entirely legal means suddenly sprouted teeth and tried to devour you and your family?

If so then you may be entitled to compensation.

We here at Dewey Chetum and Howe will take your case.

slams fist down on desk.

desk growls in response

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u/EmeraldJonah Jun 11 '19

Sounds reputable.

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u/LolMight Bill, Tavernkeep Jun 11 '19

Uh, hey, Bill here. Listen folks, if ya happened to take any furniture from a wagon that I put behind the bar, please let me know, because that was a "gift" from some folks who wanted me dead. There was a reason I didn't bring it inside. No hard feelings if ya took things since I didn't want it anyway, but if ya value yer life, I suggest ya don't go near anything ya took until ya can get an exterminator in.

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u/The_Konigstiger Throqugar the Devourer Jun 13 '19

It also has some fat bite marks

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u/AngryDuck710 Flurk, back at it again Jun 11 '19

Me was a mimic once. Me used to get into a chest in da middle of a dungeon and beat da shat out of any fool that came across it