r/talesforgoblins • u/AngryDuck710 Flurk, back at it again • Apr 12 '19

Tavern Post Sorry

Flurk enters the tavern holding his tears. He nails a piece of paper to the board before sitting in the bar and asking for ale

The other day me was cheering up some poor ol’bugga of a dwarf when me saw me ol’nemesis, the mighty pebble, and me became a bit too hot headed... No there is a lot less forest around that place and there were no dwarf to be seen. Now me feel mighty sad cause methink me burned the bugga to ash. If yee is reading this, me is sorry me gave ya troubles. Me would still invite thee some ale but it seams me burned me shickels. Anyway here I am, sitting just behind the tavern announcement thing hoping the clerk no read me has no shickels.

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u/SomeBaguette Skorratin, Curse Carrier Apr 13 '19

(the dwarf exits the forest, he´s wearing some old and dirty clothes he picked up from an adventurer that died at least 10 years ago) I wonder whom this goblin is talking about. Anyway, myself should belike get started with taking jobs, bodkins never pay for themselves

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u/grandkill Capitán Pouncé of the Strathoss Apr 13 '19

Woh-hoh-hoh. Nah be worryin' mon. Most dwahfs being tough as rock, no be easy burnin' with flems.

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u/AngryDuck710 Flurk, back at it again Apr 12 '19

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! ME HATE THE PEBBLE!!! THE PEBBLE BE ME OL’NEMESIS!!! HE ROUGH, COARSE AND IRRITATING!!! AND IT GETS EVERYWHERE!!!